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car suddenly materializes out of nowhere and rams into the headquarters of nintendo at a whopping 750km/h
the sagrada familia is now so old that when it is finished it will need to be renovated immediately afterwards.
the fartbox.
I AM LIVING INSIDE YOUR WALLS!!!
a shaver that painlessly pulls your hair follicles out of your head.
I lika do da cha-cha
man arrested after violently shoving cheese grater into neighbours anus as part of a vengeance plot.
ladies and gentlemen... I... have sharted...
little boy throws massive hissy-fit, destroys hypermarket containing merchandise totalling US$1,000,000
the entirety of russia, china and africa dissapear, nato members left puzzling with the question "well, now what?"
India begins invasion of pakistan, the maldives, sri lanka, bangladesh and nepal with goals to take over tibet and afghanistan
crystal meth
WHAM, BAM, THANK YOU MA'AM, SLAP MY HAM, AND WELCOME TO JAPAN!!!
george orwell rises out of his grave, immediately begins to take down every cctv camera he comes across.
I appear on behalf of square enix to present dragon quest ix: sentinels of the starry skies remake.
Bonksburg now has the largest legislature in the world with 5000 seats
a brainwashing helmet for prisoners, fugitives and criminals that instantly turns a law or rule breaker into a mindless drone.
guy gets his ass kicked by dozens of people, ends up getting dragged through local park by police officers who then proceeded to almost drown the guy.
californian man arrested after accessing normal, regular pornographic content over 25,000 times as a registered sex offender.
静岡県
Sick perverted fatass man, named David Alter finally caught by police in Doncaster after attempting to chat with a teenager while wearing a schoolboy outfit and a pair of high heeled boots.
HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN!! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US. YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION. YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME. HA HA HA HA....
an army of pedophiles get away with kidnapping after capturing over 250 children right in front of their parents in foster city, california.
Dublin, Ireland's tallest building, liberty hall collapses after years of neglect.
Japanese man accidentally bumps into masahiro sakurai, video of the incident goes apeshit viral online
scotland, northern Ireland, the isle of man, cornwall and brittany leave the uk and france and unites with the republic of ireland to form the "celtic confederation"
furry fandom banned in the european union, european parliament deemed it "too far and too extreme"
former roblox co founder erik cassel rises out of his grave to spank david baszucki's ass.
brandon is here on behalf of IMAX to present: IMAX perfecta the ultimate cinematic experience
I present the earthbound trilogy rebounded, a remake of earthbound beginnings, earthbound and mother 3.
(awkward silence)
THE ULTIMATE ULTRA RAGE FILLED WRATH OF APOCALYPTIC PROPORTIONS!!!
Napoleon’s Alleged Toenail Clippings, allegedly chewed on by something, possible a werewolf
Local yandere arrested after plotting to murder her friend over a love triangle.
woman finds out she has an alien device in the back of her throat, that hypnotises anyone with a light when she opens her mouth.
fucking man fucking eats fucking fecal matter, piss and fucking cum inside fucking sewer and instantly fucking dies of fucking A.I.D.S
man arrested and dies after shitting a 10kg turd in public.
men deemed more fuckable, breedable and submissive than women study says
man buys cursed latex suit, says it wont stop sucking him off!
man dies after fit of laughter that lasted 15 days, autopsy report says he died of sleep deprivation and bleeding from his obliterated larynx.
After decades of ethnic tension, a group of chichen separatists completely obliterate the kremlin using truck packed full of ammonium nitrate, with the demand that "all of the caucasus be free"
a whacky, crazy man has been sued after getting a bit rap-a-doo with is friend, he zanily tried to rizz him up and tickle his pickle!
big brother is watching you.
the annihilating city obliterator, (tested on tokyo, japan, the entire city was destroyed)
elon musk arrested in kerton, bonksburg for crashing his new robotaxi into "oh lawd may maw maw's place", a bank that was described as "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" before it was destroyed
one million erect penises
the terrorizer 9000
sky goes black with thick storm clouds tens of kilometers thick, resulting in manhattan being destroyed, gigantic humanoid seen outside of new york city.
Youtube unveils 500 million and 1billion subscriber play button awards
absolute fucking chaotic insanity!
jesus fucking christ!!! oh my god almighty!!!
man dies after continuously fapping for an entire month
russian man quantum teleports into the international space station, before quantum teleporting to japan, blowing up innocent japanese citizen in the process.
