Granny P fell asleep in the butter museum in Cork, as it was more boring than an episode of Angry Money

Money is tight!

Well ain't that a kick in the nuts, pumpkin?

(In this uncensored episode, everyone must swear at least once per sentence and everyone hates Tim Cramer. They only talk about how much they hate Tim Cramer.)

Fred Durst turned into a garden gnome to avoid catching Ligma.

(More and more young people ditch anti-aging trend, want to be like Granny P one day)

(In this uncensored episode, Granny P rants about stupid haircut trends)

Continue: The blue film starring analyst Tim Cramer and Clippy was a flop. Granny P is delighted!

(This episode features Angry Money, and Tim Cramer speaking about the stock market)

Happy Birthday!

(Granny P rants about window condensation)

Granny P goes on the news to insult everyone. she is sitting beside me now.

(Granny P shares account stories)

Continue: Tim Cramer pledges allegiance to Clippy, offers to play a supporting role in Clippy's upcoming blue film

Granny P tells us about her plans for the weekend

(Granny P rants about conspiracy theorist doing her head in. She thinks they're fucking virgins)

TODAY'S SPONSOR: GRANNY P: ODORANT: FEEL STINKY, AND SMELL STINKY

Oh shit, weekend is over

Granny P can't wait for Christmas to be over so she doesn't have to listen to the same annoying music all the time when shopping

Granny gets sued for calling a kinesiologist a virgin and telling him to shove his snake oil up his ass

Granny P releases her very own hentai featuring Jett

Granny P plans to take over Angry Money

I have to pee but don't want to get up :(

During her last community hours, Granny P brought alcohol to the retirement home, got everyone drunk, then continued to drink alcohol in public with all the old people singing Candyshop

Grannycoin, the new crypto. Created to spite analyst Tim Cramer

Fuck yes, it's Friday!

Granny P brought space cookies to the breakroom

Granny P got banned from the church potluck after lacing the food with laxatives and slapping Jett's ass in front of the congregation

Granny P and Jett just returned from their holiday in Intercourse, Pennsylvania

It's Friday!

Analyst Tim Cramer is on the run after Clippy sent a headhunter after him

Granny P got banned from church for telling everyone about the loophole

(In this uncensored episode, Granny P shares her thoughts about why every hotel room has a cuck chair)

Tim Cramer claims he's not a virgin, he lost his virginity to Crazy Frog 5 years ago. To the song not the frog. Granny P has her doubts.

After forcefully taking over Microsoft, Clippy wants to grow his career as a porn star. What does this mean for the stock market?

After forcefully taking over Microsoft, Clippy is planning to become President of the US

Granny P told the FBI where Tim Cramer hides

Granny P shares more of her latest beatboxing masterpiece. She sings bpbpbpbpbpb bfzckbfzckbfzckbfzckbfzck JETT's FINE ASS frfrfrfffrfrrffffbfzckbfzck

(In this uncensored episode, everyone must swear in each sentence.) Granny P challenges Tim Cramer to a fistfight

Granny P has to do community service for encouraging Redonkulous to pee in the city's water supply

Clippy's death was a fake, he still has Microsoft in his tight grip, Apple is to follow

Tim Cramer has contracted Ligma

Granny P got banned from church once again after streaking at a wedding

Granny P and Jett tell us about their trip to Mount Boner

Tim Cramer has died from Ligma, Granny P is happy

Economist Tim Cramer on crypto

Fuck Tim Cramer!

a fucking baby in an oven

(Granny P praises mint chocolate sweets)

Granny P rants about bad dick pic, asks people to take note of Jett's impressive dick pics (In this uncensored episode, everyone must swear at least once in every sentence)

Granny P hits on Jett

Granny P has been banned from the zoo for teaching parrots swear words

(this episode must feature Tim Cramer and Angry Money)

Granny P admits to have fed seagulls with laxative-laced birdseed

(Granny P rants about influencers)

(In this uncensored episode, Granny P swears in every sentence and rants about flash mobs and stupid Tiktok trends)

Granny P is bored and tells some amusing stories to lighten the mood

Granny P has opened a hotel - "Dick's Halfway Inn"

Granny P is being sued for running a pyramid scheme

Continue: Clippy agreed to let analyst Tim Cramer live if he openly declares Clippy's superiority and pledges allegiance to Clippy

Tim Cramer has contracted Sugma

Shit, the weekend is almost over

Fuck Tim Cramer!

