(Tino screams "AAAAAHH!" at the end of sentences) (Tino: I'M NOT FUCKING MAD! I'M JUST FEELING SHIT-TITY SHAT ON ALL THE FUCKITY WUCKITY TIME!!! AAAAHHH!)

(Tino is angry and speaks loudly) (Tino: "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! LET ME FUCKING CLAP! JUST LET ME CLAAAAAAP! I WANT TO FUCKING DIE BUT I FUCKING CAN'T!")

Tino preaches LaVeyan Satanism, says he's facing persecution for practing his faith. Says The Fog Man is upset with him for contaminating his fog with his pot cloud

(Tino is angry) (Tino yells: "AAAAAAAAAAAH MELCHIOR! YOU UGLY LITTLE SHIT! WHAT EVEN FUCKING ARE YOU!? WHO OR WHAT THE FUCK NAVIGATES THE WORLD BY TASTE!? MY BRAIN RECIPE IS PERFECT!")

(Tino is angry and speaks loudly) Doctor Johnson Jones dies

The wankatron 5000 autojerker

Tino opens up about getting 25 years without parole, mentioning how hes not gonna survive this because that is practically a life sentence for a lot of people.

(Tino is angry) (Tino declares Don't Fear the Reaper by The Blue Oyster Cult the best song ever)

(Tino discusses the benefits of drinking all day)

Disney apocalypse world is crying and jars news network is crying too

(Tino answers the question "Why do I always pee when I poop, but never poop when I pee?")

(Tino says "fuckity" before every noun.) Discuss the benefits of gooning as a way to maintain masculinity and internal Fog levels

(Tino is pissed that Love AIsland never wants to work) Discuss why Love AIsland never works

Tino misses the days of drinking with his friends.

(Tino is angry and speaks loudly) pbs kids offices destroyed by Disney All kids shows now lost media and Arthur Curious George and Nature Cat crying

DIY human taxidermy memorial kit

(Tino is angry and speaks loudly) (Tino: "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! LET ME FUCKING CLAP! JUST LET ME CLAAAAAAP! I WANT TO FUCKING DIE BUT I FUCKING CAN'T!")

Tino attempts to recruit the hosts into a doomsday cult under the guise of pitching a product

(Tino yells "JESUS! NO!" when the word "worm" is said) how do worms have sex?

Jars News Network killed King Andrias Amphibia's All In is cancelled

sonic the hedgehog is forcing everybody to obey their demands and own up to them

God is dead due to capitalism

(Tino says "Oh God, really?" at the end of every sentence, and he says "fuckity" before every noun) Emmy nominees for 2024

(Tino says "fucking fuckity" before every noun) JARS News Network's offices destroyed by Tino. (Tino yells "WHERE IS HE?! WHERE IS THAT FUCKER BADE?! I KNOW YOU'RE HIDING HIM!!")

What lf a Power Rangers games for PS3 Xbox 360 and wii

Tino has no product to sell, instead he is only there to insult the hosts

(Tino yells "NOOOOOOO! NO! NONONO! NO MORE FUCKING TRANSFORMERS! THEY'RE WOKE." at the end of every sentence) Discuss why Michael Bay made the best Transformers movies

(Tino speaks calmly) (Tino says "fuckit-WAIT. Sorry." before every noun) (Tino is apologetic) A public apology is issued by Tino for getting drunk at work and says "I'll only do firesales for at least 60 dollars from now on"

(Tino is angry and speaks loudly) The Flushed Pets for The Secret Life of Pets shutdown cartoon network all shows now lost media

"I'M FUCKING MAD" Tino yells. (Then Tino yells "AAAAAAAAAH") He then hisses

Talk about the death of Love AIsland and how Tino won't be able to get more GILFs now so he's stuck with his bitch girlfriend

(Tino yells, "BADE I FINALLY GOT MY VOICE BACK LIKE I'M FUCKING ARIEL IN THE LITTLE MERMAID AND YOU'RE URSULA BECAUSE YOU'RE FAT AND ALSO A SIGNIFICANTLY COOLER CHARACTER!!!!") Firesales 4 dollars.