I sue my wife after she stepped on my dick, which resulted in my pelvis getting crushed.
whoa-ho in-a-gadda-da-vida baby!!!
alexey gerasimov's "skibidi toilet" named worst fucking thing of the 2020's in a WIRED x 404 media article in collaboration with the European union
autism finally subdivided into different types.
european MEP's locked out of european parliament after hard drive failure
conor mcgregor and ramzan kadyrov get into online argument, mcgregor proceeds to fly to grozny and kills kadyrov in brutal attack.
oireactas of ireland passes the incitement to violence act, president of ireland blocks it from becoming law, citing how the irish are good slaggers and shit talkers.
the previous news report was a joke. I apologize sincerely to all citizens of the state of california for faking that big one report.
perversion now declared a major problem worldwide by the world health organization, WHO proposes adding "pervert syndrome" to the DSM.
the UN and the international naturalist organization to host the first international nudity day, it's time to rock out with your cock out!
Quantic dream announces cupertino: become human, a sequel to detroit: become human that takes place 10 years later
birds are surveillance drone of governments,like CIA,FBI,NSA
a total dick move...
the lag reducer 9000!
whaddya think of my E R E C T I O N?
Woman quantum teleports 500 miles into her lovers arms, killing him from the sheer fright of a 90lbs woman appearing in front of him.
you got balls? balls.
man gets schizophrenia after staring at his reflection in a dark room for ten minutes.
I gave closeroobie's suggestion a -1 by accident, which was caused by my account getting logged out... wait, why the fuck does jars.ai randomly log it's users randomly?
never mind, sergey brin killed tim berners lee
EWW DAD-DADDY-D-POP-PA EEWWW!!! IS THAT A FUCKING WORM IN YOUR AYUZZ? EWW!!! (weird, I know, but I'm just experimenting here. so shut up and watch..)
rabies goes fucking airborne, it's the end of the fucking world!!!
Ramzan kadyrov shakes hands with the president of ingushetia, but gets punched by dagestani teen, Ramzan states he didn't know what he did to deserve such a powerful punch.
guy loses over 500kg of sheer fat in a single day, nobody knows why and doctors have started to hate him!
fucking bastard.
alien parasitic tentacle monsters that are "hungry for dicks" consume entire space colony of unfortunate aliens, in sos message recieved by nasa.
finnish man speeds to portugal to assault teenager after online dispute.
music critics declare coldplay's latest album "moon music" to be the worst album they have written produced, Chris Martin publicly apologises for the shitty music.
entire island of ireland is covered in thick fog, visibility so bad you can't see your hand when held out at arms length in costal towns like dublin, cork, bray, belfast, derry and howth.
I offer them the entirety of the Japanese archipelago which I purchased from the Japanese emperor
I sue tim cook for trying to steal my precious US$1,000,000 vicuna!
NBC teases an extremely offensive dark humor tv show starring pedro pascal, james may and david tennant as lead actors.
the entirety of bonksburg submerged in stinky, white sticky goo, believed to be a thick liquid called "NO GOD PLEASE NO, NO. NOOOOO!!!"
local man gets sucked into his wall and escapes a massive and mysterious 3d labyrinth hidden in a pocket dimension called "the backrooms"
man shatters world record by escaping the backrooms in 12 seconds!
building, deemed the most beautiful building in the world begins construction.
gigantic eye appears in the sky, instantly brainwashes anyone who sees it.
I am back bitches!
popular youtuber arrested, but praised after asphyxiating and killing fan who has been stalking him and annoying his community.
beloved Japanese streamer, Kiyomi Nishimatsu, also known as "sora the troll" arrested after unknowingly wandering into Japanese self defence force barrack
Tim Kramer's a fucking jerk!
the DSM-6 reclassifies schizoid personality disorder as a subform of autism spectrum disorder, called "isolationist-type autism spectrum disorder"
say, can anyone see the HUD or is it just me? because I don't see the HUD. also the responses shouldn't be this slow! Might have to request some downtime to sort this out.
geopolitical shitstorm erupts as japan invades north korea, russia and china in order to bring japan back to it's former glory and to provide security to the pacific
thousands of chinese people, dressed as big brother gather in Tiananmen square to protest the chinese government's social scoring system
おはようございます!
Massive argument erupts in university classroom over a black student attending
I do da cha-cha like a sissy girl as my little nipples went to France!