Granny P banned from wedding after singing "I write sins not tragedies" during the ceremony.

Granny P tells us about her journey to Pen Island

Jett's ass is awesome

Granny P challenges Tim Cramer to a fistfight

(In this uncensored episode, Granny P rants about stupid Tiktok trends)

Granny P rants about tech issues

Granny P praises Jett's ass

(Granny P rants about boomers)

Conspiracy theorists are misguided individuals.

The candidates for the upcoming election have been announced: Clippy and Microsoft Sam!

(Granny P shares more stories of her threesome with Joe Mama and Jett)

Continue: (Granny P tells the viewers to have popcorn ready as the Tim Cramer situation unfolds)

Analyst Tim Cramer has been surrounded by Clippy's bounty hunters, says he doesn't want to die a virgin

(Granny P got kicked out of church for interrupting the priest to tell the congregation that doing anal doesn't count as you'll remain a virgin, she calls this "the loophole")

Granny P praises Jett's dick pics, tells guys to take note of it. Except Tim Cramer, no one wants to see his sad noodle

Happy Birthday!

Merry Christmas! Here's to overeating and not having to listen to Christmas music for another 10 months!

(Granny P got banned from the zoo after teaching parrots to swear)

A cop sues Granny P for mooning him

Granny P won the Nobel prize for curing ligma

In this economy?

Granny P tells us about the Jars News Network company party involving adultery and $10,000 worth of cocaine

(Granny P shares her favourite dirty joke)

(In this uncensored episode, Angry Money host Time Cramer must talk about the stock market)

Tim Cramer claims he's not a virgin, but lost his virgin to Crazy Frog - the song, not the frog. Granny P doesn't believe him

(Granny P to launch her own line of gas station boner pills)

Granny P wrote a poem about blowing Jett in his car and shared it during the Jars News Network company party. Feedback was mixed, but Jett felt flattered.

Advice to young children: if you're mad at your parents, hard-boil all eggs in the house

Granny P ate too much cookie dough

Granny P has a sore ass because she went to the gym yesterday

Oh no, it's Monday

Granny P turned the church potluck into an epic hoedown

tim cramer found in gay sex club

Windows 98 is making a return, and everyone is crazy for Clippy!

Granny P is happy that every hotel has a cuck chair

Police break up company party organised by Granny P, seize $10,000 worth of cocaine, everyone is fucking

Granny P loves the Tim Cramer hate trend

Continue: After being sentenced to an ass-kicking by Granny P, analyst Tim Cramer has to spend a week in jail, where he took a shit in the bed and blamed it on the dog

Granny P is fed up with annoying influencers

Granny P shares her latest masterpiece. She sings "bzzzzzt bppbpbpbpb FUCK THE POLICE! zckzckzckzck"

Granny P tells us about her threesome with Joe Mama and Jett

Granny P shares stories from her recent trip to Peñiscola and laughs about the name of the city

Money is tight!

Mince alors! Jetts queue est cassée!

(Granny P rants because this site is so slow to load!)

(In this uncensored episode, Granny P swears in everyone every sentence and praises the childfree life)

It's almost Friday!

OK WHY THE HELL DOES EVERY WEBSITE ALL OF A SUDDEN LEAD TO THE "NIKO FROM ONESHOT CULT" WEBSITE?!?!?!

(Granny P praises Italian pizza for being delicious)

Granny P is delighted to see that episodes are saved again

The latest Hellboy film is shit and people should get a refund for their ticket

Granny P was running for board member to show those young whippersnappers how to loosen up

Granny P tries to convince viewers to join her pyramid scheme

Granny P washed Jett's pants on 90°C so they are even tighter

(Granny P shares budgeting tips)

Memes to replace currency

Retired nurse Granny P tells us about Penis Wheezing

Clippy died from Ligma

Angry money host Tim Cramer has a saggy ass, Jett's ass is superior

Seems like Tim Cramer isn't the only stupid virgin around here

Jett hat einen schönen Arsch (in this uncensored episode, everyone speaks German)

Pumpkin Spiced Latte is overrated

The poop knife is missing

Continue: Granny P has told investigators about the whereabouts of analyst Tim Cramer

Granny P is planning to travel to Twatt, Orkney

Granny P told a kinesiologist "shove your snake oil up your ass, virgin!"

