Reddit user Witch_Chick128 experiences that his CapCut is bugging out when he puts in 7 effects at once.

Reddit user Both_Package_6834 experiences that when he edits the captions in CapCut, for some reason the "e" in the word "route" disappears.

Wait why is there a child in here?

why is everybody saying the n word lately?

Mother McAuley High School teacher Mary DeVoto was fired after teaching there for 41 years for using a racial slur twice during a world history class.

Every single person on earth named Mario has been renamed to avoid a lawsuit with Nintendo's Mario character.

an NFT of Niko from OneShot, twerking with a AK-47 rifle

Wild Kratts cancelled after 7 seasons.

Reddit user Wowzer-idiot experiences that CapCut made the card and cube effects pro.

Reddit user Luka_114 experiences that all of CapCut's text to speech voices are now pro.

A 7-year-old threw his GameCube out the window because he lost in Mario Party 7.

I'm cookiesI'm cookiesI'm cookies

UNLIMITED COOKIES

Little Timmy is SO ANNOYING!!!!!!!

Proof that toddlers are better than babies

Reddit user DocHollywood710 experiences that CapCut is removing filters when you search for "lollipop".

Reddit user ItsPassiveDepressive just got CapCut Pro, and for some reason the app is showing her a white screen after showing a logo upon loading. No buttons, no nothing.

CapCut user Lily_existslmao experiences that CapCut is not letting her post anything.

Students at Union Valley Elementary School in Hutchinson, Kansas, replace the Pledge of Allegiance with "Give Orange Me Give Eat Orange Me Eat Orange Give Me Eat Orange Give Me You". Principal Kenda Ropp approves.

Little Timmy is driving people insane

Starting May 29, 2025, Flour Bluff High School in Corpus Christi, Texas, will not have news reporters like Lauren, Claire, Lily, Alison, Jake, Sophia, or Kennedy.

Caillou sues Little Timmy for crying more and throwing more tantrums

Reddit user AImoneyhowto experiences CapCut removing the Lip-Sync feature. He doesn’t mean it’s suddenly grayed out, he means it’s COMPLETELY gone.

In Super Mario Maker 2, in the style of New Super Mario Bros. U, the Koopas continue walking after the "Bah" is played. They don't dance when the "Bah" is played!

Petition calling for replacing the national anthem of the United States with the DK Rap from Donkey Kong 64 has gained more than 20,000,000 signatures online.

Reddit user Neumann656 experiences that CapCut removing all of the free in transitions, leaving all of the remaining transitions pro.

Flour Bluff High School in Corpus Christi, Texas, makes their news reporters like Lauren, Claire, Lily, Alison, Jake, Sophia, Alexander, Angela, Scarlett, and Kennedy watch videos of babies dancing non-stop for 24 hours.

Tantrum Robot! the robot that throws tantrums like caillou!

Amazon shuts down.

A law banning CapCut has been enacted in the U.S. Unfortunately, that means you can't use CapCut for now. Rest assured, we're working to restore our service in the U.S. Please stay tuned!

CapCut's servers are down. CapCut signed users out, not making them sign back in. It also cancelled their Pro subscriptions.

Reddit user DeepShark11 doesn't believe he's registered an account, then he receives an email saying he, editor90707079, and others are now following each other!

every iPad in existence has been destroyed

Reddit user Flashy_Session_3527 experiences that CapCut keeps showing this white screen with a hole in it. It has not been fixed for the past four months.

Why is the child crying? Someone grab an ipad or something

Little Timmy says: My fart is on the floor

Reddit user OKC_realtor has had a subscription for the past 2 years, but for some reason they kicked him off and now needs to pay for another one!

Your mom was caught trying to date a femboy. Don't worry, she has been... how do I put this... permanently eliminated.

Reddit user lady_pug567 only gets ONE STUPID MEGABYTE of storage in CapCut.

help my cookies

9/11/2001

Reddit user Wondolor experiences that CapCut keeps generating Japanese subtitles! Wondolor doesn't even speak Japanese!

All sentences must start with “<“ and end with “>”

Starting May 29, 2025, Flour Bluff High School in Corpus Christi, Texas, will bring back their news reporters like Lauren, Claire, Lily, Alison, Jake, Sophia, or Kennedy less than 5 milliseconds after disappearing.

COOKIES AWE BANNED IN AMEWICA

McDonald's bootleg McDragan's has been transitioned from a strip club to a fast food restaurant.

Reddit user Flaky_Flan_8564 literally has to upgrade CapCut to import ONE STUPID VIDEO!

Reddit user Azicczz literally has to upgrade CapCut to use a audio with over 2MB.

Reddit user Braddle231 cannot log in to CapCut. It says "Maximum number of attempts reached. Try again later."

Little Timmy want cookie

Little Timmy meets Mr. Pedo, who is infamous for his unsettling behavior.

CapCut banned in the US.

Universal Kids is shutting down on March 6, 2025.

