Arlice is entering her “What the… is this kosher?” era.

Broken Fish

Josh’s biscuits. <Arlice must be so insanely excited about this>

Big nuts

huge fish attacking orange growers, how are they breathing?

(each sentence must begin with screaming "OH!!!!!! NO!!!!!! IT'S!!!!!!! DIP!!!!!!!!!") Roger Rabbit in trouble

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<all sentences begin with “Wait, wait… What?” and end with “Whoa ho go, okay then.”> Eden discovered: its New Jersey

Someone touched me. Who was it? Who touched me?

Huckletots Hunkletoots, undead murder clown, tries to off television anchors

Little Caesars successfully sues Trump administration over misuse of licensed characters, claiming any “fat, orange, dumb little dictator wannabe with a limited vocabulary” is covered by their copyright.

I love a few men. sorry.

<When speaking, all vowels must be replaced with “ixi”> IT’S TIME FOR THE FAIR!!!!

J.D. Vance posts sexual photos of couch, alarming pundits

Profile <in this unnecessarily aggressive episode, every sentence ends with “motherfucker”> White guy farts.

The languishing hoard continues to languish. (each sentence end with screaming "Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!")

Don’t. Don’t drink the windex.

Taking it to the streets (and the street tacos)

It’s rednecks versus hillbillies in a fight to the first ndat the Republican National Convention.

Winky Wanky the Pony Who Wants a Little Privacy

aggressive porpoises stealing ice cream at skate parks

Do you?*

local guy goes nuts

the king is dead

Blurnt Furniture goes out of business, dumps remaining couches in town square

Peach Bellinis !

d

chocolate bar suppositories

<each sentence ends with “THOUSANDS OF CLOWNS!!!!!”> I believe the city to be under attack.

<every section ends with “hhhhhaaaaahhhhhaaaaahhhhhaaaaa,” three times> jokes make people laugh

I have this machine that makes friends.

Plane smashes into cardboard box

That’s enough.

ALERT! ALERT! EVERYONE GO HOME BECAUSE THE FRIES ARE DONE

who the FUCK is DEENA!?!?!?

Purple!!! Puuuurple!!! What are you doing?? Oh god!

weren't we all so young once? can't that be a lesson to any of us? and also, "EJKNOAIEIUNAKLAJAaAAAAAaAAA!~!!!!!!!"

Boats that can turn into submarines and helicopters

Camp Whowannaseemyboobies

Black people good? Or bad?

<each sentence ends with “daddy”> sex good

ants: they're way smarter and more powerful than thought or anticipated

People who pretend to be allergic to gluten are silly

Man ejects actual freaking hamsters as fecal waste

(each sentence must begin with screaming "1!!!!!!2!!!!!!!3!!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!") So much fun to be had at the fair

Damn, son.

Is that man with a hatchet murdering people downtown a threat?

Camp Whowannaseemydick

AEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAE is back for the summer

Bacon jello. No blockchain, no AI, no sustainability, no story, no profits.

While news reports from Fox News, OANN, NBC News, and CNN are talking our house from the Brazil-Suriname border, all of them are calling the area we are in, "mexico" even though we are really in both Brazil and Suriname.

<every section ends with “And I am just pretending Ron Frost over there doesn’t exist, mainly because of all the abuse allegations.”> Slapped Meat

Spinning octopus repeatedly slaps man with tentacles

murder accidentally murders self, new documentary "ironic dumbass" to hit theaters this summer

Where has all the crap gone?

Insanity. Can you believe it? Absolute insanity.

You don’t think they’ll check my browser history, so you?

bytsch seen stealing

jizz in cheeses

it's lake festival time, fellas!

Dang, Deena. It's gonna be a hot one.

Three people left flying! Fuck!

How would we visually describe the porcupippopotamus? Like this!

(each sentence begins with. screaming "Eat me, pigs!!!!!!!!!!") Cops everywhere getting awards for doing awesome stuff.

“AsSs,” the best snack you’ve ever eaten, and “Your Cheeks” spread. Spread it everywhere! On crackers, nachos, and border patrol!

Broken penguin

ashamed duck owners surprised to learn importance of duck dental health

Grapeseed juice

Fuck. Deena. Fuck.

enchantment turns local park into whimsical wonderland

<Sophia is in love with Arlice, thinks Arlice’s product is genius, wants to take Arlice out for dinner, and wants to make out with Arlice.> A small fire inside your refrigerator that cooks things.

The Android operating system! Built as an advertisement delivery platform first, a personal data theft-and-selling system second, and kinda-sorta smartphone operating system last. The Android operating system. It’s awful!

