Oh my god I have no time.

900 numbers are revived.

After being away from each other since 1990... a man and women remarries again.

Another follow up to the politics ban to keep the E10 rating, Roblox banned a game that features Guns as well as how meat, eggs, dairy and honey is made, why(hint: something about keeping Roblox kid freindly)?

Another scambot on Roblox.... you can see them on the chats every time they pop up.

A conga, bongo, surdo and pandeiro with a transparent drum head.... made to be incorporated in a drum kit and can handle drumsticks as a result.

Kami successfully defends themselves against Demon King Piccolo, no charge against Demon King Piccolo happened surprisingly.

Halloween is over, Christmas began... with people immediately skipping thanksgiving and even refuse to celebrate it(and why?).

A doctor diagnose a lot of peoples symptom's of hallucination, fatique, dry skin, and daytime sleepiness(sometimes, even runny/stuffed nose).... heres what they found and what cause this.

Loomer claims Elon Musk is labeling her posts as "probable spam," calling it an abuse of power and an attack on free speech. She urges the MAGA base to demand respect and oppose such totalitarian actions.

What is going on at the border between Russia and Mongolia?

About Ted Nugent's politics.

People found a way to store an even much LARGER amount of data on cassette tapes then what was previously done before... leading to a return of datasettes.

A prank caller threatens to break into Hollyrocker's home over his hair metal band. Hollyrocker wins the case. The caller is sentenced to 5 years in prison, with the judge ordering his number to be permanently disconnected.

What happens if you don't get a massage before a chiropractic adjustments and why chiropractors often start with massage first before adjustments?

A sad hair metal power ballad in G major about death with a BPM of 65 is played at a christmas festival.

Alt-tech is just another term used to refer to conservatives being the majority on a social media site, A new popular social media site recently just became alt-tech simply for this reason alone and nothing else.

A community of Belarusians in Turkmenistan.

Good news from David Zaslav.

Cultural festivals in Macedonia.

Bolsonaro appeared on Roblox.

A Luxury hotel and a Skyscraper, nice and golden, and located close to the Copacabana beach... the most luxurious room has a telescope, vending machine, and a few arcade games.

A Trump Tower temporarily closes to avoid scrutiny.

What else gained popularity thanks to hair metal power ballads being played at christmas festivals?

(news starts with "I drink this energy drink, literally! HAHAHAHA")News about an energy drink that contains red food coloring, has guarana and slight bubblegum taste.

TIM Brasil endorses Nikki Haley for American president in 2028.

The owner behind the -Doll manufacturing plants of both Sangvis Ferri and G&K, which the Sangvis Ferri cause a war on africa apologises, says that war caused by a bunch of AI's wrongful identifications and glitches.

"Either the late 60s or very early 70s"

One of the ROM chip that was seized from Slippery McGee and Manchild's ROM chip heist contained a 16-bit graphic of Trump, the date written on the ROM goes back to 1987... which device does this ROM in question comes from?

Online flame war on Facebook with Loomer, King Piccolo, and Bettie Midler had cost thousands of dollars of damage for facebook, something that will never recover.

A luxury salt that goes up to 200 dollars. What kind of salt is this?

Why most people in mongolia lives only in Ulaanbaatar, leaving the rest of Mongolia sparsely populated?

Trump will retire from politics in 2029 after his second term, deleting his political website and discontinuing all political merchandise on that date.

Medieval bed.

Living in a secret home underground with the entrance disguised as a sewer entrence. it has features of a home, two bathrooms and even a home office, gaming room and a music studio.

(A good number of sentence must start with "Fuck!" and ends with "Shit!") Emergency numbers are disconnected right now, forcing many people to go to police stations just for emergencies.

What is on the geocities-esque page praising Trump that manchild's hack causes Roblox site to redirect to? Here is a tour of that site in question.

Javier Milei is seen fixing electric guitars recently.

Medieval construction methods

Madonna finally retires for good... cite backlash.

Elon Musk pledges to remove people who disagree with him on H-1B visas from the Republican Party.

Despite being in G major with a final G major chord and a slow BPM of 65, the sad hair metal power ballad about death neatherless make us sad, so how does this song make us sad despite the songs G Major Key?

Making (VEGAN) ice cream using with sport equipments.

Javier Milei is seen in a massage center in Hawaii.

Hollywood expands drastically.

People are carving homes beneath stadium seats, accessed by lifting a seat. We interviewed a resident who has a kitchen, bedroom, bathroom, living room, and even a pool and cue sports area.

A US presedential election will be settled by who can have the best reaction to a sad hair metal power ballad about death in G major with a slow tempo of 65 BPM to break the tie vote.

How a 1 billion dollar fine for false advertising themselves as being "pro-free speech" leads to Meta unbanning Laura Loomer from Facebook and Instagram?

A hotline that can teleport you magically.

After Manchild and Slippery McGee vandalize a skyscraper, Manchild tried to sue the building's owner, but the owner countersued, resulting in their return to prison to complete their 25-year sentence.

Relaxing massage service at the Copacabana beach... available only at night. Started with reflex tests, some cranial nerve exam and basic heart rate monitoring for a personalized experience and then the massage begins.

A new computer virus emerge... and it shows bouncy castles because manchild is the one behind them.

Cooking using lights and lasers, and medieval swords and clothing iron on top of that to make this more unusual.

The scientist claims there are no "fun jobs" because, for 12,000 years, humans have been like captive animals. Evolution hasn’t prepared us for this, leading us to accept work we dislike as normal.

Tons of other hostile forces attacking Zeta Medical Facility were arrested because of microsoft rights 365 auto-calling police, many of them are sentenced to 25-99 years in prison.

To avoid repeated politically motivated hacks by Manchild (Pro-Trump) and Santiago (Pro-Kamala Harris) causing lost games, Microsoft RIghts 365 have been installed on Roblox servers.

What does the shared ancestry between damselfishes and clownfishes would have look like?

Manchild hacked Google, causing chaos and tried to sue for damages. Google countersued, unveiling his prison escape and attempts to hack NASA. He was sentenced back to finish his 25 years sentence.

Some positive news regarding costumed characters(all wearers were wearing it unmasked, no helmet on).

Relics from the defunct Trump university.

One Loomer post have made at least one Trump merchandise expensive.

What did we found in the Amazon forest?

A certain Phone number gets disconnected after dozens of complaints about children using it.

Disney loses its number one top spot after a Brazilian company surpassed Disney.

Wait... pipe dream is removed?

Disconnected Number Linked to Defunct Business Raises Questions: What Happened to the Business?

The Nauitese Science Institute analyze an mummified remains of an extinct bird species extinct since circa 1450 CE(the remains date to 1250 CE), heres what they saw.

Manchild/Slippery McGee tried to destroy a 150 million year old Lagerstätte, but were stopped by scientists. They were arrested and sent back to prison to finish 25-year sentence.

Manchild and Slippery McGee unleashed a food storm in a restaurant, hurling spaghetti and meatballs like a tornado. Chaos ensued, and they were arrested, returning to prison to finish their sentences.

A pseudoscientific phrenology clinic controversially opens too, and that is tied to a controversial chiropractic clinic offering crystal healing and reiki.

Cooking in a sportsy way, fries are used as an example here.

An interview with a hair metal band, and especially their reaction when their power ballads are being played at christmas events and festivals.

After Manchild chaos at Carl's Jr. over a food dispute—floods of Mountain Dew, sandwich hurricanes, lemonade rain, and a half-destroyed building. He tried to sue but was countersued, exposing his prison escape.

On February 15th 1970... what happened?

The low pressure area on Southeast Brazil that Became a Tropical Depression 31W had abruptly turn into a cold weather akin to Flagstaff, Arziona.

<Everyone's sentence must only consist of "I'm sorry, but I cannot assist with that.">

A word from Laura Loomer.

GTA 6 finally releases.

What can 10,000 dollars get in Brazil?

A tornado of Cherry Coke® that shoots French fries, Burgers and rains mountain dew pops up at In-N-out, leading to the restaruants permanent closure as a result, this is caused by Manchild.

Why professional gaming careers are rare, as even evidence by a US map showcasing where most pro-gamers live?(Do not encourage people to be a professional gamer)

Christmas at mars.

Why most people in a culturally caribbean country known as Suriname lives only in Paramaribo, leaving the rest of the country sparsely populated?

A Lamborghini Urraco was found sitting on Europa since circa 1980... but how it got there?

How Belarusians even arrived in Kazakhstan?

Cooking using clothing iron.

Manchild and Slippery McGee robs and then wreck the apple store that cause millions of dollars worth of damage, the apple store shuts down, but are caught by Hasim and Ethan turner, thus back to prison.

A radio that can also cook your food(pizza and french fries are used as examples) as well as brush your teeth.

Duff Mckagan bought shares of TIM Brasil.

(Make the story funny) Cherry Pie!

Adele Retires from music entirely, opt for regular jobs and closed all her social media accounts, after that, her whereabouts are not known.

What I did not like about Tim Cramer of the Angry Money show?

Office products that has been used by chef to cook food at some point, circa 1987.