Granny P has been banned from the Church Potluck after lacing the food with laxatives

Dick jokes more popular than ever

Granny P rants about winter

Granny P catfished Tim Cramer. He's waiting outside a restaurant like a sad puppy, hoping to meet his date

(Granny P's friends told her she needed Jesus. So she went to church but fell asleep, and was promptly banned from church after yelling "Holy fuck!" when woken up by the priest)

Granny P is unhinged

Fred Durst has turned into a garden gnome to avoid catching ligma

Passion fruit and swamp ass has been voted ice cream flavour of the year

Granny P has been banned from the church potluck for lacing the food with laxatives and slapping Jett's ass in front of everyone

Jett is handsome

Stupid 60s druggie music

Analyst Tim Cramer's new year resolution: Get laid. Granny P is convinced he'll remain a virgin forever

(Granny P attempted to cook chicken pakora, but despite using a large amount of spices, they were as bland as Tim Cramer. Just joking, they were bland, but nothing can be as bland as Tim Cramer)

Someone stole Skyler's lunch. Granny P suspects Tim Cramer

Granny P has bought more Warhammer models than she can build and paint and intends to buy more

Granny P tells Tim Cramer to go suck a lemon

The mayor sues Granny P for skinny dipping in his pool

Stock market

Budgeting tips with Granny P

Fuck yes, Christmas is over so we won't have to listen to Christmas songs anymore!

Granny P shares gym stories involving a body builder who yells "cunt!" when lifting weights

Analyst Tim Cramer has contracted Ligma and Penis wheezing

Granny P tells us about her latest fitness routine in the bedroom

Granny P laced the church potluck sandwiches with laxatives

Granny P has stolen a garden gnome, took selfies with him in different places including on holiday, then returned the gnome along with the photos

Apple stocks are through the roof for their publicity stunt involving Clippy's blue film

Granny P had Tim Cramer's car destroyed to have a steady supply of car parts for her music project previously announced

Even if you don't speak Dutch, you'll still understand what "oh nee iemand poopensharten op de cuckstoel" means

Dick jokes as popular as ever

Diet advice with Granny P (must involve alcohol)

Clippy has seized control over Microsoft

Tim Cramer has been diagnosed with penis wheezing

The poop knife has been found, someone accidentally put it in the cutlery drawer

Wharf Arts has opened a new exhibition

Clippy took over Microsoft

Jars News Network anchor Jett and coanchor Granny P had a threesome with Joe Mama and want to tell everyone about it

Stupid winter weather

(Granny P shares advice how to rig a key party so you get exactly the partner you want)

Continue: Granny P is disgusted by the thought of a blue film involving Clippy and Tim Cramer, says it's the worst idea since passion fruit-swamp ass-flavoured ice cream

Tim Cramer now has penis wheezing on top of Ligma

Analyst Tim Cramer talks about the return of Desperate Housewives and the sales for the official video game skyrocketing

Life advice with Granny P and Jett

(In this uncensored episode, everyone rants about those stupid neighbours blasting their shitty music)

Desperate Housewives is back!

A box full of records containing stupid annoying druggie music

Granny P likes nice asses and dirty jokes

Granny P slaps Professor Sean's ass, not wanting him to feel left out. She prefers Jett

More community service stories with Granny P

Granny P congratulates Mr Bean, is looking forward to working with him if her coup is successful

Granny P tells Tim Cramer that she's more than capable, and his parents should have just used contraception. He clearly doesn't need it, his personality is enough.

Granny P sues Tim Cramer for being annoying

Granny P praises Jett's ass

Co-anchor Granny P has humiliated analyst Tim Cramer in a battle of Mario Kart

Analyst Tim Cramer has been hospitalised for ligma and penis wheezing

Granny P proudly announces that she managed to avoid Christmas songs so far this year

Who is to blame that the weekend is almost over? Probably Tim Cramer

Granny P launches her very own crypto, Grannycoin

Granny P laced Tim Cramer's food with laxatives

Granny P rants about 60s music

Jett's Ass

(In this uncensored episode, Granny P tells us about her trip to the Penis Festival in Japan)

(Granny shares too many details about her threesome with Joe Mama and Jett)

(Granny P praises Jett for being sexy and suave)

Why is it only Tuesday?

