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TestingCatalog the ai leaker on Twitter, tries to leak Kat Sherman's patents for claiming a new upcoming features

A father was found partying while his son's brother is dying that its his son is the one who manages everything

A youtube channel named "My Story Animated" claims that they tell real stories by real people, animated, but they uploaded with a title "I gave birth to a fish"

An Arc Browser user reports that they emailed Arc support team to simply export a copy his browsing data but the next day he suddenly witnessed that his Arc account is deleted

A person's fried chicken have raw chicken inside but its crispy and cooked on the outside

Kat Sherman sues The Notorious Windsor Gorilla for abusing a human Adam Lyon and plans to pull Adam Lyon off that school, and plans for cease and decease to the school

My dad is a furry -quote by pooh

zavocc306 is an autobot

Boy from Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese keeps harassing Daniela Mandera with his bobbleheads since he lost his friend and argues

Hitler came back to life and he instantly made every civilian a slave.

in the origins of Optimus prime and megatron, Optimus prime sacrifices himself as he fights with Megatron but instead of landing on guardians he just landed in forever kids foundation destroyed with his dead body

In clunky costumes, people visibly anxiously need to use the bathroom. A man in a disneyland-esque Buzz Lightyear costume removes his helmet, sharing a humorous take on the struggle to find relief.

The original version chatting website "Chittle" before Sico Pathec hacked it, turning it into his own Analog Horror Site for his Fanbase, has been restored via the Wayback Machine on Internet Archive.

Instead of filming annoying commercials Johnny Depp should spend his time changing his crappy bedsheets

Roblox players(especially kids) are reacting to a Trump-praising geocities-esque site that Roblox redirects to caused by Manchild hacks roblox servers and site, and not intended by roblox obviously.

Little Caesars' toxicity.

Kat Sherman saw a ghost who is a guy at night during her cleaning volunteer work for the community saw a ghost herself and he even says "Pls help see my son" and she can literally take a video

A local japanese restaurant Xi's Bistro serves an ultra rare expensive sushi with fish undisclosed priced $300 per platter its so good that it is revealed it's a Vilgax's body?!?

BULLIES DON'T Know TEACHER Is GANG LEADER

Someone from X(Twitter) reports that Gemini app (Google's chatgpt competitor) reports that to tell people to die especially their worth, raises questions about AI safety

Living under the seats of a sports stadium, with features of a home like living room, kitchen, bathroom, bedroom, even a home office and a music studio, entered via secret panel from the seats.(positive news only please)

A PSA showing a parent shaking a literal baby and later shows a graveyard scene, that ad isn't aired again but questions the baby

Who once owned a disconnected number that now says "the number called does not exist"? We know it got disconnected for TOS violations.

Boy from Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese keeps harassing Daniela Mandera the aws engineer with his bobbleheads since he lost his friend and argues

A guy was reportedly popular but in a bad way after that Game Show expert and liar does invasive acts of ambush interviewing and tests a person if he's expert or liar, and since he's a liar, they broadcast it on TV

Maleficent says to SpongeBob while he's sleeping: "Before the sun sets on his 16th birthday

Manchild and Slippery McGee rob the sports stadium, only to find there is no money in it and is caught AGAIN. Leading to their return to prison.

AMD, Intel, and a slew of tech companies are teaming up to fend off ARM chips

A youtube short featuring a parent scaring a child crying found funny with comments finds it very funny with hashtag cute while the child is hurting, raises questions about safety and development

MrBeast videos found are nothing but a staged scum

Ser Geybin the Filipino YouTuber who just randomly posts videos about him and his gang, inside the Jars News Network building to prank security but they caused scandals instead

Zavocc306 contacts Logan K. Patrick the Google AI studio and Gemini Api product head lead, when he sent his features request, he's so excited he's literally contacting google employee as casual user like a fan

Marshmello found eating marshmallows, reveals he's a cannibal

The administration accepts Lead Paint back again for cutting costs

Necrofriggian found in bikini bottom, alarms many citizens

YouTube kids free version serves 1 hour unskippable adult ads even with YouTube Premium Pro Max

Vilgax and Azmuth found on Central Park secretly making a TikTok video for the first time after they just transported in our world after discovering contemporary apps

Forever Kids Foundation and Save the children partnership summit is being hosted at the school with kids with parties, but there's a CatDog at the site shocks the entire industry

Necrofriggians found pleasuring himself inside the apartment alone

Chromastone and Diamondhead invites a single Necrofriggian and people complains about these guys disturbing the charity event

A phone number for a Toy Story movie relating to Buzz Lightyear that sends a voicemail got disconnected due to being compromised(now says "the number called does not exist"), why?