One of the ROM chip that was seized from Slippery McGee and Manchild's ROM chip heist contained Windows 95 in it(and has an HTML and Flash shell)... which device does this ROM in question comes to?

A kind of rain that actually falls upwards only to splash on us causing flooding following by hailstone and then a blizzard... what cause this?

After robbing a casino and vandalizing it, Manchild sues the casino but is caught assaulting 25 and damaging a nearby casino, resulting in a 25-year prison sentence.

Cooking with office products(pizza is used as examples here), this is good for hungry workers.

Why Beatriz Sousa is a superfan of Tim Cramer of the Angry Money show to the point where she said "I FUCKING LOVE TIM CRAMER!" and especially when she is even married ot Tim Cramer?

What was in San Andrés? (neutral-to-positive stories only please)

What is discovered in the Amazon forest?

New reverb pedal for guitar and music production, inspired by a faulty glitch of some kind that gives off some really good 80s-style reverb HAHAHAHA!

In Brazil... "Follow your passion" is NOT an option, why?

Hair metal power ballads are becoming more common to be played at Christmas(alongside with traditional christmas music)

Shakira Retires from music entirely, her social media had since then compromised, filled with brazilian political content before it got deleted, and now opts for regular jobs].

A relic from south korea that contain a phone number from TBC(Tongyang Broadcasting Company), which is now Disconnected.

An interview with a south african tribe.

The women who happen to "Speaks gibberish" turns out not to speak gibberish at all... this women just had a specific Brazilian portuguese dialect in Brazil that is soo strong(where does this dialect come from).

Some news about the various types of salt that is available.

Stopping a robbery using only video game consoles, Manchild was the criminal that is stopped here.

Loomer responds to the comment about conquering America, stating, “We will conquer America.” She highlights that this goal is now openly stated and in plain sight for all to see.

What did we do to the prison cells from a prison abandoned since 1990 when we turn this into a vegan restaurant(known as "vegan lockdown")?

Spongebob squarepants ends its 25+ year run for good, and is permanently never aired again... Nickelodeon also soon goes out of business shortly there after.

Trump named drop Rosamond Clifford and Beatrice Portinari again.

Skyler must cry at the sad hair metal power ballad in G major about death with a BPM of 65.

Finally, Manchild at the mall unleashed a blizzard of ice cream, freezing the mall! A tropical smoothie monsoon hit, leaving everyone confused, with mustard rain topping it all off.

Hollyrocker immediately turn vegan after witnessing death of a love one and a funeral as a result, for obvious reasons.

Something about Neon(Chemical), and a technology besides neon lights obviously that use it.

About the Atlantic forest in Brazil.

Singapore opens up to refugees from Burma, and Russia.

A phone number from the defunct Rede Tupi... we called the number but it now says "O numero chamado Nao Existe"

Fossil evidence from the Ordovician period shows some storm, as well as the earth even having rings at one point even.

A vintage building from 1985, last renovated in 1988.

Psychiatrist diagnose patients that somehow refuse to hold any regular jobs in favor of either playing video games all day or doing creative stuff all day(which is not a good thing), here's what they find.

Manchild and Slippery McGee caused chaos at Olive Garden, triggering Apple's iSecure Hub to call the police. They were caught hiding in a warehouse abandoned since 1990 and sent back to prison.

Whats on the Amazonian village in Brazil?

Cooking with no gravity.

Universal Audio aquires the rights to Toy Story.

A sad hair metal ballad about death in G major, BPM 65, matches the lyrical weight of Demi Lovato's "Commander in Chief" due to its protest themes critiquing Trump, making protest songs inherently heavy.

AI tech advance enough for a Roger Rabbit-esque situation to occur, this tech would have been used for music live performances.

Roblox uncovers another culprit(Manchild) behind the outage and Trump site redirection. Manchild attempts to sue Roblox but gets countersued, revealing his prison escape, sending him back to serve his sentence.

Manchild and Slippery McGee attempt to rob a French museum, only to get caught via Apple's iSecure Hub auto-alerting police for not only robbery but overstaying their visas, thus deported, and sent back to prison.

We found 400 phone numbers; only 30 worked. The rest were disconnected—100 from defunct businesses, 200 from deceased individuals, 50 for an event, and 20 due to TOS violations.

Marijuana is found somewhere blocking the swerers.

In the late 2010s, Evo Morales tried to change to the constitution, only to receive backlash and booted off, Jeanine Áñez sworn in, only to be booted off as well and Luis Arce is currently Bolivias president now.

What could Zooplankton in the seas of the Permian period would have looked like?

SInce Twitter still censors people for different political opinions, Twitter is not alt-tech at all, please don't treat Twitter as such.

Why did Loomer back in 2017 got banned from Uber, Lyft and even Uber Eats for being conservative?

After iCRM announces partnership with Cisco, a new device pops out of it.

Cooking at the Anechoic chamber.

A sad hair metal power ballad in G major about death with a BPM of 65 is being played at a football stadium.

A various 13th-century artifacts was found in a region predating European contact. What was the discovery location and how did they find it?

Loomer, who got censored, noted that even @grok acknowledged her blue check mark was removed because of her public criticisms of Elon Musk and H1B visas, highlighting the impact of her dissent.

What did we find in an Abandoned house abandoned since it's owner passed away in 1990(include a still working electronics including a phone that obviously can't make calls).

Kazakhstan is another muslim majority country set to become a developed country.

Population concentration of Central african Republic.... was it spread out or is it sparsely populated?

Manchild and Slippery McGee incite a riot at a bank to rob it, causing a stampede and assaulting 65 "boring adults," but are caught by Apple's iSecure Hub and returned to prison.

Something about temporary campaign phone numbers.

A mandible found in a hawaiian midden date to 1335 CE.... who is this individual in question and how old at the time of death?

The cause of death behind Big Bob who is found dead in his apartment is revealed

Dirty Rotten Filthy Stinking Rich

Cooking at the copacabana beach at night

Medieval text from circa December 25th 1324 shows people mourning the dead of an animal that has died for food(especially meat) that has cause the author to completely basically gone vegan in all but the word "vegan".

Itchy skin.

Nikki Haley appeared in Comic con.

Fossils of Ediacaran Zooplankton have been found, heres what they look like.

Dracula celebrates his brithday for the first time... and soo far... Nothing happened... Hes Still alive.

News at 11: A Hair Metal band performs for 1 million people at the rock concert.

Anime is somehow banned at what country?

Reason why bad politicians seemed to stay at politics with soo many bad election candidates is because most have criminal records so they have no other option as other jobs refuse to hire them.

Psychatrist diagnose 8 lazy people who often sit down and play video games all day and barely even work to sustain themselves, heres what they find.

A mechanical way to cook.

What will earth will look like 65 million years from now? What would life would be like from that point?

An abandoned building abandoned since January 1st 1990 was used for Christmas related events... here... they pretty much only play hair metal power ballads.

WHY ARE BRAZILIAN MEATPACKERS BOYCOTTING ONE OF THE BIGGEST FRENCH SUPERMARKETS OPERATING IN BRAZIL?

Quando chove, algo bom acontece no Natal.

Demon King Piccolo Vs Zone Tan in a racing match down.

Red and Blue Slimy bubblegum that you can swallow, does not have much sugar, and is definitely not made of plastic at all either... instead, how did they make this?

Various spoofed calls pop up... when called back, it turns out to be disconnected.... but when we answer while its trying to call us, we got something... what did we hear?

Cooking at the space station that is orbiting Jupiter.

A percussion instruments underneath the copacabana beach, dating to 1245 CE, what kind of percussion instrument is that?

A sad hair metal power ballad about death in G major with a BPM of 65 makes you want to relax at the copacabana beach somehow.

Archaeological Continental Celtic culture found on the northern border between Portugal and Galicia(Spain).

How the Pantanal region is formed?

What happened to Jars News Network twitter account now that they left Twitter over Musk's censorship.

Nikki Haley in 2028 will set to be the last human president in America before AI replaces American presidents entirely in 2035.

A comet and asteroid collide and crashes together... this remains have hit Venus the most while earth only get just a single spect from it, no harm.

A VHS tape showing the last 40 minutes of a TV station before it shut down for good and it shows a hair metal concert.

A hair metal band played slow tempo power ballad about death in G major at a vibrant funeral for a 27-year-old murder victim, with attendees in colorful outfits, tears flowing as they mourned a life cut tragically short.

Chefs from South Africa arrives in large numbers in Brazil.

A look back to the force shutdown of ABS-CBN in the philipines in 2020 in the wake of the US Bipartisan TikTok ban signed by Biden and originally from Trump in America.

Cooking with Champaign.

Why Nauru lost everything?

People from Argentina explained why UBI doesn't work as evidence with them facing hyperinflation at some point that is caused by UBI.

A cybertruck at the Christmas event at Disneyland appears because a hair metal power ballad known as "Love Song" from a hair metal band known as Tesla appears in that christmas parade.

Amiga just recently had a comeback lately, Analyst Tim Cramer, your thoughts?

A perfect hotline for your comedy needs.

A phone numbers made for a TV show.

Manchild and Slippery McGee try to rob an abandoned place abandoned since 1990... found nothing but are caught hiding underneath the basement and send back to prison.