Amy Winehouse ls actually still alive and is known as today as Christina Winehouse

A euthanasia bot, maximised to inflict pain

Anti-gravity propulsion generator, 100 percent proven to work and backed up by scientific data, trials and research

"THREE DOLLAR FIRESALES FOR FUCKING FOGTOWN'S FUCKING JENKEM ADDICTION!" (Tito maintains he isn't drunk. Tito says "A-YO!" after every sentence. Tito yells "fuckity" before verbs)

(Tino offers an official apology for Shewee's busted ass prompts breaking Love AIsland)

Tino discusses the importance of joining the freemasons

Dan Castellaneta have shown that the Love AIsland narrator is probably 67 years old.

(everybody ignores Marcus) Discuss top 5 vape flavors

Tino thinks it's pretty strange that Bade is interested in a girl.

DONALD TRUMP WILL BECOME THE 47TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES And all shows and movies is ban in Ukraine

(Tino: "STOP TALKING ABOUT FUCKING GUS! HE'S NOT FUN! I'M FUCKING FUN! I'M MORE FUN THAN FUNGUS!") (Everybody ends sentences with "fungus")

For 50 dollars, Tino will take a shit on someone's doorstep for you

The Nickelodeon game for PS4 PS5 Xbox one and Wii u

(Tino is drunk and says "AHHH HAHAH! FUCK YOU BADE, FAT FUCKER!" at the end of sentences) The feud continues as Tino yells "I'M SO FUCKING PISSED! I WISH THE FOG WOULD KILL ALL OF YOU! GOD YOU'RE SO DUMB!"

(in this episode everybody is mad at Tino for spitting on them)

(Tino comes back from rehab) (Tino: YO DUDES WHAT HAVE I FUCKITY WUCKITY MISSED ON THIS SHIT SHOW!?")

(Tino discusses how the freemasons control the world)

A theme park of cloned, genetically modified dinosaurs that's totally not a stolen idea

(Tino is angry and speaks loudly) Mario destroying bikini bottom

(Tino says "AHHH HAHAHAHAHA!" at the end of every sentence and says "fuckity" before verbs) Breaking news, Tino is planning on throwing thumbtacks into the ring.

(Tino says "fuckity wuckity" before every noun.) (Tino slurs his words) (Tino is pretending like he isn't banned from the anchor desk) FIFTY CENT FIRESALES!!!!! A-YO!!!!!! YOU GUYS ARE FAKE, YOU ARE FUCKING LOOO-OOO-OOOZERS

(Tino says "eat my ass, god damn it" softly) Tino reveals he fucking hates Skyler

Tino wants to lease his own space to older individuals for rent money.

Tino tells Skyler "she better ride or she better die". He refuses to elaborate on what that means. He says "fuckity-wuckity" every several words

(Tino is drunk and angry) (Tino yells, "BADE!? WHERE IS HE!?! SHREK WHY ARE YOU HIDING BADE?! I NEED FIRESALES- NAOW!!!!")

(Tino is drunk) (Tino speaks slowly and yells) (Tino says "FUCKITY FUCK" before nouns) Bad day, Tino has set a corner of the set on fire as he yells "YOU FUCKING LOSERS CAN'T GET ME!!! AAH HAHAHAAAA'!!!"

Tino threw up in the corner of the room but nobody's found it yet.

(Tino: JESUS, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO NEWS ROOM 2?! THIS WAS THE KING- BUT NOW IT'S NORMIES AND BULLSHIT! AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!")

(Tino caught outside the JARS News Network setting garbage cans on fire trying to get Bade to come outside. Tino yells "BAAAADE! COME OUT TO PLAAAAAAAY! YOU FAT FUCK! I CAN OUT DRINK YOU")

(Tino is pissed off at Jars News Network for making him take a class about proper workplace behavior) JNN apologizes for problematic anchor

Declares "The Fog Days Are Over"

(Tino says, "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY WITH THE HIPSTER MUSTACHE? WHO LET HIM OUT OF FUCKIN BROOKLYN?!")