Little Timmy learns brain rot tems

Little Timmy encounters a kidden sniffer

Reddit user Shoepeople has to pay either $5,990 dollars a month or $79,990 dollars a year for CapCut Pro.

Cocomelon sues SmartyAnts for no reason!

Reddit user Putridlemons experiences CapCut removing all but 13 of their voice characters. None of them are pro.

Little Timmy wants the ipad. But ipad go bye bye

Reddit user Acceptable_Earth_439 says that a random green screen took over his project. He saw a YouTube video on how to fix it if it happens during export but he hasn’t seen anything mentioned how to fix it while editing.

Reddit user Jo21Jo2009Reddits experiences CapCut removing all but 21 of their voice effects, with 19 of them being pro.

Reddit user Kunipshun_Fit experiences CapCut removed all of the sound effects.

In Team Umizoomi S04E08 "Meatball Madness", Chef Mario has been renamed to Chef Peppino to avoid a lawsuit with Nintendo's Mario character.

Mother McAuley High School teacher Mary DeVoto was fired for using a racial slur twice during a world history class.

(In this episode, sentences start with "<" and end with "> Zippity Zap! Timmy go waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!")

Disney buys every school named "Walt Disney Elementary School."

cookies are now zombies and nightmares are becoming real!!!!

Wild Kratts cancelled after 8 seasons, and Zoboomafoo gets 5 extra seasons!

Who is this child and why is he crying about cookies?

Student suspended for not participating in fire drill.

A dad gets his two kids a Wii for Christmas, and has the games Carnival Games (2007) and Rio (2011).

Little Timmy and his parents eat at McKebab for lunch!

All McDonald's bootlegs, including MaDonal, oMc McDnoald's, HotDognald's, McKebab, McTorta's, Wichael Alone, Mr Mahmoud, and WacDonald's, have been demolished.

Panikko's nephew, the baby who cried in a popular baby crying sound effect, shows his face in a YouTube video. He is 13 years old.

9/11/2001

Reddit user KristineTheBffCrew gets a pornographic advertisement when she opens CapCut!

children love meth

A two-year-old sings the National Anthem at the Memphis Grizzlies game, but forgets the lyrics!

Little Timmy want cookie

Reddit user Aicethegamer experiences CapCut removing all of the free text in transitions, leaving all 50 of the remaining transitions pro.

Timmy won't stop crying for the ipad

I'm here for the cookies

A 40-year-old Black woman has been charged with murder for spanking her 17-year-old son times in the chest, killing him instantly.

9/11

A woman on pawn jars keeps using a racial slur. She is white.

mommy

Little Timmy becomes the god of brainrot

Panikko's nephew, the baby who cried in a popular baby crying sound effect, does a livestream where he plays Roblox, Fortnite, and Geometry Dash.

Reddit user Intelligent_Brush872 says that CapCut is damaging his files. He tried to export the video, it got stuck at 1% then it said media source is damaged and then he can't even play the original file in VLC!

All McDonald's bootlegs, including MaDonal, oMc McDnoald's, HotDognald's, McKebab, McTorta's, Wichael Alone, Mr Mahmoud, McDeliciou's, and WacDonald's, have been revived one second after being demolished..

A 7-year-old threw his GameCube out the window because he lost in Mario Party 6.

COOKIES!!!!!

yo mama stuck in a ball of glass, filled with twerking men and AK-47 rifles

Reddit user Content_Ad_2012 replies to Azicczz's post, saying that he used an effect which literally don’t exist. He is still looking for where he could find Blurshake.

In season 7 of Barney and Friends, Mario has been renamed to Zachary to avoid a lawsuit with Nintendo's Mario character.

Reddit user _FlightLevel was always able to search for stickers but now he's not even getting a search bar.

All McDonald's bootlegs, including MaDonal, oMc McDnoald's, HotDognald's, McKebab, McTorta's, Wichael Alone, Mr Mahmoud, and Mash Donald's, have been demolished.

Reddit user Gacha-rhiarna gets only one song in the TikTok library, which is Once More to See You by Mitski. She is super duper mad at this!

A dad gets his two kids a Wii for Christmas, and has the games Carnival Games (2007), Rio (2011), Mario Party 9 (2012), Wii Party (2010), and New Super Mario Bros. Wii (2009).

Little Timmy is annoying the fuck out of the news anchor

Petition calling for replacing the Pledge of Allegiance with the DK Rap from Donkey Kong 64 has gained more than 20,000,000 signatures online.

Reddit user ju1cyjordyn literally cannot open CapCut. Everytime he clicks on the app, it just kicks him out not even a second later.

Reddit user ArijanCuhara found a 2022 build of CapCut on his old PC. He loves it. The build is version 1.0.4.

Every person on Earth has watched Baby Shark approximately 1.95 times.

Little Timmy wont. stop. fucking. crying.

it has been reported that a small group of turkeys are going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkey off the menu

Reddit user MunaAlaneme unexpectedly gets an update with the title "pc_version_update_incomplete_title", and now he's confused!