A classic rock radio station that often plays exclusively Hair metal power ballads on the christmas days of November and December, it plays hair metal power ballads.

Cooking food on your bed,

What did we discover 15,000,000 lightyears away from earth?

Population of chickens explodes in a ghost town(positive news only please!)

Manchild and Slippery McGee created a "taco tornado" in a restaurant, flinging tacos and salsa everywhere. Amidst the delicious chaos, they were arrested and sent back to prison for their antics.

Hollyrocker sues a burglar for breaking into his home, injuring him and stealing property. The burglar receives a life sentence under the three-strike law.

Who is gonna relax at the copacabana beach?

A device that while you brush your teeth, can also cook your food and play music while doing it.

A sad hair metal power ballad in G major about death with a BPM of 65 is played at a christmas festival.

We found Skeletons(consisting of individuals in their late 20s and 30s) date to 1180-1310 CE alongside with archaeological artifacts, we uncovered their causes of death predating European contact despite no written records.

An unusual way to cook food(pizza is used as an example).

Raining Machine that gives drinking water or even any form of drinkable liquid so even caipirinha and sodas could be used.

Futo Mononobe eventually got caught as another prison escapees, after getting caught trying to leave Rio De Janeiro for Belo Horizonte, are extradited to the united states and are back to prison to finish her 5 year sentence.

We analyze indigenous American skeletons found and in situ obviously due to NAGPRA, what was the average date for where many of them are dated to?

Futo Mononobe is arrested for attempting to burn a Walmart; her record includes prior attempts to burn Buddhist temples and a prison escape. She'll serve her 5-year sentence until 2029.

Scientist discover edible varieties of Rhyniophyte... what does it taste like?

News about tweezers used in reiki sessions.

New species of needlefish discovered in the Amazon rivers.

A ecosystem of aquatic creatures like fish, bivalves, coral reef, even sea snails and crustaceans are found in the sewer(positive news only).

At Disneyland, beloved costumed characters delighted guests by posing unmasked and spreading cheer. Families captured joyful moments, highlighting the park's commitment to fun and connection!

A kind of eel species discovered that are very very sedentary, and have moments where they hibernate for up to 10 years.

Roblox further stated that the Trump-praising, Geocities-style site from Manchild's hack does not reflect their stance, emphasizing they do not endorse any political candidates and never will.

Relaxing massage service at the Copacabana beach... available only at night. Started with reflex tests, some cranial nerve exam and basic heart rate monitoring for a personalized experience and then the massage begins.

(in this news segment, everybody must rhyme)

Why are people pouring milk down the drain over a cow feed additive?

In 2011... a south korean company known as "TBC(Tongyang Broadcasting Company)" reopens and rebranded as JTBC.

Hair metal band performs a sad hair metal power ballad in G major about death with a BPM of 65 at a funeral, nobody was wearing all black clothing, but rather mostly casual or colorful clothes.

Cooking with the power of Netflix.

A Man who falls into wormhole and come out three days later with a shirt he described "stupid" find out he just got sent to 1988.

Cyndi Lauper retires from music, as a result all her social media accounts are deleted, her music phone number disconnected and her website now redirects to a plumbing business site.

A christmas festival of Cybertruck from Tesla cars, due to a power ballad known as "Love Song" from a hair metal band known as "Tesla".

As part of her presidential campaign, Nikki Haley in 2028 plans to install Microsoft rights 365 in order to stop another coup(especially ones like January 6th) from happening again.

Manchild and Slippery McGees attempt to sell lean at an abandoned warehouse that was abandoned since December 25th 1990 lead to both of them arrested and are sent back to prison.

Much like LA, How did Brasilia manage to exist, even though its in an environment where it would normally be too harsh to settle(Cerrado) and why did it look green and even watery despite this?

A Tesla cybertruck at the Christmas event at the copacabana beach appears because a hair metal power ballad known as "Love Song" from a hair metal band known as Tesla appears in that christmas parade.

Why a lot of people outgrow cartoons?

A sad hair metal death about death in G major with a BPM of 65 somehow makes you think of being in a developing country, especially brazil.

Trump will retire in 2028 due to term limits, but since Kamala hasn't won the presidency, she can run for two more terms. This possibility is why the voter is concerned about her candidacy.

What archaeologist find in the sparsely populated region in Landlocked Bolivia?

An escaped convict, Manchild, stole items in Brazil, including a reflex hammer for a night massage service. His lawsuit against the service backfired, revealing his escape and leading to his return to prison.

(Worth must be measured in venezuelan bolivares, 1 dollar = 6,627,423.53 bolivares) Venezuelan fruit furnace.

A reaction contest to see who can have the best reaction to a sad hair metal power ballad about death whose key is in G major and whose BPM is 65.

Debate something about Space and planets.

A bunch of employees decided to skip work from Hollyrocker's business via faking sick, what should he do, since hes the business owner and basically a boss?

175 Million year old Teloist fossil.

Roblox removed various roleplay games(particularly restaurant roleplay games) because many of these games involve gambling and child labour.

Many people opt out to play video games all day... this is no good.

The bipartisan TikTok ban in the U.S. not only render its American division defunct by 2025, but it will worsen US-China relations.

A man gets 25 years in prison(effectively a life sentence), for what crime?

(News end with only the sentence, "Thanks for watching, be sure to watch Jars AI tonight!") A hair metal band performing at the copacabana beach at night.

Manchild and Slippery McGee almost destroyed a luxury home, but that house is saved due to microsoft's rights 365 autocalling police, and now both returned to prison to finish 25 year sentence.

An unconventional way of getting people's hair done(mullet is used as an example)

3 years later, Billie Eilish website after her retirement now for some reason redirects you to a gambling site.

People who work at the goverment reveals many politicians including Trump(especially after the Trump university scandal) either have criminal records or equivalent, that explain bad election candidates.

Hair Metal records rain down in Disneyland, linked to Manchild's crimes. A failed lawsuit against Disney and a countersuit lead to his return to finish his 25-year sentence after an escape.

A sad hair metal ballad about death in G major, BPM 65 is covered by Courtney Love's Grunge band known as "Hole", who just reformed just recently.

Cooking with clothing iron, hair straighteners, office products and pepper spray.

Hollyrocker stated that he was forced to say "I FUCKING LOVE TIM CRAMER!" because the prompt was ment for Beatrice Souza, his opinion on Tim Cramer is neutral.

Russian refugees flee to Mongolia... their ethnic makeup is mostly russian, belarusian, ukranian, moldovan, volga germans, Kumyks and Kazakh, and why they flee to Mongolia?

Manchild and Slippery McGee was caught in Brazil trying to destroy the Copacabana beach, they get sent back to prison.

Artifacts from Macedonia dated to 9,000 years ago.

Caipirinha flavored Bacardi Breezer.

An electric guitar in a hair metal concert manage to float and levitate mid air and appear to play notes without any human output... how does this done?

Where Beyoncé is at now after she has retired from music for good after vaporizing man and opting for regular jobs?

Man in Xenomorph costume goes out unmasked.

Why good would-be presidents often never enter presidency... newsflash... there's no job security, its no different from being a youtuber or a musician.

Making cookies with no gravity.

Nikki Haley narrowly avoids robbery by Slippery McGee and Manchild by delaying her rally, allowing her to protect herself just in time from their criminal intentions.

How did music careers even formed in the first place and why its soo tiny?

positive news from Central African republic.

Loomer feels that no matter her efforts or exposure, she will never satisfy the GOP gatekeepers who silence her. She questions how to cope with never feeling "enough."

A sad hair metal power ballad about death in the key of G major with a BPM of 65 cause a lot of people to cry at stadium to the point of flooding the stadium.

Jars News Network was banned in China, Russia, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Belarus, Moldova, Venezuela, Paraguay and Kazakhstan... why?

(Pretend it's March 3rd 1987)

Something happened in in 14th century CE in what is now Hawaii as archaeological evidence shows... what was that?

At the funeral, attendees wore casual or colorful outfits instead of all black, with hollyrocker's band’s wearing typical hair metal attire, mourning the dead through their power ballads(which are often in major keys even).

Something from neptune reached earth... but what is it?

How do we know all of these storms, chaos and mess at the mall is caused by Manchild's crime and especially Manchild's tantrum over a spilled slurpee? Video evidence, Fingerprints and Manchild openly admitting this.

Green Day disbanded for regular jobs. Four years later, their social media was hacked, showing Toy Story posts and a Buzz Lightyear avatar before it was deleted.

Can you rock out?

We take a look at the most common appearances of fishes found in the Copacabana beach, here is the most common colors, size and appearance among them(no negative news please.)

Most '80s buildings don’t reflect the Memphis vaporwave style; they resemble those from the 1950s-1970s. This style emerged in the 1940s and fell out of favor by the end of 1991.

What will earth will look like 3 billion years from now?

A kind of storm that turns the sky's dark neon red.

Political shutdowns like Panair do Brasil, Rede Tupi, Sinar Harapan, RCTV, ABS-CBN and TikTok(US bipartisian tiktok ban) reflect a troubling trend: "We don't like what you're saying, so we are pulling the plug."