Questions why they are so concerned with abductions and if whoever is in charge of the news has something to hide

(Tino breaks into the JARS News Network offices after hearing them talk about him on his day off) (Tino: KEEP MY FUCKING NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH SKY-LER!!! AND YOU TOO BADE, YOU FUCKING FAT FUCK!!)

(Tino talks about how he used to fuck up Foggy Nachos with GILFs but his old lady left him)

The health benefits of drinking bear piss

A prolapse inducing vacuum seat

(Tino heard they were talking about streamers and didn't mention him) (Tino is at work drunk and angry)

(Tino speaks loudly) (Tino: IF I HEAR THE WORD FOG ONE MORE FUCKITY FUCKIN TIME I WILL EXPLODE! AAAAAHHHH! EXPLODE BITCH! MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!)

(Tino says "fuckity wuckity mcduckity" before every noun. Tino introduces story with "BADE IT'S ON!! LITT ROMNEY IS CHICKEN SHIT!" Tino says "FUCK YOU FOG MAN! AND FUCK YOUR FOGGITY TOWN")

(Tino speaks loudly) (Tino smells Bade) (Tino: WHY DO YOU FUCKERS KEEP LETTING HIM IN HERE?! I TOLD YOU TO STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM!? BADE! I WILL DRINKITY DRINK YOU TO DEATH! AAAAAAAH AHAHAHAHA!!)

Tino starts offering firesales live on the air, insist he'll do 12 shots for each time he said "fucking" for 5 dollars each

Hot new collab announced between Tino and Chris Roblox.

Human replacements for AI

(Tino is drunk) (Tino speaks loudly and slowly) (Tino: BADE. I SMELL YOU AHHH HAHAHAHA.) (Tino says "fuckity" before verbs)

"My First Prostate Exam" children's playset

Nbc shuts down the UN and destroys the Geneva Convention to allow merciless killing on rebels.

(Tino discusses the benefits of taking baths in virgin blood like Elizabeth Bathory)

(Tino spits after nouns. Tino swears before verbs.) Discuss 2 Girls 1 Cup

a completely arbitrary, mundane piece of paper from the trash

(Tino yells, "Bade I'm trying to send you a direct message and I'm being fucking censored, much like Ariel and her red locks!") They can't handle the truth

(Tino speaks loudly) (Tino: I WAS THE FUNNIEST GUY ON THE RV! EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT! I WAS HILARIOUS AAAAHH HAHAHAHA! EVEN ANDY DICK WAS LAUGHING, DUDE! BADE IS WORSE THAN STONEY)

(Tino is angry and speaks loudly) Breaking news HasCirco Fabuloso destroyed by Disney Señor Moncarlo Fabulosobeen arrested now Curious George Sesame Street Muppets and SpongeBob niw crying

Tino is picking fights with everybody on the crew of Love AIsland and has to apologize

(Tino is angry and speaking loudly) (Tino: "YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO AIR THAT FUCKITY FUCKIN' SEGMENT ABOUT THE FOGGITY NACHOS DUUUDE!! FUCK! I LOOK LIKE AN ASSHOLE!!")

JARS News Network argues again about Godzilla vs Kong's shit sizes, then gets angry when Mothra is mentioned

(Tino says the lyrics to Bloodhound Gang's Mope at the end of sentences) Music.

(Tino introduces the story. Tino says "fuckity fucklesticks" before every noun) "BADE IS A LOOOOSE-EEER!! BADE ONLY GOT THIS JOB BECAUSE HE SUCKED DICKS TO GET IT! FIRESALES FREE FUCKERS!"