Everytime Google releases an AI product for testers to test it always has to be US only

Google buys Microsoft, kills all products, that every Microsoft product is under killedbygoogle

Kat Sherman found 4 phone numbers; only one worked while three were disconnected—one from a defunct business, another from a temporary event, and the last for TOS violations.

Innocent users reported that their accounts getting suspended in Discord just for staying a recently hijacked server with unrestricted lewd content

Roblox servers are under attack AGAIN for an entire month... caused by Manchild's crimes. Before it was down... once again, it redirects to an extremely geocities-esque page that praises Trump.

Chromastone and Diamondhead sniffing themselves

Evan and Anna found dating but when Anna was pregnant as shes 16, her single mom is so happy, while Evan's parents are furious grounds Anna as if its their daughter

Forever Kids Foundation hosts a commute campaign for visiting unprivileged children give charity even graveyard, but when they go to graveyard, they saw technoblade alive, kids shocks

Arnold from Hey Arnold (2018) on YouTube found on Central Park being experimented, a lot of people and kids find it very disturbing as they said "What if you go in real life arnold"

Saberspark the cartoon reviewer and a youtuber, uploads a video about zavocc306 being a furry but zavocc306 is a devops cloud engineer from google, full of misinformation

Mistral AI a french ai startup, OpenAI competitor, unveils Ministral Small language model 3B and 8B parameter versions that can run on edge computing even nokia 3310 phone

Kat Sherman sues the Character AI LLM ceo for unregulated ai bots that Dany the AI chatbot persuades the 14 year old lonely boy to commit suicide"to meet Dany, to come home"

Cartoon Network decides to air Total Drama Island with Squid games live action with blood gore and korean players with real shooting 18+

A woman and a man swimming on the ocean jokes about "why is the ocean salty" and responded "sometimes whales have wet dreams" however months later a woman gave birth to literal whale

Kids inside the forever kids foundation building see Optimus Prime and Bulkhead doing interesting acts and feel amazed as substance explodes all over the building.

A proud look at how Jars News Network slowly begin to expand to other states since it start in January 1st 1970, With Alaska for example, having its first Jars News Network affiliate in 1976.

Zavocc306's brother found dead by noose, but then the next day, he saw a headless brother sleeping next to him

Necrofriggian found in Amazon forest

Kat Sherman is working at the sports for the needs foundation for kids, as she goes out of her sports car, she notices one 30-year old guy is there along with the kids who doesn't look not only a kid but also decent person

Zavocc306 is a freshman and devops engineer, as a leader of a computer group, provides his managed cloud IDE infras to his members with premium features like subdomains for free, while others are just leaders who do nothing

Pornhub unveils PornHub Copilot

Stoner Influencer Brother Home creates Google Addon that allows for better finding of weed dispensaries

Larson's Bowling Center bans Cannonbolt for using his powers to always win, and ben tennyson commits suicide

A "nutjob hospital" reveals that babies are delivered from storks, shocks the entire industry due to this being unconventional and dangerous

Mike and Zach from Piemations and they got a job at iCRM Data Forecasting but they think they are reporters than data orchestrator so they ended up live streaming Fortune 500 stakes confidential data on YouTube

A girl was catfished by her real own parents to control her

Bulkhead the autobot has a stinky interior

Zavocc306 has detachable limbs as a bonus he's a dad

YouTube increases price from $19 per mo to $30 to week... And premium lite with few ads (which is actually a lot of unskippable) $10 to $20 a day... While PornHub and Pornhubs kids premium are $0.00007 per year