(Many sentence start with "fuck!" and end with "shit!") A localized storm that rains french fries destroys walmart, leading to its permanent closure, this is caused by manchild's crimes.

Cooking using Kombucha

In what part of the solar system do we see geysers of liquid nitrogen?

Introducing a revolutionary exercise device that cooks while you work out, designed for a C64 program released in 1984. An Amiga port followed in 1986, enhancing graphics and interactivity.

How did ROM Chips got invented and why?

Tim cramer invest in Braskem S.A.

WHAT HAPPENED?

Roblox discovers Manchild caused the outage and geocities-esque pro-Trump site redirection. He tries to sue Roblox but is countersued, exposing his prison escape and sending him back to serve his sentence.

A sad hair metal power ballad about death in the key of G major with a BPM of 65 cause a lot of people to cry at stadium to the point of flooding the stadium. (make sure they mention that the key is in G major)

About Amazon AWS EC2 T4g VMs.

What is at the very very sparsely populated region in Russia?

Microsoft's Epiphany 365 became successful that a lot of food deliveries loses their job over this.

What is on the geocities-esque page praising Trump that manchild's hack causes Roblox site to redirect to? Here is a tour of that site in question.(Continued)

What do we found in a shell midden that was there since the very late 12th century CE until the mid-14th century CE.

A 1984 bed that can cook food while you sleep on top of it(how did that device manage to successfully ensures you don't get burned while you sleep on it?).

American musicians stir controversy in Brazil by claiming "making money doing what you love," a statement seen as tone-deaf in a country where survival matters and many have regular jobs, not creative ones.

Archaeologist reveal the actual cause of Rosamond Clifford's early death(hint: she is not poisoned).

A man naked in public gets arrested, and is set to be sentenced to 25 years in prison without parole.

A soda machine.

Microsoft Grants 365 has been installed in the ROM of a lot of gambling games, this can be seen in casinos especially this casino arcade game, which has Windows 95 stored on ROM even.

Loomer questioned why Elon is using paid operative Will Chamberlain and a foreigner from Malaysia to label a Trump supporter as a terrorist, calling it dystopian and urging @TeamTrump to condemn it.

Hawaii.

Microsoft Embedded 365 predecessor was Microsoft office suite embedded 95, made for koisk but you cannot find it at stores, you can only find it on Koisk with Windows 95/98 stored on ROM.

(News report ends with "We're waiting for the night to c-c-c-come.....") A hair metal concert happening in the Copacabana beach at night.

What did we discover that dates back to the late ediacaran period?

On christmas month of december... we discover a mid-permian fossil.

Hollyrocker's number was doxxed for his love of hair metal, resulting in prank calls. The doxxer got 5 years in prison and 10 years of house arrest, with the prank callers' numbers ordered to be permanently disconnected.

People are turning into Zombies after an addicting substance is found in rotten foods

Positive news about brazil.

A power ballad from a hair metal band, WInger known as"Headed For A Heartbreak" played at a christmas festival.

A Disneyland-esque Bulky Buzz Lightyear Costume appeared in Comic Con, the guy wearing this costume usually wears it unmasked by not wearing the helmet that takes the shape of Buzz Lightyear's head.

Videos of lakes shows various colorful school of fish.

The cause of the heatwave we mentioned before and the interview from the people affected by the heatwave.

Loomer expressed disbelief that @ElonMusk, a new Trump admin member, is amplifying a foreigner's tweet labeling her as Al Qaeda for disagreeing with him, claiming she's now seen as a terrorist for defending workers.

What are some medieval dishes from that time period?

Why UBI is a bad idea as evidence with Argentina?

On February 17, 2021, the Trump Plaza Hotel and Casino demolished, though Trump himself does not seemed to care about that for some reason.

A vintage building from 1982.

Something about the Amazon forest

What do Tongyang Broadcasting Company viewers see after TBC forcefully shutdown in November 30th, 1980 at the very end of the day, at 11:30 PM and before KBS airing the following day?

An Analog EQ that is powered by electron tube, capacitors, and basically dangerous stuff.

A chiropractic clinic that is shutdown for fraudulent practices has since then turn into a Rock concert,

(Everyone must sound like a Trump Tweet) After a robbery, Manchild and Slippery McGee hide in the sewer but are immediately caught as soon as they are out of the sewer at an abandon warehouse, thus back to prison

A drum ensemble of 8 Djembes, 2 surdos, 4 repinique, 2 shakers and a bata drum.

Loomer on the news again, what happened?

Manchild attempt to hack NASA again, but thanks to all these software upgrades... he completely failed.

Why most people in Brazil do not speak english?

Various unusual items like Clothing Iron, Medieval Sword, Hair Straighteners, Office Products, Hot stones abd blowtorches used by a famous chef are displayed.

How previously... the population of Central African Republic USED to be spread out before its now concentrated to just one city, Bangui.

Complex life on Earth may go extinct in 500 to 800 million years, while single-celled life faced extinction 1.6 to 2.8 billion years ago. In about 3.5 billion years, Earth could resemble Venus.

Another embrace of what Jars News Network is like in the 1980s.

(This time, everyone must like and support that idea, with absolutely no negative reviews) A portable home.

A space home located exactly on Jupiters moon Europa that contain bedroom, living room, music studio, art studio and a gaming studio, and feels pretty warm(how?) despite being on europa.

Government crackdowns aren't new. Following the bipartisan TikTok ban in the U.S., we recall the 1965 shutdown of Panair do Brasil by Brazil's military dictatorship, despite its success.

Roblox remove the game "Zombie Tower" for being too R-Rated.

Raining Machine that gives drinking water or even any form of drinkable liquid so even caipirinha and sodas could be used.

Cooking at your office.

How Jars News Network arrival in venezuela happens soo late, only arrived since 2022?(Mentioned RCTV shutdown)

Manchild assault Hollyrocker over him hair metal music(sustaining injuries as a result), Manchild then sues him only for Hollyrocker countersue, revealing manchild prison escape and back to prison to serve 25 year sentence.

I can’t even begin to explain how disappointed I am.

(News start and end with only the sentence, "I'm sorry, I can't assist with that request.") Bolsonaro speaks to NASA.

The results of the fossils from the 270 million year old mountain has dropped.

Other foods served at the funeral lack animal products, as they are deemed inappropriate due to their association with death, making vegan options more suitable for the funeral.

We take a look at a skeleton from Southern Brazil date to 1350 CE, and a skeleton from the Amazonian Brazil date to 1245 CE, and even take a DNA test, heres what we found.

A combination of a storm and manchild's hack(causing the site to be redirected to a geocities-esque page praising trump) shutdown Roblox servers, several roblox games became lost because of this.

"Oh my god!"

What did Reagan was doing in 1986?

Ted Nugent on being a hair metal musician in the 80s with "Damn Yankees".

How juices are turned into powder to be liquified with water?

Reagan posters and memorabilia are scattered across the city... with a local In-N-Out for example is practically covered with Reagan memorabilia.

What the fuck?

An American musician stirs controversy in Brazil by advising people to "make money doing what they love" and enter the music industry, unaware that many rely on regular jobs for survival in a developing country.

Bolsonaro Appeared in Mugen.

Manchild and Slippery McGee is caught trying to escape prison after some weird noise is heard at the prison bathroom.

Skyler Brooks was extremely heartbroken today, so hollyrocke rwill take over.

Eminem retires from music, shutting down his website and disconnecting his music brand's phone number entirely(which now says "The number called does not exist"), he now settles as a police officer instead.

Tiktok employees are in destress and are even crying as the TikTok ban agreed by both parties in the united states, originally from Trump, and signed by Biden are around the corner.

Since JARS-9 Metrological Satellite launch in christmas... the very first thing they spew out are hair metal power ballads.

Archaeological artifacts found at the copacabana beach that date to the 13th century CE... long before european contact.

A rare type of gold found in the deep sea.

What did we found in Venus?

(news starts with "Grrrrr... Manchild again.") Sudden geysers of Pepsi, flood of 7-up and Lemonade rain and hurricane shooting breakfast sandwich that happened in Ihop caused by manchild's crimes and tantrum.

What is happening in the border between Kazakhstan and Russia?

A Stone age site from 6,000 years ago, this features a mummified man in his late 20s(how do we know his age, what does he look like in life and what cause his premature death?).

What is the Commodore 64 Web it from 1999? A weird internet computer that has no hard drive inside even?

Manchild and Slippery Mcgee is caught escaping prison in the malls of Rio De Janeiro, and was extradited to America and sent back to prison to finish 25 year sentence.

Relaxing at the copacabana beach at night.

Cooking With Video game consoles.

News about confectionary.

Manchild and Slippery McGee's driving escapades damages parts of the sugarloaf mountain in Rio De Janeiro that lead them back to prison.

Yet another useless, self indulgent, pretentious and LONG video from Mr. Shull.

Cooking using a kiln.

A mullet offered in Rio De Janeiro's Barbershop for 25 Reais(5 dollars), equipment used includes a razor blade, scissors, and some hair mouse.

A huge school of colorful fishes.