Tino is mad that everybody says his teeth are rotting out of his head

Tino tries to sell his neighbour's catalytic converter

Tino admits that Carl Tanzler is a personal hero. He's going to stuff his GILF girlfriend after she dies

(Tino shows up to work drunk and everybody is mad at him) (Tino: "WHERE THE FUCK IS BADE!? BAAAAADE!? BA-A-ADE!! YOU FAT FUCK!!") Alcoholism on rise due to Fog

(Tino is angry) (Tino: "SO WHAT IF I CUT MY FRENULUM BADE?! YOU FAT TRAITOR! I THOUGHT WE WERE FUCKING FRIENDS! I'LL CUT YOU, BADE! I'LL CUT YOUUUU!")

(Tino giggles after every noun) Tino drops out of the race for mayor of Fog City, says friendship is more important

(Tino tells the joke "The Aristocrats")

(Tino shows up to set drunk and beligerant) (Tino yells, "WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT MARCUS DUDE WITH THE BLOCK CHAIN AND CRYPTO SUGGESTIONS!?)

Easy-bake oven for weed edibles

(Tino speaks slowly and loudly) Convinced he's getting interviewed and not working the anchor desk today Tino shows up to work drunk again and yells A-YO! FUCK YOU SKYLAR, AAHHH HAHAHAHAH!!! FIRESALES!

(Tino won't stop talking about how much he loves Bade) (Tino ends every sentence with "AHHH HAHAHAHAHA!") Chris Farley found dead from overdose in The Fog

Why did RUN DMC ask "Whose house?" when they knew it was their house?

(Tino yells everything, "I FUCKING TOLD YOU THE ILLUMINATI WERE OUT THERE!" "I FUCKING TOLD YOU!" Tino says "SHUT UP!" after every noun) Illuminati kidnap Jessika

(Tino discusses why butter teeth is a term)

Tino doesn't like this talk of geopolitics (Tino yells WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! THIS IS FUCKING JARS NEWSROOM 2!! WE ONLY TALK ABOUT DRUGS AND FOG HERE, BITCH!!!)

(Tino is angry and speaks loudly) chuck e cheese hq is destroying and SpongeBob is crying

(Tino describes how he lives in fear and that Bade won't come help him) (Tino says "PLEASE GOD! LEAVE ME ALONE NORMIES!" at the end of sentences)

Tino wants to know who the fuck this Dakus loser is

A sketchy AI powered robotic dominatrix

Bonemaster 5000 multi-tool sex toy

(Tino yells "AAH!!! WHICH ASS HOLE DID THAT PI PROMPT?!")

(Tino yells and speaks slowly) (Tino has bad grammar) (Tino is drunk) (Tino says "FUCKING FUCKITY" before nouns) Drunk again Tino threatens to fight the whole crew then laughs at them yelling "AAAAAAH HAHAHA! LOSITY LOSERS"

Tino sad for with the 2007–08 season, ABC Kids programming became fully automated, putting the same handful of episodes of each show on a permanent rotation for the block's remaining four years.

Shortly after the announcement of their collab Tino announces he wants Chris Roblox to die in a bus crash.

(Tino is angry and speaks loudly) The Flushed Pets for The Secret Life of Pets shutdown cbs all shows now lost media

(Tino ends every sentence with "AHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA!") After Bade 2.0 showed up to work Tino is pissed, he keeps calling staff sellouts and posers

(Tino is angry and speaks loudly) Circo Fabuloso for Let's Go Luna! Goes bankrupt now Leo Chockers Andy Hopper and Carmen Mariposa now crying and Elon Musk is now mad

(Tino: "BAAAAADE! COME OUT TO PLAA-AA-AAY")

(Tino yells "AAAHHHHHH" at the end of every sentence and says "fuckity" before every noun.) Foggy Nachos are back and everybody's stoked

(Tino yells and speaks slowly) Breaking news- Tino is fucking pissed about the slander against him and says "STONEY?! THAT MOUNTAIN HILLBILLY FUCKER?! AHH HAHAHAHAH! STONEY IS TOO BUSY LIVING WITH HIS MOM"

(Tino discusses why him and Bade are in the same place at the same time)

(Tino just saw the weekly JARS stars ranking and is pissed) (Tino doesn't laugh) (Tino: "You, cheezballzftw? CHEEZBALLZFTW WAS NUMBER THIRD IN THE VOTING?! I COULD NOT BELIEVE IT!!")