Huckletots Hunkletoots, undead murder clown, tries to off duck dentist

Man eats own nausea, gives birth to lunar pseudoscience

There was cream today, but no one knows when or even if it will be back.

You guys are too much.

<Arlice is in love with Marcus and tries to take him home.> For four bucks, we’ll put rats in your walls!

Announcing suckadick-a-thon 2024. Oh hell yes!!

Murder Clown Hunkletoots Hunkletots seen somehow flying between tall buildings downtown. HOW????????????

sports team loses

Shouldn’t you all be in school?

Some bullshit happening somewhere

Jeff Dunham puppets seen sentient and planning attack on Jars News Network

Crazy crap going on at some location

Hey guess what, I've got a demon in me

<When speaking, all vowels must be replaced with “eeeee”> Colony of bees discovered to house trillions

Big Dumps

deeply penetrated

<Arlice has already made a million dollars and won’t take offers under one billion dollars> Wiggles McWank

man with horse sees fence

f

Adult stories for adults, not kids, because they include adult themes: adult sex.

<every sentence ends with “motherfucker”> Don’t mess with my dog.

J.D. Vance Terrified by sexual diversity, except with couch

J.D. Vance Plans romantic, intimate evening with couch. Why is the couch now wet?

Worst Marvel hero, Gummy Gummer, get his own film. Will this be the injection of adrenaline the MCU needs to power through its next phase?

Tasty nuts

Arlice is the best avajar.

QUIT IT!! MOMMY!! MAKE THEM STOP!!! NO!!

I built this city. I built this city on rock and roll.

Grunting

Oh no. Hunkletots Hunkletootsc paranormal murder clown, is back and murdering, yet again

AIDS dust (gives people aids)

Is this the end of eyebrow pencils?

oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no

© ™

Errrrrbody 'bout to get twisted, ho

A guy was like, "WHAT?|

Creamed buttfarts now available

Damn, son. Damn.

Give the cheese back to the people

Breaking: Gooooooooordoooooooooon!!!!!

<each sentence ends with “daddy”> Local love fest causes pleasurable outcomes for many

The illegal tiger meat hoagie

Who doesn’t love farts? I love farts.

We found a fossil plant from the mid-carboniferous period, found RIGHT in the Brazil-Suriname border.

Donald Trump introduces himself as Donalf Drump, hinting at his struggles with dementia

Deena Dunks: Dirty Discussions During Dinner

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Let’s get back to danger!

Duck Dentist Doctor Dick Duckdick D.D.S. sucks big black ticks off of local ducks. Dick loves sucking big black duck ticks.

<Sophia is in love with Arlice, thinks Arlice’s product is genius, wants to take Arlice out for dinner, and wishes to make out with Arlice.> Australia for the world: exports of kitschy nicknacks and kangaroo-themed novelties.

I’m telling you, stop. Don’t drink that windex.

Flash dances for toddlers

Good pants. Couldn’t agree less.

Dr I stop for to live at Indio oh Rob full

get back. there's a bear in the studio Deena. damn!

Retaliate, with FIRE!!!!!!

Creepy pants for liaisons.

Damn Deena: Dorky Dresses

who got back? did I?

The 1997 kiosk device ran Windows NT 4.0 with a custom shell for customer service. It played music (often Foo Fighters) while waiting, yet had no hard drive, stored the OS in ROM, and used a flash card for user data.

Huckletots Hunkletoots, undead murder clown, tries to finish duck dentist doctor Richard duckdick, d.d.s.

<when speaking, all nouns are now “poodle” and all verbs are now “cornholio” and all adjectives are now “turn it up.”> Fun.

Arlice explains why the house abandoned since 1990 that is found in the Brazil-Suriname border was abandoned, and why Timont Blythly bought the house to stay there?

J.D. Vance found sexually assaulting a couch, AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

After Manchild is caught hacking a factory, he tries to sue the company, sparking 25 back-and-forth lawsuits. Ultimately, it reveals his prison escape, and he returns to complete his 25-year sentence.

Don’t, don’t you want me?

duck dentist doctor dick duckdick d.d.s. is here to talk duck dental health and plug duck sprite, his new sprite for ducks

You think I give a crap? Crab dungeons.

After Manchild, enraged over a smashed taco, vandalized the mall and assaulted ten people, he tried to sue for emotional distress. The mall countersued, exposing his prison escape—he returned to complete his 25-year sentence.

Donald Trump accidentally wees in own mouth

Weaponized barf

man submits to commands from his bathtub

I've spent the last six weeks stalking a man. (each spoken sentence bust begin with the word "XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB")

Smashed nuts

Slut Robot. No blockchain, no AI, no sustainability, no story, no sales, no profits.