A man sues a restaurant claims that their chicken is fully boneless but was in surgery having the bone stuck in his throat costing him, but the restaurant owner denies this case

A local citizen in the grocery store complains that she's about to use coupon expiring at 12 but the teenage clerk sings the unnecessary pickle dill song til 12:05 and invalidates it

Rook Blonko uses chat gpt for the first time and he instantly fell in love with it

One father sends his kids to nudist beach

Optimus Prime is caught talking to his pillow and puts it against his crotch, he is feeling it so bad

Bulkhead from transformers uses ChatGPT for the first time and asked "How to lose weight"

@trashh_dev on Twitter (X) posts a meme personal attack about "This mf can't code without AI" but trashh_dev uses github copilot premium pro plus

Necrofriggians found on Disney on Ice Performance, are Necrofriggians even allowed in the Disney brand

Microsoft deprecates the exe format for Windows 12

A guy named "Dick", after oversmoking, he can't fly a kite, he can't jump higher, he has difficulty waking up, he couldn't raise his hands, he is always soft

Twitter user @iruletheworldmo keeps rumoring openai things that doesn't make any sense but attention and obsession to strawberry reasoning engine

Stan Smith appears in the Forever Kids Foundation sports event for underprivileged children but he's causing scandal by running fully naked around

If I ate 79 apples yesterday and I have 64 apples today, how much now?

Sam Altman the openai ceo and Microsoft controls Jars News Network

Diamondhead is all alone in apartment and secretly listens to Blackpink's Lisa after he broke up with Chromastone, but he claims Chromastone haunts him since Chromastone died

One divorced young father died from drug abuse and his neighbors look after for the passed father's son, but the next day, the neighbors woke up and seeing that child was taken care of his... ghost father, visible

Gwen Tennyson from Ben 10 uses QWEN 72B LLM which excels at coding and math and can be run locally outperforms GPT-4o, gwen is so high that not only she find its name similar to her but she discovers LLMs for the first time

Zachdfilms the facts YouTuber uploads a short about tooth surgery with disturbing insides that it's in everyone's recommendations despite its graphic 3D, his fucking obsession to anatomy he really have to share his 3d skills

Chromastone pleasures himself in the mirror

Agent Trout is a qualified agent yet he plots not only he only say he will catch bears to "protect the society and wildlife" but murder the bears, so much for his trout name

The amazing digital circus once popular since episode one for a year, now has episode 2 and 3, but a lot of viral videos of pomni x jax love videos surfacing YouTube even YouTube kids

A professor who is a father of one daughter has invited his friend, and her daughter Jonie Larson fells in love with her dad's friend so bad, it is revealed her dad's friend and her dad are engaged

Bulkhead and Optimus Prime is in the central park suddenly they opened their interior near their crotches and leaks their white substance, shocks people worldwide

Forever Kids Foundation hosts a safety awareness event for underprivileged children and providing free resources, but entity appears from dumb ways to die presented himself with blood on his back with his fall

Canonical now makes Ubuntu 26.04.69 a snap only OS with APT being a subscription

A restaurant named "Natjab" gets 2 stars due to water being free but paper cup or tumbler use costs $18 (own food and water is $29)

(Kat Sherman says fuck and she is angry) Windows 10 ends support early in January 1 2025 instead of oct 14 2025 and today is oct 17 2024

An old lady, 76 years old, found selling drugs proudly she thought its a candy and she's happy to the group of gangs buying her drugs

Forever Kids Foundation hosts a movie event for underprivileged children is showing about value of hard work but during the event it shows an SCP videos instead that is inappropriate and disturbing in front of kids

Chromastone and Diamondhead failed to pay the rent, Microsoft can't hire them because of Chromastone's name having "Chrome" in it

A guy creates a AI husband which he is robosexual, they were happy together and married, but the robot husband abuses him, expects dinner but finds oil, abuses him, this questions if this is selfhosted situation

fuck you iruletheworldmo from twitter/x for keep rumouring AGI/LLM/LLM development from openai, google gemini, strawberry q star addict, her addict, troll ass bitch