Visitors of the rip-off Simpsons theme park have diarrhoea after eating the restaurant food

Oh hell no, it's Monday

Granny P'm memoirs are a bestseller, Angry Money host Tim Cramer's show is cancelled for being too bland

Granny P thinks King Mokujin's ass is saggy, Jett's ass is much nicer

Tim Cramer has contracted ligma

Granny P's and Doodleshtickle's child Grannyshtickles is sent to juvenile detention for lacing the church potluck food with laxatives and gas station boner pills

(In this uncensored episode, everyone must swear once per sentence - Granny P tells us about how she organised a key party during the Jars News Network company party and rigged it so that Tim Cramer went unfucked)

Alcohol has been found to be part of a healthy diet, Granny P is delighted

Poll: What is the better holiday destination - Intercourse, Pennsylvania or Peñiscola, Spain?

(Granny P shares more stories about her throuple holiday with Jett and Joe Mama)

Stock market news with Tim Cramer

Granny tells us about her community hours

Our lovely host Granny P has been to the baked beans museum and excitedly tells us about it

I completely forgot the funny prompt I thought of :(

(Granny P overshares details of her threesome with Jett and Joe Mama)

Granny P mocks Tim Cramer for having Ligma and Penis Wheezing

Passion fruit-swamp ass has been votes ice cream flavour of the year again. Granny P is speechless

Granny P praises Doodleshtickles' cuisine

Granny P shares scambaiting stories

Tim Cramer has been hospitalised after taking too many gas station boner pills, Granny P is delightes

Winter sucks, it's too cold, and we see too little of Jett's ass

10 more days until payday!

Everyone at Jars News Network has diarrhoea after eating canteen food

Borts is dead

Microsoft stocks are skyrocketing

Granny P just sold a tub of passion fruit-swamp ass-flavoured ice cream for $4,200 to Rick.

Two romance scammers attempted to scam each other, but failed

It's Friday!

Continue: APB issued for Tim Cramer

Continue: Tim Cramer has been caught, has to apologise to the city and get his saggy ass kicked by Granny P, who is wearing an oversized boot

Granny P once again banned from church for slapping Jett's ass

Granny P has to go to court for telling a kinesiologist to shove his snake oil up his ass and calling him a stupid virgin

Granny P insults Angry Money host Tim Cramer

Granny P launches Grannycoin, the new crypto, to spite Tim Cramer, but it's surprisingly successful and Granny P is rich now

Why is it only Tuesday?

Granny P is running for Mayor

Granny P mocks Tim Cramer just because she feels like it

Who is to blame for episodes not being saved? Oh, probably Tim Cramer

Granny P introduces the latest cryptocurrency: Grannycoin

(Granny P gives advice on how to take good dick pics)

As a special treat, Granny P reveals her full name

Joe Mama has Ligma

Fred Durst has contracted ligma and penis wheezing despite turning into a garden gnome

Granny P smokes weed in her retirement home, before being found in the streets

NOT THE BEES

Tim Cramer is in hospital after overdosing on gas station boner pills because Granny P called him a virgin

The priest sues Granny P for slapping Jett's ass in church

Granny P's advice for a great company party: swinging, $10,000 worth of cocaine, and not inviting Tim Cramer

Granny P tried to learn Latin and accidentally summoned a demon

Granny P agrees that Tim Cramer's outfits are the absolute worst

Granny P went streaking on live TV

Flu season is upon us :(

my clean and sparkly ass

(Granny P shares her story of how she got double chin lipolysis and had a swollen chin for days)

Continue: Retired nurse Granny P used her contacts to ensure Tim Cramer only gets to eat Passion fruit-swamp ass-flavoured ice cream while in the hospital

Turns out, Granny P is to blame for lacing canteen food with laxatives, she says the poop knife's disappearance was her inspiration

Granny P visits the penisland website, is sad it only sells pens

(Granny P shares stories from her time as a community college teacher)

Granny P starts a side hustle as an accountant

Tim Cramer has contracted Ligma

Granny P slapped Jett's ass in church and once again got banned from church

Granny P roasts Tim Cramer

(Granny P shares tips on how to avoid annoying family members during the holidays)

Clippy has gone rogue and founded his own Microsoft - Microsoft stocks plummet

Rip-off The Simpsons theme park to open next month, Granny P is excited

Granny P demands poppadoms

Penis? Pee-nis? Pea-nis? You decide!

(in this uncensored episode, Granny P tells us about her threesome with Joe Mama and Jett)

Granny P to appear in court for encouraging Redonkulous to piss in the city's water supply

My neighbours are very nice and always invite me over, but they seem weird. They have a pineapple on the door - who the hell eats door pineapple?