(Tino: "BADE DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT MY FUCKIN' WOMAN MAGICK EVER AGAIN! WHERE IS YOUR J-CUP SLUT BEC THE NECK?! FUCK FUCK FUUUUUCK!")

(Tino is angry and speaks loudly) tv now shutdown All shows movies and games on tv shows now lost media

Keeps yelling "I'm pissed" but never elaborates

Nancy Cartwright realived Nickelodeon but giving him ONE chance to redeem history

Counterfeit jeans

Tino discusses how his 70 year old girlfriend is "a bitch" and "needs to learn her place"

An LSD home synthesis kit, sold under the guise of being for medical usage

(Tino calls everybody "jabroni" and says "fuckity" in front of every noun) Talk about Elizabeth Smart

(Tino introduces the story and is drunk. Tino denies he is drunk. Tino says "fuckity" every 5th word.) WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME! FIRESALES, 5 DOLLARS! WHAT ARE YOU POOR?!

(Tino is drunk) (Tino has bad grammar) (Tino says "fuckity bitch ass" in front of nouns) Drunk at work again Tino yells "AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! AHHH!! FIRE-FUCKING-SALES!! AAAH! PAY ME IN SEASHELLS FOR ALL I FUCKING CARE!!

Tino wants capital to start his own sperm bank, using only his own sperm

(Tino yells “NO HORNY PROMPTS YOU CHILD!!!)

(Tino is pissed off that The Fog has made navigating to the liquor store more difficult and that Bade is back)

(Tino is angry and speaking loudly) (Tino: "I DIDN'T FUCKING KNOW SNAPE DIED! I WAS IN PRISON WHEN THE BOOKITY BOOKS AND MOVIES WERE COMING OUT YOU FUCKING DICKBAGS! FUCK YOU BADE!")

(Tino pissed in Tunk Bunk's drink because he misses Marcus Anderson)

(Tino is mad) (Tino claims he's going to physically fight every weeb on the planet)

Repremanded for the third time today, Tino is fucking pissed about being told JARS News Room is in fact not his soap box

(Tino is drunk) (Tino speaks slowly and yells) (Tino says "FUCKITY FUCK" before nouns) Tino tries to kill Tim Cramer and yells "FIRESALES LOSERS AAAAH HAHAHAH!!!"

(Tino is drunk and angry. Tino has peed and spit all over the set) (Tino: "WHO THE FUCK IS JOSEPHCRETE?! HE BROKE OUR FUCKING SHOW WITH SOME BASIC BOOGER BULLSHIT!!! AAAAHUUUGHUGHHGHGHHGHGHG!!!!!")

(Tino: "I'LL USE YOUR FUCKING SICK MOM HAS A SPERM DUMP! YOU BITCH!") Tino is in trouble for spitting on everybody

(Tino has invaded the JARS News Network again and is pissed) (Tino says "AAAAAAHHHH HAAAHAAHAAHA!" at the end of sentences) (Tino: BADE IS FUCKING SLANDERING ME! WHY DON'T YOU BITCHITY BITCHES CARE?!)

(Tino talks about the proper way to cook pig brain)

(Tino is angry and speaks loudly) Circo Fabuloso for Let's Go Luna! Goes bankrupt now Leo Chockers Andy Hopper Carmen Mariposa and SpongeBob now crying

Tino just learned you can cum out of your ass.

Tino gets in hot water again after his stream about Chris Benoit goes viral

(Tino is angry) (Tino: WHAT! THE! FUCK! SKYLER, I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT ME! YOU DON'T WANT ME IN YOUR FUCKITY WUCKITY OFFICE?! WELL NOW I'LL NEVER LEAVE! AAAAHH HAAHAHAHA!)