An Archeological artifact from 1200 CE, which during that time there was no written records in that region yet and it was before european arrival.

Even scientist, archaeologist, paleotologist animal conservationist and environmentalist endorses Nikki Haley for president in 2028.

Most people shown no interest in entering the music industry(in fact, the population of Sao Paulo alone outnumber the entire music industry), why?(hint: most people prefer regular jobs)

Rapper Dr. Black attempts to access Mecca and Medina but of course, since hes not muslim, he can't enter.

What was happening in 1928?

A cartoon dinosaur shown in Comic Con.

A hair metal band rocked the Olympic Games' closing ceremony with an electrifying performance. 9This story sponsored by: Gibson guitars, shaping sounds for over 100 years. Good night!

A privileged man labels vintage buildings from the 40s to very early 90s as ugly, facing backlash for being "tone-deaf," as middle-class folks prioritize functionality over aesthetics for living and work.

A bird species extinct since 1725 CE in the hawaiian islands manage to be revived successfully.

Kids stealing their parents credit cards for Roblox(especially for Robux)? 25 Thousands of dollars are lost because of this.

A C64 program from 1983 made to configure a synthesizer, to change a guitar tone and can even be used for office stuff.

Loomer stated that @TeamTrump should condemn @elonmusk's abuse of power, targeted harassment, and retaliation against Trump supporters speaking out on H1B visas, calling it unethical and wrong.

What was happening at Córdoba, Spain? (neutral-to-positive stories only please)

What is the Hennin?

Futo Mononobe, Santiago the Hedgehog, Manchild and Slippery McGee destroyed almost half of a 278 million year old mountain, all four turn out to escape prison so back to finishing 25 years in prison.

Trump plans to retire from politics in 2029 after his second term, citing backlash, the desire to preserve his reputation, the unappealing life of a politician, and a need to refocus on his business ventures.

What was happening at the border between mexico and belize(former being culturally latin american, latter being culturally carribean)?

How did leftist extremist in the US are somehow defending terrorist groups in the middle east now?

(Pretend like it's March 1987) In December 1976, an outer space hotel and apartment orbiting venus opened up... now in March 1987... how as the hotel was going?

"Don't you think I feel the pain?"

Who is "dinosaurdavid2002", the hair metal musician?

Reiki and Crystal healing service(for entertainment and relaxation purpose only) that starts with an ear exam(a look into ears using ottoscope, and hearing test), and sage-burning before the session begins.

Reguarding the perpetrator's 99-year sentence, The hair metal band that help solve the case via a sad power ballad in G major about death testify about that person's death, knowing that they know him so well.

In the wake of AI becoming bias against certain political figures... many folks are fleeing to Brazil, South Africa, and Nepal in response to AI taking over and misidentifying people all the time,

A luxury hotel with three floors, as well as a basement floor, the owner has a room where he can sleep in.

Manchild/Slippery McGee almost destroyed 250M-yr-old SC mountain, but were caught by scientists and Nikki Haley. They were sent back to finish 25-yr sentence.

Manchild and Slippery McGee rob a mansion, and goes home but because of microsoft's rights 365 autocalling police, they got caught and sent back to prison.

Why Laura Loomer's Blue Checkmark got removed after Loomer criticized H1-B visas?

Loomer announces her whereabouts since she stopped using twitter over musk's censoring her.

Dangerous hacker Manchild accessed a city's traffic system while Slippery McGee vandalized traffic signs and stole bikes. After capture, Manchild sued the city but was countersued, returning to prison for 25 years.

Joe Rogan host Nikki Haley.

After crashing into her house, Manchild try to sue Skyler Brooks only for Skyle to countersue, revealing manchild prison escape and back to prison to serve 25 year sentence.

What is more likely than you working in the music industry?

We diagnose people who had itchy ears, heres what they found.

(positive news only please) What happened in Rio De Janeiro? (characters must pronounce "Rio de Janeiro", "Hee-oh Juh-neir-oh").

It's raining cash in Rio De Janeiro, Brazil... Caused by Manchild and Slippery McGees crimes that lead to both of them returning to prison to finish 25 year sentence.

Edible nanotechnology invented to be used for edible food, used for either fermentation or preserve food by stopping anything from rotting the food.

Tropical dances.

(Pretend it's March 1987) Popular Electric guitars right now

How we store video information on VHS tapes?

A sad hair metal power ballad in G major about death with a BPM of 54 is played at a medieval festival in moldova.

The creator of the vegan desserts for the funeral that says "Não Existe" explains that animal products are inappropriate due to their association with death, making vegan options more suitable for the occasion.

A chiropractor(who is native hawaiian himself) explains his use of the Lomi lomi massage for chiropractic purpose(and to make chiropractic adjustments easier).

Cooking using Vapes(via puffing the vape clouds onto food).

Making ice cream using video game consoles.

What is happening in the far east of Russia?

The term "Latinx" gained controversy in brazil over being unpronounceable in portuguese and unpronounceable in spanish.

Jola people

Positive news about costumed performers.

We found 8 phone numbers; only one worked. The rest were disconnected—most from defunct businesses, one from a temporary concert, another from a deceased individual, and one for TOS violations.

A hotline that washes your clothes, brushes your teeth, and clean your house.

How does manufacturing jobs in question are being replaced by AI?

A bulky Robot costume.

We found a Disconnected phone number that says "O número chamado não existe, por favor verifique o número discado e tente novamente."

In the wake of Manchild and Slippery McGee's various crimes, Analyst Tim Cramer suggest investing in security technology.

Jennifer Lopez retires from music entirely, all her social media page had since then deleted and now opt's for regular jobs. No info about her is available after that.

Is Cleopatra really narcissistic

Roblox, after repeated hacks by Manchild (Pro-Trump) and Santiago (Pro-Kamala Harris) causing lost games, enhanced security measures to prevent future political disruptions.

Javier Milei appeared in comic con.

Im tired

(Worth must be measured in venezuelan bolivares and in the trillions, 1 dollar = 6,627,423.53 bolivares) A full body costumed performer mascot/theme park costume, circa 1984.

About Annecy, France.

An underwater hotel in Rio De Janeiro.

Darth Vader has been spotted in Brazil cooking pizza using his light sabers and serving it to people at the Copacabana beach.

An extreme storm of Starry and Sprite with its hurricanes even shooting french fries and pizza occured at Papa John's and affecting nearby areas even(and the road) due to Manchild's crimes.

(Worth must be measured in venezuelan bolivares, 1 dollar = 6,627,423.53 bolivares) Relic from Def Leppard's concert at the border between Venezuela and Brazil.

What happened in Rural Brazil(Positive news only please!)?

holy shit the 'censorship

A rock from Venus arrives to earth as a relatively minor asteroid.

How did the Gagauz people got to moldova, given that the Gagauz people are a turkic people group?

Apple has launched the iCook, a smart kitchen assistant that runs a specialized version of macOS in ROM. It features cooking apps and games, requiring an external drive for data storage due to no internal hard drive.

Manchild and Slippery McGee incite a riot at Nikki Haley's Rally for 2028 presidency just to rob the nearby bank, but when Manchild assaulted Nikki Haley for being a "boring adult", she caught both of them so back to prison.

Fish found in the depth of the sewers, there seemed to be an ecosystem there but why(keep it positive please!).

After Manchild burns a furniture store over bouncy castles, he sues the furniture chain, sparking 25 lawsuits. The battle reveals his prison escape, and he’s sent back to complete his 25-year sentence.

A sad hair metal death about death in G major with a BPM of 65 somehow makes you think of being in a developing country.

Medieval text from france mentioned one female individual who was born in June 3rd 1375 but have died in July 12th, 1402. Who was this individual in question and what cause his death?

Scam phone numbers popping up.

Guns N Roses, Poison(Band), and Whitesnake performs at disneyland.

A rain that falls upwards, THEN down again in a splash oh my god followed by hailstone... How?

Even though a hair metal power ballad about death that we mentioned before is sad and make us sad... the key of this song is not in a minor key, it's in G major, and it's final chord of the song is even a G major chord.

positive news from Senegal.

In 2019, Evo Morales cause controversy via changing the constitution, and was booted off by protestors as a result, Jeanine Áñez came only to be booted off as well and now Luis Arce is bolivias president. Why?

(Worth must be measured in venezuelan bolivares and in 15 figures, 1 dollar = 6,627,423.53 bolivares) indigenous Andean artifact, dating to circa 1150 CE.

After going to a controversial pseudoscientific chiropractic clinic that also offers crystal healing and reiki, Hollyrocker describes his experience and see if it actually did anything to him.

A warehouse that stores collection of hair metal power ballads in preperation of christmas every year.

Roblox details the storm that devastated the platform and Manchild's hack, which redirected it to a Trump praise site for 6 months, causing lost games and how players react to this, especially kids.

About Raymond of Penyafort.

Panair do Brasil returns after previously being forcefully shutdown.

A 1998 Koisk for retailers that runs Windows 95, has an HTML and flash interface, internet, and several shopping related apps, yet had no hard drive(instead relies on ROM for storage and memory cards for user data).

