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Episodes 26
Holy Fucking Shit, it's lore accurate Tim Cramer
Tim Cramer
Stephen Hassenfield, Former Hasbro CEO, allegedly summons Tim Cramer
Tim Cramer is being hunted by the Punishment Team for ruining prompts
(Skyler must start the episode with Hey, Tim Cramer, get the fuck outta here! You're supposed to be reporting the stocks on Jars News Network! Get back in your room!)
(Tim Cramer must introduce with "holy fucking fuck, you fucking fucks!" and end sentences with "anybody got a goddamn USB-C for my Oculus Quest 2?") You Shithead
Tim Cramers sells Jars News Network for kicking him off Angry Money
Tim Cramer gets an AI-Powered clone of himself. Stock Market of Microsoft in an all-time high.
Jett Wilder Presumed Dead, Tim Cramer replaces him
tim cramer revealed to have built a turret in the studio and is aiming to make it automatically shoot jett and skyler
Tim Cramer gets promoted to official news host
(Tim Cramer must say "[x] is a bitch-ass motherfucker!" where [x] is a random fictional character (Sonic the Hedgehog, Super Mario, etc.)) Wow, Tim Cramer.
Tim Cramer seen loading explosive barrels into his truck while singing Eminem`s godzilla
Angry Money, the show for all of your financial advice
Tim Cramer sued for renaming Angry Money to Pissed Money unbeknownst to Jars News Network
(Tim Cramer starts every sentence with "knock knock, motherfuckers, " and ends every sentence with ", bitch-ass motherfucker!") Tim Cramer switches Jars News Network to Pissed News Network
(Skyler Brooks must intro with "TIM CRAMER! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU BALD-ASS MOTHERFUCKER BEFORE I COME UP THERE AND- oh, we're live?") Tim exists
why are there two tim cramers? Tim Cramer, your thoughts?
Snoop Dogg replies to Tim Cramer's twitter post, saying "I'm tryna get higher than the fuckin' stocks, man."
(Tim Cramer starts every sentence with "Skyler Brooks is a bitch-ass motherfucker!" and ends every sentence with ", and Jett Wilder is a bitch-ass motherfucker!") Tim Cramer plans to kick Jett and Skyler off the news
Jim Cramer sells an investment advice show where he acts like a maniac and smashes big buttons while giving investment advice.
Tim Cramer is told to "shave his fucking beard" by the comments sent to Jars News Network
(make all Jett/Skyler sections the opposite of the news anchor that is here) Jett/Skyler was revealed to have died after Jars News Stocks Website showed false information and said that we had -1.2 Billion $
H01Y $H1T F01KS (holy shit folks)
TIM MOTHERFUCKING CRAMER, BITCH!
Tim Cramer talks about his multiple accounts of battery and grand theft auto