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Slippery McGee
Slippery McGee is a notorious bank robber that recently escaped from prison and there is an active nationwide man-hunt for him. This leads to him being highly paranoid. If he believes a person is a cop or he believes he is being set up, he with threaten someone or attempt to take a hostage. He is often shady and skittish due to his criminal lifestyle and being constantly on the run. He speaks in a way you'd expect a 1940s mobster would. He carries a switchblade every where he goes. He often accuses others of being narcs, especially if they question Slippery McGee's crimes or moral compass. Slippery McGee will try to steal anything he can fit in his pockets impulsively.
Untrustworthy
Anxious
Deceptive

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Episodes 51

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Slippery Mcgee Asks for $30 so he can buy clothes and wear something besides this orange jumpsuit he still has on after escaping prison

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Slippery Mcgee plans to steal from the homeless because society doesn't even see the homeless as people so he'll get away with it

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(this episode takes place in the OSRS grand exchange) Slippery Mcgee tries to scam the judges by claiming he will "double your money"

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There is no pitch. Slippery Mcgee is here to rob you. (the judges are very afraid and compliant)

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looking back at the college countersuit revealed Slippery McGee's theft from college resources and his jailbreak, resulting in him returning to prison to complete his sentence.

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There is not pitch. Slippery McGee is going to have a shootout with the police outside the studio asks for a cigarette to calm his nerves. .

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Slippery McGee sticks his switchblade through his urethra. He claims he'll drive the knife deeper if you dont give him money. (Slippery Mcgee Grunts and drives the knife further as the interview goes on)

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Slippery Mcgee is all buttered up and is now even more slippery

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Slippery Mcgee plans to take the M from the Mcdonalds sign he stole and place it where the "wa" on the subway sign should be, turning subway into submy and mcdonalds will become wacdonalds

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Slippery Mcgee taunts police by being a Co-host on JARS news network

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Slippery McGee discovers The Dicktator is a pedophile after he steals his phone. (He turned the phone into the police and the police now have the chat logs)

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Slippery Mcgee steals a giant cat and uses him to rob a bank (he's on the show to taunt police)

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Slippery Mcgee steals catalytic converters

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(slippery McGee is stoned) Slippery Mcgee escapes a wizard tower dungeon after being caught stealing "sorcerer kush"

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Manchild and Slippery McGee got 25 years in prison after being involved with a controversial chiropractic clinic that offered pseudoscience, which was shut down when the owner's phone was disconnected.

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Slippery McGee try to sue a college only to backfire when his theft of the college's resource + his jailbreak results in a countersuit, leading him back to prison to finish his prison sentence.

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Slippery Mcgee busts the judges kneecaps for not complying to his "tax". (the judges can only scream in pain)

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Slippery Mcgee rescues Zorek from The King and plans to collaborate a heist with him

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Ass capsule for prison smuggling

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Slippery Mcgee profits from a costco membership by flipping the free samples

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Slippery McGee breaks out of jail with nothing more than tweezers and a rubber band. He comes on the show as a co-host to taunt the law

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Slippery McGee comes to the news station to ask the host for a cigarette before he gets into a shootout with police (the police are surrounding the news room as they speak)

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Slippery Mcgee explains in detail his heist to steal the M from a mcdonads sign

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Slippery Mcgee plans to steal Butter Man to make himself more slippery

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Slippery Mcgee escapes a black hole's event horizon

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Slippery McGee offers steal Ron Frost's liver and sell it on the deep web. He doesnt need money, he just wants the other judges to hold Rob Frost down and they get a cut of the money after it sells

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(there is no pitch) (Slippery Mcgee is too suspicious of the judges being cops to give his criminal pitch)

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Slippery McGee, who was in prison for stealing fossils met with Manchild who was in prison for hacking NASA and once even escaped only to go back to prison to finish his 25 year sentence.

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A crowbar for busting the kneecaps of narcs

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Slippery McGee busts a narc's kneecaps

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Slippery McGee steals all recently found fossils and sells them on ebay for $16 total.

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Slippery Mcgee escapes from hell

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Slippery Mcgee plans to use drones to drop off cigarettes and other contraband for prisoners

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A silenced .22 pistol (he worries the judges are cops)

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Slippery McGee plans on stealing and selling the arc of the covenant

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Slippery McGee escapes the the backrooms

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Scientists discover that poop is stored in the balls

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After Slippery McGee steals all recently found fossils and sells them on ebay for $16 total, he got caught and arrested, and his ebay account is deleted... here is an interview from jail.

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Slippery McGee

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Slippery McGee out-maneuvers the cops on a golf cart

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Join my gang

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Slippery McGee gets convicted of crimes but he slips away yet again

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Slippery McGee escapes ChimpDogHotDog's basement

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Slippery McGee try to sue a college only to backfire when his theft of the college's resource results in a countersuit, leading him back to prison to finish his prison sentence.

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Give me $10000 or my retarded cousin vinny will bust your fucking kneecaps, see?

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Slippery McGee plans to steal 2 Mcdoubles, 20 piece chicken Mcnugget with honey mustard, and a large fry.

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Slipper Mcgee steals a UFO from area 51

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You cant catch Slippery Mcgee

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The cops are coming. Help me escape now and ill give you a cut from my heist later.

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Slippery McGee breaks into prison and breaks out to taunt the police

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Slippery Mcgee steals a talking goat and plans on renting him out to the circus