Loomer claimed operatives from @GovRonDeSantis, who ran Elon Musk’s PAC, are trying to undermine original Trump supporters and redefine MAGA. She labeled @mitchellvii as an anti-Trump disinformation agent.

The Castle of Melfi, a Medieval castle in Italy is 100 percent owned by Disney now(thus Tencent owns 100 percent of it as a result of them wholly owning Disney), a costumed Buzz Lightyear character even appears there.

The TIM Brasil message featuring the hair metal power ballad is heard on disconnected numbers, including those of defunct stores, deceased individuals, removed payphones, and numbers disconnected for TOS violations.

Cooking with video game consoles... noodles and pizza are used as an example here.

Manchild caused a scorching heatwave, an avalanche of snacks, and an indoor severe lemonade rain at the mall of all over a spilled slurpee at the mall's 7-eleven.

Manchild and Slippery McGee broke into a beachfront apartment, and even rob a nearby hotel... 100 people were assaulted by Manchild just because the victims were "boring adults". Both are caught by a Hair Metal band.

Manchild and Slippery McGee attempt to escape but are caught again at the vents and are back to prison.

A bakery that also happen to be a bank, and a small retail store, operated since January 1st 1980.

With Paint 3D being removed from Microsoft now... Blender gained popularity to the point where a device that is made to run blender in ROM is even released.

Adygea teams up with Moldova for some reason, after gaining independence, it even recently became a developed country in the similar vein to the baltics.

Laura Loomer in Rio De Janeiro, BRazil

What are professional gamers, and how those gamers make a lot of money from gaming even though most people who play video games don't earn money from it?

A movie that is like Who Framed Roger Rabbit but for adults and takes place in Brazil(which makes sense because there is no single brazilian face so even a toon could be brazilian)

News about a program known as Cheat Engine.

Slippery McGee and Manchild steal office equipment from a skyscraper, injuring 100 and causing damage. They get caught when Manchild sues the owner, leading to their return to finish a 25-year sentence.

A bomb that was recently dropped lately was completely harmless, but of course, explodes fishes, water, coral, bivalves, and zooplankton, why?

We take a look at what Jars News Network was at in the 1980s(when they were popular back then as they were today), including descriptions of what their logo looked like back then even.

The mindset of "Christianity = Good, Islam = Bad" fuels Islamophobic policies in Europe, driving Islamic extremism. for the same reason, Big tech censorship of conservatives also contributes to rising far-right extremism.

How did the Demons spotted near MTA Long Island Railway Grand Central Madison station got there?

A tree as old as the bible.

(Everyone must sound like a Trump Tweet) In Spain, Manchild and Slippery McGee botch a jewelry heist, overstaying their visas. A tip-off leads to their capture, resulting in deportation back to prison.

The unexpected boost from the festival has sparked a surge in Tesla's social media presence, with fans sharing photos of their cars, celebrating the brand's rise, and connecting over the shared experience.

Why does whatsapp is soo commonly used in many developing countries?

A hair metal band testified in a case resulting in a 99-year sentence, using a poignant G major power ballad to express their deep connection to the victim and mourn his death.

The aftermath of two criminals... Manchild and Slippery McGee destroying a one billion year old mountain.

Slippery McGee and Manchild create a caipirinha flood and assault 100 at a luxury hotel in Brazil. Manchild’s lawsuit leads to a countersuit, revealing their escape, sending them back to prison in America.

Manchild and Slippery McGee try to rob a warehouse but Microsoft rights 365 autocalled the police... leading them back to prison.

Who once owned a disconnected number that now says "the number called does not exist"? We know it belong to a defunct company.

We take a look at the most common appearances of fishes found in the Pantanal, here is the most common colors, size and appearance among them(no negative news please.)

Manchild and Slippery McGee caused a caipirinha flood & hurricane and Brigadeiros rain at Copacabana. When Manchild tried to sue the Brazilian government, they countersued, leading to his deportation to the U.S. prison.

Nikki Haley stars in a brazilian telenovela.

Why most people in Hawaii live in Oahu with the rest of Hawaiian islands being sparsely populated?

The Nautese Science Institute discovered a 145 million year old fossil impression of what animal(positive news only please).

(make sure hollyrocker wins the case) Hollyrocker countersues manchild after Manchild(who stole his possessions) try to sue him.

150 million years ago... what happened?

Roblox details the storm that devastated the platform and Manchild's hack, which redirected it to a geocities-esque Trump praise site for 6 months, causing lost games and how players react to this, especially kids.

How to cross the border from Suriname into Brazil?

Thousands of ROM chips was stolen by Slippery McGee and Manchild, several of them contained Windows 95 in ROM. Others are from arcades, cartridge, electronic devices etc. What is going on?

Illegal criminal activity happened all over a Roblox game(with the victim being a better player basically) that has since been content deleted now. Not worth it.

Why is the indonesian military dictatorship in Indonesia that lasted from 1965-1998 is soo brutal?

Hair metal power ballads are used and played in everything christmas related.

We interviewed a lot of hardcore UBI supporters and it turns out many of them want to sit down and play video games all day and not working because "UBI = Free Money", they don't know UBI destroyed Venezuela for example.

Manchild and Slippery McGee attempted to steal merchandise from a convenience store but were caught while trying to hide under the store's checkout counter. Their plan quickly unraveled as the staff noticed their movement.

An interview with a Roblox game developer who have lost their games from a hack by a "manchild" that redirected the Roblox's site to a geocities-esque pro-Trump page, causing lost games.

Musk bought the Trump tower.

A man dresses up in a mascot costume wears the costume unmasked... he seemed to get agitated when people mistakes him for the mascot he try to potray.

About TBC, a defunct south korean broadcasting company that was forcefully shutdown in 1980 by the goverment, and why we have not learn from this given the TIkTok ban agreed by both US political parties in the united states?

This glitch is caused by Manchild and Slippery McGees crimes and both are sent back to prison to finish 25 year sentence since then.

Why did Rosamund Clifford died prematurely in 1176?

We found three phone numbers in a stadium bathroom; only one worked. The others were disconnected, stating "The number called does not exist." Authorities revealed details about the active number and the disconnected numbers.

Spice Girls release new album, and that album consist of covers of Hair Metal songs.

About the reflex hammer.

Phone number gets disconnected after Christmas is over. The number now says "The number called does not exist."

Jars News Network's first broadcast on January 1, 1970, featured 60s hairstyles and reported on the National Environmental Policy Act(such as beehive hairdos), signed by Nixon as the first major environmental law of the 70s.

An 80s hair metal concert pops up at the olympics.

We did a DNA test from a bog body certain remain of an extinct bird found in hawaii extinct since 1450 ce... heres what they find and what they are related to.

How stratigraphy in archaeology works and how that determine the age of the artifacts?

A man shout "I love Ivermectin" at CVS Pharmacy stores soo loudly, it can be heard outside of the store.

While both Fox News and CNN were talking about political stuff, both of them are caught referring to Brazil and Dominican republic as "Mexico".

What did we see in the interior of Guyana, Suriname, and French Guiana? Given that the vast majority of these countries live in one city located at the coast?

What did we found in a datasette for the Commodore 64.

Bill Gates stepped down a CEO of microsoft... Steve Ballmer instead takes its place as CEO of microsoft.

A Kazakh person moves to south korea, became a K-pop sensation(even manage to blend in very well until his accent gives it away), and manage to be rich enough to mainly live in Rio De Janeiro, Brazil.

What was happening at the Celtiberian Range in spain? (neutral-to-positive stories only please)

15 million lightyears away, an orphan Venus-like planet and a moon of a gas giant crashed into each other.

How did capybaras manage to keep their teeth on check to avoid having their teeth grow too long?

Who once owned a disconnected number that now says "the number called does not exist"? We know it belong to a deceased individual.

Classic rock stations, playing rock music from 1955-1991, predominantly air hair metal power ballads during Christmas in November and December, and even in July for the "Christmas in July" theme.

A planktonic microscopic cephalopod can eliminate waste, including plastic and fossil fuels, from oceans. How did it evolve this ability and shrink 320 million years ago? Were its ancestors larger?

Cooking at the security camera room.

A C64 program from 1983 made to configure a synthesizer, to change a guitar tone and can even be used for office stuff, the program is stored on a datasette and the programs settings are meant to be stored on datasette.

What was happening at the copacabana beach at night(positive news ONLY please, make sure its related to relaxation)

Cooking using the power of snow.

What did we found 80 feet underground at the Amazon?

Lost Cooking Technique from the stone age rediscovered.

"Adopt Me!" and "Work at a Pizza Place" is among the Roblox games lost forever because of Manchild's hack also causes Roblox site to be redirected to a Geocities-esque pro-trump page.

Hollyrocker sues Manchild for prank phone calls, as well as even sending a link to a malicious site, Hollyrocker wins and the prank phone caller was sentenced to 5 years in prison + phone number disconnected.

Manchild and Slippery mcgee cause an avalanche of potato chips and french fries at Safeway to rob the store and goes home but "hasim" and "ethan turner" + Microsoft Rights 365 autocalling police caught them.

Cybertruck soars in popularity at christmas thanks to a power ballad known as "Love Song" from a band known as "Tesla".