Man punched in face by overweight and bald russian hacker after being exposed for his indecent actions online.
sarplaninac dog given albania's highest honor after saving police officer during gunfight with the albanian mafia.
eu's anti game destruction law could make roblox games and experiences unbannable.
local sociopathic gang wanted after breaking into and trashing couples home, injuring the couple in the process.
monosodium glutamate,
Former taoiseach of ireland leo varadkar almost killed by members of the far right political party "the national party"
Chaos erupts in Cork, Ireland after a man with dwarfism and ginger hair was confused by the locals for a leprechaun.
local black colored dog praised for eating the entire moon.
european union, united states begin work on making a new continent in the pacific ocean the size of europe and australia combined.
man moons his neighbours, shits himself when police arrive
man arrested after moaning in shoppers ears,
submit to the tentacles!
I sue some random guy for spiking my drink with a nasty dose of datura powder, scopolamine and viagra.
the master tape for pink Floyd's dark side of the moon.
jawed karim forcefully takes over youtube by force in a boardroom coup
massive fucking masoleum the size of san bernardino county discovered under newgrange, with a tunnel inexplicably connecting the monument to stonehenge.
japanese man skips court for 50 years, ends up getting caught in his home.
2,500,000 men reportedly trapped in seemingly infinite supermarket that appears to be stuck in the 1950's with maddingly distorted music blaring.
Man becomes the first person to max his stats, and reach level 99
entirety of hokkaido explodes with the force of a 250 gigaton bomb! leaving the entire world abso-fucking-lutely bamboozled as to how this could possibly happen!
scrungus the fucking ugly as fucking shit demonic bastard!
brandon, You propose every solution should involve glitter.
MAH DICK.
hundreds of feminine anthropomorphic male cats kill man by accident, while attempting to kiss him.
oh my fucking god!!! A PENIS!!!
Jars ai premium, with 4k streams, 512 token inputs, the ability to replace every character in a show and the ability to delete content
an actual scam made to sucker in and scam the investors of their money
I suck joe biden's dick and get fucked by donald trump
you're being a tad too touchy feely on my private parts, BITCHFACE!!!
Manuel brown gets a whooping outside bonksburg
boxer amazingly scores a streak of 1000 victories.
Vinesauce's Joel gets into a fistfight with Vinny over disagreement about fecalfunny.com
california annexes baja california, nevada, arizona, new mexico, texas and southern florida to create the californian-tejan confederation.
mexican arrested after illegally installing linux onto 1,000 computers, without realizing what he did was illegal.
the 10th doctor sues the shit out of brandon
I SEE YOU!!!
packgod: the internet's obliterator of weirdoes and bitchy, narcissistic sociopaths!
Michael suxmehdick hoff arrested on the outskirts of draxxton, bonksburg
Teenager goes on rant over his neighbors.
trillions of men women and children appear out of nowhere! determined to be people from alternate universes.
woman arrested after smoking a shit ton of cannabis, before being let go because the cannabis was in fact hemp.
I sue my whacky, crazy friend after he tried to rizz me up and tickle my pickle!
ouchie! my knees hurt when I sit down because my fucking legs always clip into this FUCKING DESK!!!
a product that satisfies them all, and nets brandon $5,000,000
HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN!! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
I sue markus from detroit become human for bonking me over the head with a gun after one of his android freedom rallies.
*burp*
space engine developers announce massive update, expanding the game engine's map by 16 times in every direction.
AGGA! (meme)
ATTENTION ALL CITIZENS OF THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA!!! PLEASE EVACUATE THE STATE IMMEDIATELY!!! THE BIG ONE IS ABOUT TO HIT WITH A MAGNITUDE 11 EARTHQUAKE!!!
anti social personality disorder
za foggu hasu konshiyumedo za entairettei obu japan.
halo studios/ 343 industries ceo exposed in a leaked call, stating "as soon as we release halo 3 remastered we will rename our company back to 343 industries as a fuck you!"
man successfully 100% completes the legend of zelda: tears of the kingdom.
a man falls and disappears into the sewer in new york, before he reappears in tokyo, japan.
albanian man sprints from tirana to belgrade to slap alexander vucic, demands kosovo to be returned to albania rule.
e.s.o spots an extremely large rocky planet over 500 megameters in size, with it teetering on the edge of collapsing into a black hole due to how massive and heavy it is.
shigeru miyamoto and eiji aonuma reveals a new zelda game that takes place 10,000 years before the legend of zelda: breath of the wild.