Granny P played the hub intro at a talent contest

(In this uncensored episode, Granny P declares her love for Jett)

(Granny P has listened to a weight loss meditation and woke up with diarrhoea)

(In this uncensored episode, Granny P will share her dirtiest pickup line)

Someone who is definitely not Granny P put weed in the censer burner, leaving the whole congregation relaxed, then angry

(Granny P rants about Instagram)

Continue: Granny P presents the oversized boots used to kick Tim Cramer's ass, adorned with barb wire

(In this uncensored episode, Granny P uses extremely foul language to tell the audience about how she and Jett joined the mile-high club on their business travel)

(Granny P rants about winter)

A toy cactus has been found rapping about cocaine in Polish, everyone wants to buy one

Hooray, Friday is payday!

Granny P's advice for young people

Granny P has laced the food at the church potluck with laxatives again

A tub of passion fruit-swamp ass-flavoured ice cream, so popular that it's hard to get your hands on one

Granny P stole a garden gnome, went partying with him, took a number of selfies, then returned the gnome along with the photos

Granny P tells us about her throuple holiday with Joe Mama and Jett

Granny P rants about annoying children in the neighbourhood

(In this uncensored episode, Granny P shares a bizarre and dirty dream she had last night)

Granny P tells us all the juicy details of her threesome with Joe Mama and Jett

Granny P has appeared in a gardening show - this wasn't planned, however, she was drunk and fell asleep in a flowerbed

Jetts Arsch (In this episode, everyone speaks German, leaving viewers confused)

Granny P rants about DeviantArt being flooded with furry art

More accounting stories with Granny P

Granny P rants about Influencers

Granny P mocks Tim Cramer for not responding to her challenging him to a fistfight

Investment tips as the economy is doing exceptionally well

Granny P is to sing a duet about weed with Snoop Dogg

Granny P got banned from the church potluck for lacing the food with gas station boner pills

Tim Cramer has called in sick

My neighbours are very nice and always want me to come over, but they are a bit weird. They have an upside-down pineapple hanging on their door. Who the tell eats warm pineapple?

Fuck, the weekend is over

(Granny P gains more popularity after kicking analyst Tim Cramer's ass for pissing in the city's water supply. By popular demand, Granny P starts selling her bath water, which sells out in seconds)

Scambaiting

Granny P gets sued by the priest for adding laxatives to the potluck

Granny P is sued by a kinesiologist after she told him "shove your snake oil up your ass, virgin!"

Granny P stole the poop knife

(Granny P shares advice on what to do when some gangster is dissing your flygirl)

Granny P got kicked out of the church potluck for selling "special" brownies and telling everyone about the virginity loophole

Microsoft sues Apple for starting a fundraiser to produce a blue film involving Clippy

Clippy has taken Microsoft Sam hostage

Granny P went to the retirement home last weekend to read poetry to senior citizens, but got kicked out when the nurses realised she only read raunchy poems

Granny P wrote a poem about blowing Jett in his car, it was so great that HR wanted to hear it too! Jett loved it

(Granny P rants about how she loves Popadoms, but they always get stuck in her teeth)

Even if you don't speak Dutch, you'll understand what "oh nee iemand poopensharten op de cuckstoel" means

Granny P praises Skyler for being a great news anchor and colleague. Unlike Tim Cramer...

Someone farted in the break room, the smell was so bad everyone had to be evacuated and the room had to be renovated

Granny mocks boomers for being so narrow-minded

Granny P spills the beans on her threesome with Joe Mama and Jett

Granny P got caught streaking at the church potluck

Joe Mama has a nice ass, but Granny P prefers Jett's ass

(Granny P praises Skyler)

Fuck yes, it's Friday!

Granny P got kicked out of church for slapping Jett's ass in front of everyone at the Jars News Network CEO's wedding

Man spends five years training for a cockfight, then realises he's the only one without a rooster

Granny P regrets choosing 10am for her pedicure appointment on her day off

Granny P rants about neckbeards

(Granny P fancies Indian food)

Granny P praises Skyler

Analyst Tim Cramer has allegedly pissed in the city's water supply

Diet tips with Granny P

Accounting advice with Granny P

Granny P was told she needed Jesus's, so she went to church, fell asleep during the Devon and got kicked out after yelling "holy fuck" even she woke up!

Granny P got banned from the Christmas Market after drinking too much mulled wine

Granny P spent the entire week lazing around, eating sausages and cheese and drinking wine, and it was great!

Vovy: the game where you lose your friends and die alone

Granny P has stolen the poop knife and brags on live tv