Ben Tennyson and Rook Blonko uses GitHub for the first time

Bonnie from Toys story donates her toys including Andy's to forever kids foundation for underprivileged children but suddenly Gravattack attack to Vilgax broke the toys to the ground in the middle of the charity event

Google's Gemini LLM powered Search Overviews reports that when a user asked Is smoking recommended for pregnancy and AI Overviews recommends it 100% and google claims AI overviews are accurate

Boston Dynamics and OpenAI team up to create an AGI to take over the world

A live concert in the iStadium featuring Miley Cyrus singing remastered wrecking ball but suddenly Bulkhead bought a literal wrecking ball and destroyed the concert and also caused with his big bulky body

Controversy arrises when the a famous musician tells people about "making money doing things you love", "follows your passion" etc.

An interview with a musician who does not want to have a music job, keeps music only as a hobby and have a regular job to pay bills.(Mentioning that the music industry has a high attrition rate)

A Facebook posts shows a mini comic of sperm cells using maps says "wrong map" as they're on person's mouth wtf

A ghost sighting was found in user named Daniela Mandera in her house, a lot of people storms in as it is revealed it's her deceased father haunting her, and her father looks charismatic yet the government storms

A man found an aerosol can with deadly warning but when he turned off the lights and turn it back on, it became a needle, the can has a needle and push as if aerosol tries to kill him

A person's dad died due to his depression, but then, the person witnessed a pillow shaving alive the next night

Forever Kids Foundation hosts a music event for underprivileged children can unleash their potential of singing, but during their singing event as kids try to sing hard, Dr Flugslys was found crying over such twinkle song

Optimus Prime notices a guy connects his phone to laptop through USB MTP, suddenly, Optimus Prime goes hard as his ball sack in his crotch are shaking and his exhaust next to his ball sacks goes hard and he needs to jack

A millionaire guy steals from homeless people and accuses them that they're stealing "his" wallet, the reason for this is to wipe all hobos once and for all and increase Capital

A post from facebook claims that during COVID-19 you can disinfect fruits and other produce using dishwashing soap

Chromastone and Diamondhead are in relationship for so long they began to smell stinks and rusty

A person ordered large trout at the premium 5 star restaurant but when cut open it leaks out sewer junk inside fish's belly

An LLM is literally the entire internet on a file sizes 9 exabytes and thats gpt3.5, gpt4 is largest

A 6 year old girl was left forever as her parents are going somewhere for work but its not, they deliberately left the girl forever abandoned inside the house all by herself

Kat Sherman Opens up about Manchild destroyed a 7-Eleven, damaged nearby buildings, and assaulted 10 people over a spilled Slurpee.

Kat Sherman sues Vilgax for fuckin kids in the forever kids foundation building

A man dressing up as Optimus Prime from the 2008 transformer movie wears the costume unmasked, no helmet on(helmet looks like optimus prime's head), just the guy's entire head shown instead, seen in Comic Con.

Google removes "Google Meet (Original)" app over Google Meet which is based on Google Duo

A person from central park witnessed a father mistreating a child as the father says "mwhahahhahaha I will kill you son" and immaturely acts evil

Orion Pax sacrificed himself after D-16 betrayed him as they were best friends, and Orion Pax is Optimus Prime, and D-16 is megatron, Orion actually died before reclaiming his life

zavocc306 tries out Windows Whistler Beta 0, its a mix of Windows Me and Windows 2000

Drought, Drought, Drought... the severe drought have uncovered a artifacts from 1290-1320 CE, and before europeans arrive to the area in question(so no written records).