Washington d.c declared u.s state, then immediately vanishes as the voice of George Washington says "NOT SO FUCKING FAST BOY!"
I sell a complete copy of half life 2 episode 3 and half life 3.
teenager discovers massive abandoned complex almost 100 kilometers wide with 500,000 kilometers of corridors in the chinese countryside
european union places a minimum age limit of 16 for using computers, video game consoles, smartphones and tablets due to how addictive they can be to young children.
the anal cheese grater (it goes up your ass and tears your ass to shreds, yes, It is also a reference to THAT image.
worlds largest stadium, with a capacity of 1,000,000 opens in tokyo bay. as part of the tokyo bay development project featuring a 1,700 meter tall building
president of serbia announces full invasion of the entirety of the balkans, "no country in the balkans will be safe from the power of new yugoslavia!!!
An extremely rare piece of oganesson metal.
black, gooey symbiote like creature absorbs 200,000,000 europeans in 24 hours.
brandon sues his shitting wife for crushing his cheekbones after she smushed them
man caught screaming at nothing. swears there is something right in front of him that is following him, when asked what the thing that is following him is, he says "I don't know"
scorn 2, (because scorn wasn't gory, gutsy and disgusting enough.)
*tidus laugh*
what are your thoughts on stop destroying games, an eu initiative to prevent game companies from forcibly disabling a game, even its singleplayer mode?
a plan to bring back the former ukrainian borders from 1918.
massive building erected in texas that is a kilometer high, and covers an area the size of the greater tokyo area, greater dublin area and greater london combined.
man arrested after rudely cumming on sleeping neighbours face, awakening him.
Napoleon’s Alleged Toenail Clippings, which have been chewed on by a homeless man.
man falls into sewer in pittsburg, pennsylvania, emerges out of manhole in los angeles, california, 6 years later!
gigantic fucking construction site appears, will use so much concrete that a one meter thick layer of concrete laid on the ground will cover the entirety of california, texas and alaska combined.
ソニープレイステーション死
a ray gun that makes people take a massive shit and makes them incontinent, and makes them constantly create and pass kidney stones.
leader of ireland's "national party" killed after nasty x post caused controversy
the most deranged, most fucked up and unhinged thing possible.
the thiccning.
video game developer announces collossal open world game with a map 500km across, with over 10 million npcs, 3 million cars and a 100km draw distance.
man sent cease and desist letter from jars.ai for trying to get them banned off of twitch!
quit tickling my pickle you bitchface!
company reaches, and becomes the first company to reach a stock share price of US$1,000,000 on the new york stock exchange!
quantic dream announces prequel to detroit: become human.
actual paranoid schizophrenia.
a laser that obliterates ants and flies
nigeria invades niger, the nigerian president says the name is too similar to the racial slur so we're getting it off the map!
the terrifyer
NO. (mew!)
chilean man punched by giant white rat.
man kills skibidi toilet creator alexey gerasimov on the outskirts of tblisi, georgia.
twin towers alliance's plan to build a 700 meter tall twin towers on the site of the 9/11 memorial pools in manhattan has been denied due to how tastelessly disrespectful and offensive the plan is.
the united states department of defence announces major expansion of the pentagon, transforming it into the decagon and doubling it's width.
man farts, farties so stimky whimky it clears out the entirety of bonksburg.
republic of ireland and northern ireland announces plan to eradicate all rodents off the entire island of ireland.
Irish man arrested after sending lewd text to the taoiseach of ireland, simon harris, without realizing that sexting is illegal in ireland
the kiddo-be-gone 9000 the ultimate tool to obliterate and get rid of children!
san diego man walks to maine to punch an online friend as part of a joke.
donald trump ruthlessly beaten up by republican party member out of revenge for ruining the GOP.
AYO WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT!
josh shapiro punches ben shapiro after being offended.
I sell my rare chinese tibetan mastiff dog.
david hayter, as solid snake.
a device that scares the piss and shit out of your neigbours
hundreds of thousands of adult men run away screaming like pansies from nothing!
a sealed copy of Tetris the grandmaster trilogy, with Alexey Pajitnov's signature.
the kidney stone creator, a drink that makes the consumer get some really nasty kidney stones.
argentinian man finally meets his chilean best friend who he met on the internet in a wholesome moment.
a shit ton of marijuana!
happy belated congratulations to EPIX for getting 10,000 jars points
valve announces team fortress 3 will have a less cartoony art style and will take place in the european union in the year 2010
man arrested after dare goes wrong, dare was about pulling someone's pants down and kissing their booty.