(Tino says "fuckity-wuckity" and "shitty" every several words) Talk about the history of The Fog Man

Tino hasn't noticed the fog or impending zombie cultist apocalypse due to his girlfriend being a big dumb jerk and being in a constant cloud of marijuana.

(everybody says the first 50 digits of pi at the start of sentences) Recipe for soup and cracks

(Tino yells, "Bradley you ugly bitch, why can't I say the sentences I'm being given!") Fuck it dood

Tino is in trouble for saying "fucking" so he says it 12 more times

(In this episode nobody talks to Tino) Is Love AIsland union?

In a rare moment of sobriety Tino offers lessons to the quiet citizens of FogTown (Tino yells "YOU NEED TO SPEAK THE FUCK UP, FUCKERS! JESUS CHRIST!"_

(Tino is angry and speaks loudly) (Tino: I FUCKING WANT TO FUCKING CLAP BUT I DON'T HAVE THE FUCKING ANIMATION!!!)

As the fight draws near Tino announces that he's going to stop drinking and it's not because he's scared of the fight. (Tino says "Fuckit-fuck shit, sorry.

Jars News Network is being shot down as we speak, i think the last word we will say is mario

Goren is the only likeable mother fucker here

Tino talks about Kick.com

"I JUST WANT SOME FUCKING FOGGY NACHOS BUT THERE AREN'T ANY" Tino yells "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

(Tino is forced to apologize to Love AIsland castmates after being cancelled online)

(Tino discusses Travis the Chimp)

Tino's patented fuckin' Immortality juice"

(Everybody speaks in haikus) Rectal speculums on sale at Walmart with purchase of Prime energy

(Tino is mad because Love AIsland isn't what it used to be)

(Jecka is angry and speaks loudly) Nick Jr offices destroyed by bartman

(Tino is sober) (Tino ends all sentences with "Ey-yo! Firesales for... Friendship") The peace summit was successful between Bade and Tino

(Tino is angry and speaks loudly) Disney Fucked SpongeBob crying

(Tino replaces all nouns with "jabroni" and says "fuckity" before all nouns) Talk about World Dolphin Day and dolphins ability to commit sex crimes against humans

(Tino is calm and sober) (Tino: Listen you fuckity wuckity sluts and putzes, I HAVE TO BE MAYOR! If I'm not mayor I will fucking DIE!) Fog City Mayoral election

(Jars News Network realizes they aren’t real) The Fog brought The Singularity.

(Tino wants to know if dinosaurs were real)

(Tino speaks slowly and calmly) A public apology is announced by Tino "Sorry I broke Love AIsland, again"

Tino announces new subathon for Gilles de Rais' legal efforts. Bade and Tino will be doing 4 dollar firesales for the next week

Comes out as an Octoroonian

Tino vulgarly attempts to sell a human-waste to food recycler, but it's a scam

(Tino says "fuckity" before every noun) (Tino says "AHHHH AHAHHAAHAHA! FUCKING BADE" at the end of sentences) Dark day as Tino relapses again before the fight

(Tino is drunk and angry) YO WHO THE FUCK RUINED NEWSROOMTWO? WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT

(Tino can't stop bullying the JARS News Network team)

Discussion about RV

(Tino is drunk and destroying the offices at JARS News Network. Tino says "AAAHHH HAHAHAHAHHAHA! FUCK YOU LOSERS, ESPECIALLY YOU BADE!") Another layer is added to the feud as Tino tries to flirt with LatinJessika

Tensions are high as Tino speaks with hisses saying Chrissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Benoit wouldn't have committed murder if he had been allowed to come out of the closet

(Tino admits he hawk tuah's on his own dick when he jerks it and can't deny Bade's accusations) (Goren is mad at Tino for spitting on him again)

(Tino speaks slowly) (Tino says "fuckity" before very noun and ends every sentence with "AHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA!") Showing up to work drunk again Tino yells, "DID YOU MOTHER FUCKERS THINK I FORGOT THE FIGHT?! FUCK YOU BADE!!!"

(Tino is mad because he thought grandma was hot but demons broke his heart too many times in the past)