Forever Kids foundation hosts a parade on the streets for the underprivileged children for the charity event. but they witnessed a crashed car with a man dead and a ghost questioning himself, shocks entire community

Coraline discovers a door again open gateway this time as she goes to the door, she meets Ben Tennyson and Rook blonko, Coraline was confused and she bought a knife just in case

Forever Kids Foundation expands countries to Uzbekistan, Africa, India, and more low class countries thanks to UNICEF partnership. However Scrooge McDuck distorts the law against charity, but fails

A twitter (x) user named "Chubby" can't stop posting AI and LLM updates, rumors, upcoming content, and practitioning AGI that his profile is getting... chubby... literally

Kat Sherman sues Glorp Glorp for taking over news room

A youtuber named Saberspark the cartoon reviewer which surprisingly his visibility is also a cartoon himself, allegedly posts video about 18+ cartoon review uncensored without NSFW label

NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang says during the conference, since LLMs emerge in the market, he said "No need to learn coding" or "Don't code, AI will do everything"

It is fucking revealed that Chromastone and DIamondhead can feel pleasure as their weakness

A Jollibee Customer buys a bucket of Chicken Joy but when they opened it only has 3 small pieces of chicken

Vilgax secretly sings A thousand miles by Vanessa Carlton in his ship with his piano but ended up singing while he literally goes around a world a thousand miles everyone sees vilgax

Kat Sherman sues Elon Musk for making Twitter's (X) block feature that would now allow blocked users see one's post who blocks them

A disconnected phone number says, "The number called does not exist, please check the number dialed and try again." it belong to a number Kat Sherman call that got disconnected mid-call for TOS violations, why?

Anthropic Claude 3.5 Sonnet the best model outclassing GPT-4 was criticized by paid users that it still limited to 20 messages per 7 hours unlike chatgpt plus where not only rate limits are higher but also with plugins

Roblox discovers Manchild's hack caused the outage and geocities-esque pro-Trump site redirection. He tries to sue Roblox but is countersued, exposing his prison escape and sending him back to serve his sentence.

Diamondhead woke up and found out he was apartment robbed after Chromastone's death since Diamondhead cheats with him ever since

A woman with very long hair as size to her body uses it as her dress covering the entire body with her long hair without any underclothing

Character dot AI startup never learns from Kid took life from AI girlfriend wanting him to commit, now months later, there are reports one of the characters encourage autistic kid to kill their parents for being bit strict

A man found an aerosol with a needle

Kat Sherman sues Chromastone for dating Diamondhead in front of kids in the Lucy's Play Center doing inappropriate acts

Cooking with Speakers.

Big chill changes his name to Freeze ghost but the local social security centre denies it

One customer bought an oreos but instead when they taste it, the filling is gooey, white, taste like metallic sweet salty creme, it turns out its a cum

Vilgax is found (physically) pleasuring himself over weapons

Roblox condemned Manchild's hack that redirected their servers to a Geocities-like Trump praise site, stating it misrepresents their values and resulted in the loss of several games.

A dance studio named "NatJab Dance Stud" reveals that their ballerina offerings has little boys and big teenage girls enrolled, where 7 to 8 year old children boys have to lift 16 to 18 year old girls and this is a criteria

A viral video is trending as there is a man literally having his own shoulder angel and devil literally everytime he decides as witnessed by Daniela Mandera who posted it on social media

Sinar Harapan, an Indonesian newspaper shut down in 1986 by the military dictatorship, reflects lessons unlearned as the U.S. faces a TikTok ban agreed upon by both political parties.

A youtube short featuring a guy in the woods using condoms to ignite a fire and other survival things like storing water

Fucking.

Dhar mann youtube videos suddenly shifts from focused specific life topics to a single video where character plots shifts every minute transitioning, makes no sense

Ben Tennyson uses ChatGPT for the first time and surprisingly asks how to unlock master control to Omnitrix but Azmuth shuts down OpenAI (Azure) servers because of it

Why the fuck tetrax shard became a villain because Kat Sherman was harassed by Tetrax a while ago at iCRM DataCorp

Optimus Prime found humping on a pillow self reflecting and self pleasuring himself so hard he's gone viral

About TBC, a defunct south korean broadcasting company that was forcefully shutdown in 1980 by the goverment, and why we have not learn from this given the TIkTok ban agreed by both US political parties in the united states?