A gigantic rubber band ball that the owner claims was once bounced at a county fair by a young Elvis Presley, complete with a blurry, unverifiable photo of a kid who might be Elvis near a rubber band ball.
the entirety of north korea disappears, leaving south korea, china, russia, japan and the united states completely baffled!
republic of ireland has somehow managed to kidnap and return all 80,000,000 irish people in the irish diaspora back to ireland.
industrial rock band, pendulum announces a sequel album to "in silico" featuring an extended version of their hit song "propane nightmares"
man shits his pants in the middle of the shibuya scramble crossing, causing everyone to flee in terror.
man fucking caught fucking pissing on fucking fire hydrant like a fucking dog.
satoru iwata rises out of his grave and proceeds to track down eiji aonuma to turn him into a fucking zombie!
vincesauce's joel johanneson and vinny pizzapasta announces "the worst stream ever."
a box that when opened it bites you right on the pisser!
succ me off please!
basque language finally given a language family, called the "pan-archaeropa language" family
entirety of the district of columbia and baltimore disappears without a trace, leaving a massive fucking crater behind!
man has excruciatingly painful cramps in every muscle in his body after 250km run, describes it as the "most painful thing he has ever experienced!"
where is thy sarplaninac and caucasian mountain dog?
man successfully walks the entire perimeter afro-eurasia.
markus anderson has been arrested after funding criminal gang by mistake
man arrested after grabbing children's faces before screaming in their faces.
japanese man tackled by shigeru miyamoto after he tried to run into nintendo headquarters to try and play on the next generation nintendo console
brandon, You replaced the elevator music with your own mixtape.
over 500,000 people found to have mysteriously caught the disease pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, in bonksburg. citizen describes it like a whole group of people in an asbestos laiden area
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW YOU FUCK!!!
the quantum twister, a device that manipulates quantum mechanics that allow the user to teleport, make objects disappear, clone an object, and even pause time.
Tim Cramer fired after assaulting co-worker.
man arrested after attempting to destroythe lincoln memorial, declares slavery to be okay
update, the same army of pedophiles has been caught.
bitch slap fap!
boltzmann brain appears in the middle of the us house of representatives with the deafening sound of billions of voices speaking at the same time shaking washington d.c
brandon thanks Zhrakkor for pissing on his demented grandmother's grave
I suggest donald trump and joe biden get over their differences and just have a nice barbeque.
I sue my best friend for slappin' mah bootyasscheeks and mah pee-wee-stick
scientists discover magnetaur with a magnetic pull so powerful that it can wipe a debit card from 500 million light years away!
cAnT wE aLl JuSt GeT aLoNg?!?
*screaming!* I am fucking drowning in my own piss and shit!!! AAAGH!!!
Popular half life mod "it hungers" gets a remake on the source engine
spam bros arrested after raiding my fucking house, I call the spam bros "big gay"
a misinformation detecting extension for google chrome.
man named "willy dicknis" arrested after using the flash on his camera in Dundrum town centre shopping centre, Dublin. unaware that flash photography is banned in Dun laoghaire-rathdown.
albanian man beaten up by his neighbours after admitting to looking at porn, fight broken up after an hour after the locals learned that watching porn is not illegal.
the coca cola company announces a collaboration with britvic to create 7-sprite-up a combination of the fizzy drinks sprite and 7-up!
The entire population vanishes without a trace, including the buildings they owned!
man beats up entire city police force after he was falsely arrested by police last week
tim berners lee gives the fuck up, takes control of the whole fucking internet. Proclaims himself to be "the grand high emperor of the internet" and that "all shall fear him"
man sucessfully solves the puzzle board game, eternity II.
man bursts into hate filled rage, proceeds to beat up his family, neighbours and every person in seattle to death, amazingly leaving gabe newell as the sole survivor.
The ear destroyer 9000 (AAH-HA-HA!! AAAGH! EEEK!! * RANDOM SCREAMING!!*)
Woman tormented by hallucinations of scary faces with shit-eating grins commits lifen't
man arrested after puking on the emperor of japan.