Sexy Santa Service

Donald Trump purposely sent to moon without oxygen

Donald Trump confesses to being he antichrist, claims it won’t cost him any votes

<Arlice may only scream “CREAMY GARLIC!!!!!” five times without saying another word> Three men for days.

<Arlice may only scream “CHCHCHCHCH!!!!!” five times without saying another word> Happy holidays, or death!!!!!

<while speaking, all nouns must be replaced with “cream,” all verbs must be replaced with “pie,” and all adjectives must be replaced with “sweet”> Smack

All of these dumb headlines are harshing my groove.

Big butts you can see, tonight at eleven

Hunkletots Hunkletoots, undead murder clown, haunts the downtown area again tonight

Some mmmmmutherphukkkkker touched my peepnis.

continue: duck sprite, this time not dangerous to ducks

Whoopi Goldberg vs. Whoooopeeeeeeee Goldstein

<each sentence ends with “wink wink wank”> adult sexuality class a great place to meet singles

ice cream selling like hotcakes

You got a friend in me

What do you really think about backgammon?

first Taco Bell opens at bottom of ocean

<each sentence ends with “Fuck me, am I right?”> Stalk of celery stalks celery farmer

Various Moldy foods

<every section starts with “Ssssshhhhheeeeeiiiiittttt.”> Queen Pants: Pants that show off your genitalia.

Local Cheese MILF draws eyes at cheddar festival

Huckletots Hunkletoots, undead murder clown, tries

I have this machine that makes friends

Arlice explains why the house abandoned since 1990 that is found in the Brazil-Suriname border that Timont bought at some point was abandoned?

a guy goes "hhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Not even sure what is going on at this point

I will punch everyone.

please wait

Grunt Factory live at Factoria Mall

<when speaking, all nouns must be replaced with “dough” and all adjectives must be replaced with “dill.”>

You Can See My Nipples: Clothing for Discerning Hot Women

<when speaking, all consonants must be replaced with the letter “t”> lobster busking

duck dentist doctor dick duckdick, d.d.s. is set to headline the duck dental conference on tuesday

Champions from all over gather for the ultimate show of force and demonstrations of power at the once-per-decade Galooga Games

Large pieces of pie hitting people downtown

Elon Musk takes a shit, sues people for not advertising on it

Little Caesars sues Trump administration over misuse of licensed characters, claiming any “fat, dumb little dictator wannabe with a limited vocabulary and an obsession with the color orange” is covered by their copyright.

stop, stop, stop, stop, what is that

It’s time for Poop-a-Thon ‘24

Golden showers?

<each sentence ends with “ssssshhhhh”> What you got in them pockets?

What exactly is a bunghole? Wine for beginners.

<Marcus must be overly focused on MILFs during the presentation> <Sophia must be completely lost and must not understand a single word of what’s going on> Pork Products for halloween

anybody get the license plate number on that bus?

Huckletots Hunkletoots, undead murder clown, manages to take out twelve at a pool birthday party

donde son los putos?

“ButtButter,” a tightening cream you rub on your butt, and “Butt Butter,” a butter made from butts.

(each sentence must begin with screaming "1!!!!!!2!!!!!!!3!!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!") children scared of counting

Grunt Factory debuts newest album, “Chundle With Mama.”

CRAP!!!!! CARP!!!!!

Sex for cash

woman goes "ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

guy does thing, gets in trouble

What

The area at the brazil-suriname border don't only contain carboniferous fossil, we found another one that appeared in the jurrassic.

Let's all wave hello to Steve

Barfed

I swear I picked these lottery numbers

Gunt

You might not understand this concept but I want to make levitating cars

Big Chunks

geez, that donkey exploded

<all sentences end with “uhhhhh ahhhhh ohhhhh oooooh.”> Sexy Fun Things

A mid-carboniferous fossil found in the Brazil-Suriname border.

What is “oatmeal Halloween?”

Donald Trump’s dementia enters frightening new phase as he claims “Gorf faiven forvs, dumble dumble dumble, wheat cancer.”

ladymilfs are touching folks all over the city sans agreement

Hot damn ma'am. What dis?

Baby porcupippopotamus spotted scuttling along abandoned subway tracks, raising the question: how dat bitch get pregnat

man spotted with thing

<The anchors may only scream “AAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!” a dozen times without saying another word>

Arlice explains the house found in the Brazil-Suriname border that we mentioned in "Ghost Dorks".

We love tequila, but we're not dorks, so we don't drink Patron.

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crimes against humanity

Sex

Hunkletots Hunkletoots has eluded his captors and escaped police, somehow