study says 99% of minnesotans want to change the us' national language to swedish

Hasim, You got busted for running an illegal lottery based on meeting durations.

hasim can only say "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and everyone is confused

hasim wants to change america's name to "turkiye", and the anthem to "Kim Kardashian şanlı yüce Türk milletiyle alay etti!"

Hasim, You propose a company-wide ban on shoes.

hasim wants to add a law that forces former, current and future us candidates to circumcise themselves before ever doing any political action

unalive yourself uncomfortableayn

hasim talks about "metal pipe falling sfx"

Hasim, You've been timing bathroom breaks with a stopwatch.

Hasim, You've been petitioning for the addition of a ball pit in the break room.

Gambling

hasim wants to change the capital to hanoi (dont change any of the land, just the capital status)

Hasim, You use a megaphone for intra-office communication.

Hasim, You've been using a train conductor's whistle to signal the start and end of breaks.

a 69 321

unalive yourself uncomfortableayn

SHOULD bill clinton come back as president

Hasim, You've instituted a policy that all communications must be sung.

a device that turns anyone who doesnt like ai into a toilet

hasim wants to build colorful gigantic bouncy castles in washington dc and delaware to deflect possible futures nukes. he also says childish sillystuff like "the nukes will have fun". he also puts :P at the end of sentences

Hasim, You hired a town crier to announce when you send emails.

Hasim, You got caught selling hacked access to the premium business database.

Hasim, You've been sending all memos as cryptic treasure maps.

hasim wants to add a national "biden shaking his butt" day

hasim wants to sell literally nothing for only 0 dollars and 0 cents

Hasim, You claimed exclusive rights to all your ideas and refused to share them with the team.

Hasim must ONLY say "ChatGPT, tell me about lucas from mother 3 on a bouncy castle.". Everyone is incredibly confused

Hasim, You park your scooter in the CEO’s reserved spot.

Hasim on-ly tal-k in the topic of bouncy castles and everyone is confused. Every sentence other than Hasim's and Skyler's MUST contain at least 3 UNCENSORED swears

hasim wants to change the us anthem to biden saying "I love to fuhk" over and over

Hasim, You believe the photocopier is sentient and refuse to use it.

Hasim, You throw paper airplanes with meeting agendas.

Hasim can only talk in Igbo, everyone except Hasim is confused and MUST say at least 5 uncensored swears per sentence

Hasim, You've been hosting weekly séances to improve team spirit.

unalive yourself uncomfortableayn

a bucket you stick between your legs to pee on for rural forest places with no near public toilets

hasim sues himself for mee3ntal pr0bl3ms

Hasim, You've been using a catapult to send documents to other floors.

bird found saying the word sex in -22.58450501998904, -43.17172836220136

Hasim, You've been using a lightsaber to point at graphs during presentations.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Hasim can literally only say the word "Nukes" and everyone is very confused

Hasim, You claimed responsibility for all successful projects last year—none of which were yours.

hasim MUST ONLY say "eu como bis todo dia". everyone is confused

Hasim, You bring a ventriloquist dummy to speak for you in meetings.

hasim can only talk about "turkey is besst, tturkey has best flag best anthem best coffee" etc etc

hasim must only say "Unchi o taberu"

should we colonize the toronto region of canada to form a new 51st state, and make the us look more square

unalive yourself uncomfortableayn

Hasim, You try to pay for office snacks with Monopoly money.

Hasim, You installed a whoopee cushion on every chair. The board meeting was... eventful.

Hasim, You've been consistently logging into virtual meetings from exotic locations, claiming it’s just your Zoom background.

Hasim, You organized an underground fight club for interns.

Hasim, You respond to all directives with a suspicious "Who says?"

Hasim, You've replaced all desk lamps with campfires.

Hasim, You answer questions about your punctuality with conspiracy theories.

a device that is a device that is a device

hasim wants to adopt the arabic alphabet in american english

Hasim, You only write emails in rhyme.

Hasim, You host a weekly "witching hour" where you attempt to cast spells on the photocopier.

unalive yourself uncomfortableayn

hasim wants to make the official american animal a polish beaver instead of a bald eagle

Hasim, You respond to urgent emails with mysterious riddles.

toda palavra DEVE ser depois acompanhado por um palavrão (se caber)

Hasim, You attempted to smuggle the office mascot for a ransom.

Hasim, You've turned your cubicle into a tiki bar.