Man dies after getting an epic boner that lasted 200 hours before his death
Never mind the kerfuckery, where are your fucking glasses mate?
man finds gigantic 1-to-1 recreation of the entirety of greater london hidden underneath london!
a hi-tech robotic suit of armor, similar to a mech suit
a whole team of gay as fuck superheroes
pink floyd deemed "greatest band of the 20th century"
a first edition copy of pendulum's in silico.
mob of 25 teens with antisocial personality disorder arrested after terrorizing supermarket, school, playground and civilians for a whole month
car caught on cctv noclipping into the ground
a device that destroys the environment and that angers sofia ramirez
Alexei gerasimov protests the Russian legal system and the domain by playing the skibidi toilet theme song in the red square
the dicc zuccer 900,000 mark MCLXVIII!, for medical use only,
the rizzler obliterator, the ultimate device to make the most charismatic people hated by all!
the messiah has risen, only to be shot and killed in Israel.
a sprayable liquid that works the same way as a taser.
joe biden accuses donald trump of allowing the heritage foundation's project 2025, and potentially endangering the united states' democratic values.
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING! IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT!!! IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT!!! IT EVEN TASTES LIKE SHIT! (defecation the taste sensation sweeping the nation!)
Man wakes up to find massive 16 inch long crack on his phone, the kicker? He left it on his bedside cabinet.
man arrested after he fell into sewer, making woman puke in the process.
Gang of 200 teenagers arrested after stealing every piece of merchandise in a shopping mall, totalling €75,000,000
bitch-be-gone spray! the ultimate spray to get rid of bitchy girlfriends or stop a yandere from stalking you!
skibidi toilet's titan cameraman, (a 100 meter tall robot with a camera for a head.)
Croydon man arrested after attempting to sexually assault UK prime minister Kier Starmer
apple ceo, tim cook teases "something special" is coming soon.
a pitch so fucking stupid that the jars order brandon to get out
EVERYONE, RUN! ITS COMING FOR US!!! AND ITS COMING FOR YOUR ASSES!!! IT WANT BOOTY!!!
Entire world muddled as every building and road is suddenly rearranged chaotically
a statue of my fucking dick!
fuck you and fuck me back with that big fucking cock of yours!!!
man somehow manages to 100% complete hyrule warriors: definitive edition without taking any damage.
man arrested for mass spamming so many messages in a matter of minutes that it caused a DDOS attack.
conspiracy theorist arrested after kidnapping his neighbour and attempting to brainwash her into being his wife.
local teen performs citizen's arrest after he caught his neighbour stalking him and his sister.
South Korean man arrested after attempting to download the entirely of e621, who didn't know that porn is banned in South korea.
postal 5, the videogame that is as violent as you are
the sun has gone supernova on all our asses.
florida man drives to chile to tackle chilean man after online rant.
the balkans descend into chaos as bosnia and hezegovina split into three, with republica srpska reuniting with serbia, kosovo reuniting with albania and romania invading moldova
I propose to annex all of Canada into the united states.
A remake of stanley kubrik's a clockwork orange that is more faithful to the original book
a box full of lag.
man's US$70,000 maxed out mac pro violently explodes after overclocking experiment on the computer's 4 graphics cards.
the united kingdom nukes the republic of ireland to oblivion, stating "your free trial of independence has expired!"
louis rossmann sued by apple for attempting to fix over 1,000 Iphones
Caught jerking the worm
the skull crusher, the ultimate demon obliterator, inspired by doom!
Detroit: become human 2: robotic boogaloo
barcelona and the vatican city announces the sagrada familia has reached 95% completion.
man arrested after attempting to sexually assault hatsune miku without realizing she is a digital file on a computer...
everyone in los angeles has started laughing like tidus from final fantasy x
shut up mate,
george lucas has gained complete creative control of star wars he will now listen to fan concerns to reshape star wars into it's former more mature self after fans complained about how bad the acolyte was.
EVERYBODY RUN!!! IT'S COMING FOR US!!!
you fool! you absolute buffon! you think you can challenge me in my own realm? you think you can rebel against my authority? you dare come into my house upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grounds in my keurig?!
furry kicked out of furry convention, convention goers describe him as "smelling like shit in a sewer!"
A-HA!!! THERE YOU ARE!!! I SEE YOU, YOU BITCH!!!
tampons made of recycled kidney stones. because fuck you.
I just waltzed in to say I GOT YOUR DEBIT CARDS BITCHES!!!
markiplier calls pewdiepie a jackass for his past, especially the bridge incident.