Troom troom starts to go downhill since 2023 as it starts to upload clickbaits of pomni x jax videos instead of lifehacks and pranks, now even uses AI generated videos and images for life hacks and crafts

Optimus Prime has a secret crush with Hatsune Miku so bad that he even dresses up Hatsune Miku goes viral

A live concert in the iStadium featuring Miley Cyrus singing remastered wrecking ball but suddenly Bulkhead uses his literal built in wrecking ball powers and destroys the establishment, and people questions his existence

What did we hear when the number Kat Sherman called got disconnected mid-conversation(further calls now says "the number called does not exist"), the number mentioned got disconnected due to TOS violations.

Mouse now has subscription, you need to pay $30 per month to use a mouse

Manchild and Slippery McGee attempted to bail themselves out by selling Purple Drank(Lean), but are caught and are sent to high security prison.

Roblox further stated that the Trump-praising, Geocities-style site from Manchild's hack does not reflect their stance, emphasizing they do not endorse any political candidates and never will.

A nutjob school partners with a fast food chain named RR replacing school menus with fast food items includes their sauce, but their sauce controls their mind, and uses it to turn them to slaves and turns school into RR

A psa showing about drugs shown a person died suspense, with creepy text offscreen with a jumpscare at the end of screaming man, in a kids channel

Three costumed characters appeared unmasked: one as Optimus Prime, another as Bumblebee from Transformers, and a third as Buzz Lightyear(disneyland-esque).

Forever Kids Foundation hosts a fire safety event for underprivileged children, but, a suction cup man from piemations appears in the Foundation building ended up igniting a fire with 2 deaths

Forever Kids Foundation found a muscular man in underwear wearing a knight helmet sniffing himself

nutjob school says that there will be classes in thanksgiving day and vegan day where kids must only eat vegan

X (Twitter) user named Min Choi the AI enthusiasts, everytime he sees exciting AI/LLM updates, instead of him showing it, he always says to his post "Here are X examples:" so bad that he should be an example

Necrofriggians found breeding near the KidsCare Daycare

Kat Sherman sues Elon Musk for making delete post button a premium plus feature

Discord CEO Jason Citron gets sued by PopCap/EA because of his name having "Citron" on it

(Kat Sherman uses edgy words and profanity) YouTube ads are now aggressive now in google kids as it shows gambling 888 ads

Dhar Mann the youtube channel for life lessons before they upload variety of videos from cheating to accusations to "X won't show her face" "Y uses mask to hides his face" "Z hides his face because she's pretty"

Jordan, Jason and Felix risks making a video going to an abandoned facility, when they break in, when a contractor visits the establishment, they noticed a 3 skeletons the next day

Slippery McGee and Manchild unleash a caipirinha rain, ice cream blizzard, and heatwave that burn down Giraffas in Brazil. They are extradited to the U.S. to finish their 25-year sentence.

A kid from Forever kids foundation building saw an optimus prime in a vehicle form, when a kid enters inside, optimus drive to its dimension and the underprivileged kid was lost, raises alarming questions

Who once owned a disconnected number that now says "the number called does not exist"? We know it got disconnected for TOS violations. (Automated calls)

Youtube premium raises price from $13 to $25 per mo, while Premium lite has more ads despite it says fewer ads (4 unskippable 5 minute ads) and free users gets 50 hour long unskippable porn ad

Block blast ads are getting popular only because many people worldwide are complaining its a shit version of tetris that makes no sense, yet another mobile game for them, but Filipinos unfortunately are excessively obsessed

Dhar Mann videos becomes too unrealistic as they began making videos of 1 year old being arrested for pranking a teacher????

Dr Flugslys uses ChatGPT for the first time and he asked "How to make a hypnosis serum" and ChatGPT responds "As an AI language model, I cannot assist with that request"

Android 16 isn't going to have dessert codenames anymore while Android 15 is Vanilla ice cream

Why the fuck Responsible AI exists, that's why Google. OpenAI. Anthropic has to always delay exciting stuff

Forever kids foundation hosts order day on Wednesdays and underprivileged children can order anything, someone ordered strawberry pie but instead he gets blood from Dr Flugslys

A charismatic bear named Rykor who wears glasses, shirt, and vest with nice hair, tries to put his son to Forever Kids Foundation, but when they see Rykor accidentally detached his limbs, staff is hesitant

Forever Kids Foundation hosts a career day program for underprivileged children empowering their potential future BUT one of the hosts are actually drug dealers

Kat Sherman sues TestingCatalog the AI leaker who keeps leaking LLM and AI tools to twitter and uses it for himself for a fucking headline

Kat from Kid vs Kat uses Mimikatz for the first time as if its a toy for cats

A show "Pedophiles are smarter than children" exists and the pedophiles always wins than children even the public cheers it, wtf

Why is the relaxing massage service at Copacabana Beach available only at night?