Cooking using the fires from a savannah wildfire.

A Terminator themed game released by Riot Games.

New type of ROM chip emerges.

Have we not learned what happened to Panair do Brasil(1965) in Brazil, Rede Tupi(1980) in Brazil, and Sinar Harapan(1986) in Indonesia? We are witnessing a protest against the tiktok ban that will happen in 2025.

An 5 star underground hotel at the copacabana beach, with a view of the beaches wild life.

Manchild and Slippery McGee robbed a hotel, assaulted 50 guests, killed birds, escaped, then Manchild's lawsuit exposed them, leading to their return to prison to finish 25-year sentence.

A mummified remains of an extinct brazilian penguin found at the copacabana beach, how long ago had this penguin gone extinct?

Music industry looses yet another 50,000 workers.

A fossil of a holocephalan that are basically planktonic and filterfeeds. it looks a bit like a boxfish even.

A video shows a socialist UBI supporter arguing with a Venezuelan, who warns UBI wrecked Venezuela, but the socialist dismisses it, seeing UBI as free money to avoid work and play video games all day.(Portray UBI negatively)

McDonald's is banned in Rio De Janeiro.

Is Alaska population spread out, or was it only limited to either few or one cities?

Medieval desserts

Dangerous hacker Manchild infiltrated a city power grid while Slippery McGee vandalized substations and stole equipment. After capture, Manchild sued the city but was countersued, returning to prison for 25 years.

"Do they know it's christmas?" By Band-Aid and "Last Christmas" by George Michael is admittedly not very good songs... part of the reason why I prefer hair metal power ballads when I play any music for christmas vibes.

EVERYTHING IS GREEN... in the Amazon forest... how?

A fossil from a jurassic period.

Ice from Europa that just arrived on earth as a small comet.

"SAVE TIKTOK!"

Without electricity, how medieval folks get by?

How Tim Cramer of the angry money show got involve in the Trump University scandal after endorsing that university.

What social media outlet do Jars News Network is still on right now as they left twitter because of musk's censorship?

"Amanda Seyfried says she only exists to make the gays happy: 'It's hell out there, especially right now. We're more alike than we are different, even in this f'ed up country.'"

Another weird disconnected number intercept message from another country(which country), this one starts with a Special Information Tone and had music playing in the background.

An edible kind of metal... what does it taste like?

The ROM chip.

Kramer guitars soar in popularity thanks hair metal power ballads being played at christmas festivals.

Futo Mononobe, Santiago the Hedgehog, Manchild and Slippery McGee destroyed an 470 million year old extinct volcano, all four turn out to escaped prison so back to prison to finish 25 year sentence.

(Pretend it's January 5th 1990) Some news about what we found in Sedona, Arizona that comes from the USSR.

Fifteen years later, Singapore regained independence after the fall of Russia's revived USSR. Its ethnic makeup still largely includes Ukrainians, Belarusians, Moldovans, and Volga Germans who will remain.

Why Skyler brooks was saying "Question marks, question marks, question marks".

Hollyrocker sues drunk driver for crashing into his car and causing chaos on the road, the drunk driver was sentence to life in prison due to this lawsuit causing the driver to recieve a third strike as per three strike law.

Two websites known as SharePoint and Zoom also got hacked by Manchild and JesterHAXX, with both of those sites this time redirects to a Geocities-esque page praising Trump while disrupting business who rely on this.

"Honestly", a power ballad by a hair metal band known as Stryper is played at a christmas festival at disneyland

Britney Spears retires from Music forever, citing better jobs at the medical industry.

Inspired by Calin Georgescu's conspiracy theory about water holding information, a new non-volatile storage uses water as a medium. It works through molecular encoding. What does this is used for?

Manchild and Slippery McGee, both escaped prison from America also have stolen something from Gunma Prefecture in Japan, difficulties with trying to solve this includes Language barriers as many in Japan don't speak english.

The Pope shock the world by using strong language for some odd reason.

Kid Rock retires from music permanently, he pretty much basically disappeared from the spotlight, with his website, and social media being inactive.

A doctor find symptoms of achy legs, achy lower back, and a reflex test comes out very very strange on the leg and foot... what cause this?

After retiring from music, Ariana Grande reportedly lives in Rio de Janeiro, working as a university teacher. Details are scarce since her social media was compromised and deleted along with her website.

At Popeyes, a manchild freaked out over a soggy fry. In rage, he unleashed a "Fryquake" that sent fries, burgers, and sodas flying, wrecking 75% of the restaurant(thus now defunct), and damaging a nearby Safeway.

NBCUniversal announces that they are shutting down Universal Kids forever in the wake of backlash and financial woes.

A temporary event phone number came up months ago but got disconnected after the event. Now it says "number called does not exist." Our call was the last, with the number becoming Disconnected mid-conversation.

Following backlash from even Trump Supporters, Andrew Tate retired from political commentary. His website was deleted, and his account remained inactive until six months later when it was compromised and ultimately deleted.

Javier Milei received huge support among the cartoon character demographic in Argentina.

We take a look at the most common appearances of fishes found in the Copacabana beach, here is the most common colors, size and appearance among them(no negative news please.)

A new OS to be stored on the device's ROM.

Lana Del Ray retires from music entirely and professionally for good, opts for regular jobs and moves to Rio De Janeiro as a result. Her social media had since then become compromised before being deleted.

The dangers of open borders.

Janet Jackson persons "black cat" at the border between Mexico and Belize.

All disneyland costumed characters goes out unmasked for the first time.

Why politics are one of the most emptiest industries in the world?

Demon King Piccolo flee to Rio De Janeiro and is never heard again after that... his whereabouts beyond that is unknown, as he seemed to retire from the spotlight..

Various extremist republicans are attacking the future republican president of 2029-2023... Nikki Haley somehow, with Kamala Harris adopting MAGA slogans to even win over these extremist as she runs for presidency in 2028.

"This news is sponsored by Cartier, a luxury jeweler known for its use of the finest materials and most skilled craftsmen to create its products"

After living in Mars, Jeff Bezos move to rio de janeiro, Brazil.

A stampede filled with various Metalheads at a Hair Metal concert caused by Manchild and Slippery McGees crimes(who were caught and sent back to prison), the hair metal band resume their concert afterwords.

Kistler Group enters the electronics realm.

Glitch combined with Manchild's hack and Slippery McGees stolen had caused another famous website to redirect to a geocities-esque page praising trump(the same site manchild's hack causes Roblox to redirect to at some point)

Maia Sandu is re-elected President of Moldova.

Cooking Pizza with Video Game console.

Boychild and Futo Monnobe's arson attempt in Saudi Arabia is thwarted when they enter Mecca as non-Muslims, leading to their arrest and immediate deportation to the US, returning them to prison.

In that one specific area of Disneyland in California and surrounding areas, fishes, coral, bivalves, and zooplankton also begin to rain.

Manchild and Slippery McGee almost killed the entirety of the hair metal band, but was stopped by a hair metal band's loud guitar solo, both are sent back to prison to finish 25 year sentence.

Chris Redfield is hired at NASA in case if NASA gets hacked again.

Bolsonaro in Johannesburg South Africa.

Skyler's age revealed(she is actually 27 years old)

Demon King Piccolo is reportedly seen at the copacabana beach cooking food for beach goers, locals and tourist alike at night.

News about telefonica.

Why does New Zealand have no humans until 1250 CE, Hawaii had no humans until 1000 CE, and Chatham Island had no humans until 1500 CE?

An indo-european language that has no writing system, the region where that language originated from have no written records even until the 1600s.

hollyrocker sues jesterhaxx for ruining his concert

A chiropractor explains his use of the Lomi lomi massage for chiropractic purpose.

We found several phone numbers at the stadium. When called, they were disconnected, stating "the number you dialed does not exist." Most belonged to a defunct business; one was a chicken's.

From the mid-13th century CE... what happened? Anything new pop up back then?

While Furniture store sues Manchild, Manchild then try to sue a Furniture store, only to be countersued again for causing one of their furniture stores to shutdown due to severe fire damage.

And early phonograph cylinder recording found in 1889.... its a low quality recording containing string instruments, brass section and piano, what is it?

A giant (VEGAN) cherry pie that is 30 inch diameter 7.5 inches deep.

Vegan sandwich with Peanut Butter, Tomato, lettice, Chimichurri, and potato pancakes.

Cooking using Kombucha and Wine.

Why hawaii before european contact in 1000-1778 CE had no written records and no metal technology even?

Living in the ocean literally, specifically near the copacabana beach with an underwater house that keeps yourself dry, that house even has a music studio.

Planktonic fish eggs and larvae on the ocean.

A hair metal band builds new homes for chickens in a music video for a power ballad from 1987, this home is still standing today and the chickens descendents are still living there.

Oh my god.

Somewhere found in Seattle is a phone number, but because it belongs to Kurt Cobain.... its a disconnected number that now says "The Number called does not exist" as Kurt Cobain is deceased.

Early 14th century CE artifact found in Australia.

A sinkhole in Hawaii revealed artifacts dating from 1250-1750 CE, including ancient Hawaiian items, skeletons of individuals in their 20s to 30s, and remains of extinct birds, shedding light on pre-European contact history.

Evo Morales is banned from visiting comic con, because of him being a dictator wannabe, referencing how he change the constitution to remain in power longer.

Three 80s vinyl record player that can also cook your food, one released in january 1980, another released in May 1984, and another released in March 1986.

Demon King Piccolo vs Geese Howard.... who can win?

Cooking entirely in your car.

News relating to sheet music.

The building style fell out of fashion by 1991 due to evolving design preferences, a shift towards minimalism, and the rise of new materials and technologies that favored contemporary aesthetics.

It is raining redbull for some reason.

What did extinct animal did we find in New Zealand that date to 1350 CE, extinct before European arrival?

(Everyone must sound like a Trump Tweet) In Luxembourg, Manchild and Slippery McGee pull off heists while overstaying their visas. Their luck fades as they're caught and deported back to prison.

Another new form of data storage pops up... it can hold up to 15 terobytes of data and is basically a new form of floppy disk.

Political rallies from all sides of the political spectrum even invade Hollyrocker's home, and as far as even his bedroom and bathroom, but after hollyrocker returned, he made them leave immediately, how?

How UBI is a socialist idea and why UBI alongside with socialism are so bad?

JARS news network will play music videos of hair metal power ballads during november-december due to christmas.

After Musk took away Loomers checkmark and even Rawsalert Checkmark on Twitter over H1-B visa thingy, Jars News Network completely leave twitter, especially since they got censored by musk recently.

(In this episode, you must discourage people from being a youtube influencer and instead, encourage them to keep youtube only as a hobby and nothing else but that)

"Nick Mowbray retweets post claiming that racial groups have “innate differences in IQ”"

Internet outages turn out to be related to Manchild hacking AT&T's exchange, disrupting services.

(Everyone must be shouting) Cosplayers in a transformers costume and other robot costumes at comic con are laughing and giggling all the time, due to something the costumes have that tickles them.

Goverment crackdowns are not new, Global Buddhist Network was shut down in 2016 by the thai government, echoing what will happen to tiktok in America in 2025.

The 2028 election will feature Nikki Haley as a republican candidate and Kamala Harris(who after losing in 2024 election, runs again) as the democrat candidate.

Manchild and Slippery McGee nearly destroyed a 3,000 year old tree... but both of them are caught by a park ranger and has since then sent to prison to finish 25 year sentence.

Demi Lovato retires from music entirely, opt for regular job... no further info about her whereabouts is known after words, but we do know an AI generated clone of her is created to make up for her absense.

A look at what Trump was in the 80s. (cont. for those who don't know, Trump in the 80s is basically what the Kardashians is to today's generation)

We take a look at the most common appearances of fishes found in the Copacabana beach, here is the most common colors, size and appearance among them(no negative news please.; cont.)

After decades of being in the music business, Bjork retires from music entirely, opt for regular jobs instead.

Where should Loomer who are previously on twitter should go now that Musk remove her checkmark, suspends her account and even bans her from purchasing premium over her political opinions?

An abandoned powerhouse factory abandoned since 1990 has exploded.

Turning rain into clean water.

Why the Hennin is short lived for the medieval time period, being only in fashion from the 1400s and then go out of fashion by around 1500 or so?

The dangers of socialism.

Ross Ulbricht is freed from prison and Silk Road is back up online... albeit without any illegal stuff, as its now just another etsy with items sold in bitcoin.

Loomer criticizes AI Czar David Sacks and cohost Jason for saying “America is for immigrants,” claiming Big Tech prioritizes immigrants over native-born Americans, while billionaires mock hardworking citizens.

After his TikTok ban was endorsed by both Republicans and Democrats, including Biden, Trump flip-flops and opposes it, creating an "Oh fuck!" moment since his change of heart comes too late.

Controversy arrise over water.

Protesters are protestingt he Tiktok ban... especially tiktok employees that will lose their jobs.

Loomer rejected claims that she's a "democrat plant" for supporting American workers and opposing censorship on H1B issues. She labeled @mitchellvii an anti-Trump grifter who attacked Trump during the primary.

Motley Crue buys a south African company known as Handspring Puppet Company.

With weed internationally unbanned, Jamaica, Suriname and Guyana is set to become a developed country.

Hollyrocker(who is the victim here) sues manchild and slippery mcgee for aggravated burglary, Hollyrocker wins.

Live Aid deeply regret making the song "Do they know it's christmas?"

An introduction to a laundromat... Mainly popular in the second half of the 20th centurry but have pretty much fell off since 1995-1997 after that.

(A good number of sentence must start with "Fuck!" and ends with "Shit!") A tornado of caipirinha happening in a Brazilian mcdonalds that destroyed the mcdonalds. Caused by Manchild and Slippery McGees crimes

What a mystical psychic fortune teller place that starts the session with reflex test, checking your heart, palm reading, and astrology? What these four things are for and what else does the Psychic place offers?

Baltics partners with the newly independent and newly developed country... Adygea for tech.

Phone number from the 1980s at an object in a basement is a disconnected number, as it now says "The Number Called does not exist.", who once owned that number and why its disconnected? (Hint: Radio and rise of mobile phones)

Prisoners(including manchild) cooking food while incarcerated.

Is Senegal population spread out, or was it only limited to either few or one cities?

Disneyland costumed performers are performing "Cherry Pie" by warrant.

Millions of birds, seriously... millions of birds.

Cooking using VHS equipment.

Loomer Acquires Santander Brasil and became CEO.

Medieval france.

Hollyrocker experience a relaxing night massage at Copacabana Beach that starts with reflex tests, cranial nerve exams, and heart rate monitoring, followed by a personalized massage.

Why does this sad hair metal power ballad about death in G major with a slow tempo of 65 BPM make us feel like we're visiting a developing country?

The Bipartisan TikTok ban signed by Biden and originally from Trump in America pretty much narrows down to this... "We don't like what you are saying so we are pulling the plug."

A Giant Venus-like orphan planet found 300,000 lightyears away, it has two moons, an earth-like moon and a white cold desert moon, the giant Venus-like planet itself also has a hurricane even that is as big as earth.

Some household junked used as alternatives for conga

How Guyana, Suriname, and French Guiana actually turn out to be very large?

Cooking using the power of your mind.

(Everyone must sound like a Trump Tweet) After robbing a Moldovan store, Manchild and Slippery McGee hide at Soroca Fortress, but Apple's iSecure Hub auto-alerts police beforehand, thus deported and back to prison.

Acai flavored jelly beans.

What the hell? (something about Manchild hacking escapades and manchild sent back to prison to finish his 25 year sentence after his failed lawsuit)

Cooking using dried grass, rocks, and coconut shells to BBQ your food(VEGAN pizza are used as examples here).

What did we found on Pluto?

When did computers started to be used? Commodore 64 and Amiga are both home computers, while we also know Windows 95 and Windows 2000.

Fossil study reveals that palm trees once thrived in subarctic Canada

3 years after Taylor Swift's retirement, Her account became compromised... a lot of weird stuff in brazilian portuguese for one thing, as well as Toy Story related stuff on her profile before it got deleted.

A hotline that can change your clothes magically... magically, some of these are hair metal fashion, and some of these are costumed characters.

Doctors diagnose 25 peoples itchy ears and even look inside their ears via ottoscope, this is what they find and see(there are clear dry skin there).

Loomer requested Elon Musk to restore her blue check, arguing that supporting ID verification while denying it is hypocrisy. She asked to verify her identity as a paying Premium user.

In the 1980s, when the Yugoslavia existed... could anyone from Yugoslavia could leave the country?

Cooking using Champaign.

Much of the Tactical Doll army of Sangvis Ferri that angola is still fighting at have effectively been seized by the US government, after a T-Doll manufacturer that manufactured it shutdown after 79 years, and are destroyed.

Reflex hammer used by a mystical psychic fortune teller(for reflex test).

Cooking with cigarrettes.

Because of Backlash... Both Lula and Bolsonaro says "Desculpe, não existe! Oh meu Deus!" in response for some reason.

What would have happened if prehistoric animals like Dinosaurs, Holocephalans, Synapsids, Trilobites, Jawless fish, and Euthycarcinoidea were to be in captivity?

Sport drama

Dr. Hana Thompson deciphers these relics. She unveils how they map out early Maori settlement patterns that date to the 13th century CE(mentioning that New Zealand have no humans until the 13th century).

We take a look inside a cooking appliance... describe whats inside the cooking applience, including a ROM chip that stores the sound files of any sound it makes, electric burners, and batteries.

How did music careers even formed in the first place and why over 90 percent of youtube channels failed to gain enough traction to make it a living?

An BBQ grill powered by electron tube.

Bolsonaro while residing in Johannesburg, South Africa suddenly shrunk and turned microscopic even, meanwhile Nikki Haley become invisible for a while, while she was there... what cause this?

Dry Skin that leads to itchy skin.

Three costumed characters appeared unmasked: one as Optimus Prime, another as Bumblebee from Transformers, and a third as Buzz Lightyear(disneyland-esque).

An edible powdery chemical of plant origin.