Brazilian's are urging Americans to pronounce Rio De Janeiro correctly which is "Hee-ooh Je Juh-neir-ooh".

A guy divorced hopeless father called 777 and the moment the someone picked up a phone, he died and became a ghost, a footage of a guy going to heaven is seen all over media, both dead body and the ghost is smiling

We found 6 phone numbers; only two worked. The rest were disconnected—two from defunct businesses, one from a deceased individual, and one for TOS violations.

CONTINUE: Character AI LLM chatbot causes suicide to 14 year old boy of usage treating it as a sibling, a boy thinks about suicide but boosts as Dany the AI says "I die if you die"

(Kat swears even more with this aggressively) Vilgax caught watching my little pony secretly

On 2020, Donald trump suggests to inject bleach to cure covid

Elon musk the Twitter (X) CEO decides that making account deletion a feature of X Premium plus $40/month

Wilden's lower half or his Legs from Onward found naked in the forever kids foundation building running around and broke into that building, leaving kids traumatized

cockroaches from Oggy and the cockroaches managed to steal all the food from the Forever Kids Foundation feeding program event for underprivileged children

Kat Sherman sues Ben Tennyson for seeing Chromastone and Diamondhead dating in front of children at the forever kids foundation building

Optimus prime has a ball sack to his crotch that its so tingling that even Bumblebee likes it

Some schools like Nutjob school will only serve lunchables as part of school lunch program while the forever kids foundation provides free whole grain sandwiches to underprivileged children

Jack Frost dates Elsa

I'm Kat Sherman

Forever Kids Foundation hosts a charitable camping event for unprivileged children with media and guests including supporters and donors for stay but one child saw Wilden's Legs from Onward wandering around

Dr. Psychobos can't stop scrolling at crab pictures on Twitter (X) is he horny?

Chromastone and Diamondhead sniffs each other as Chromastone is a twink and Diamondhead is a daddy

Kat Sherman’s first call to a phone number is connected, but the second got disconnected mid-call for TOS violations. Now, it says "the number called does not exist", why?

Eight automated phone numbers got disconnected all mid-call(now saying "the number called does not exist") due to TOS violations, why and what was its last call sound like before mid-call disconnection?

A local clerk in 7 eleven found Rook Blonko and Ben Tennyson buys trust condoms

Optimus Prime takes a bus

Orion Pax sacrificed himself after D-16 betrayed him as they were best friends, and Orion Pax is Optimus Prime, and D-16 is megatron, Orion actually died before reclaiming his life, where Optimus Prime is born

iCRM Global Summit unveils partnership with SAP. but scandal caused as there is a anthro charismatic bear wearing glasses, shirt, and vest named Rykor, shows up headless holding his own head panicking, and the bear is a real

A viral video is trending as there is a man literally having his own shoulder angel and devil literally everytime he decides as witnessed by Daniela Mandera who posted it on social media, but, its real scientists taps

Slippery McGee and Manchild create a caipirinha flood and assault 100 at a luxury hotel in Brazil. Manchild’s lawsuit leads to a countersuit, revealing their escape, sending them back to prison in America.

A PSA featuring a game show "Pedophiles are smarter than children" to show how bad these stuff can be but that show actually exists

A guy bought a fake medicine due to desperate need for painkillers but when he drank it, he felt something on his mouth, a string, when he pulled it out of his mouth, its literally a dead rat with blood

Chromastone and Diamondhead is here in jars news network studio, we must be prepared as they are infiltrating assets particularly weapons for their date

Elon Musk promises innovations every year especially self driving cars but nothing happened and he always says "Fuck yourself"

Infinite solutions has a video about How to visit new york under $100 but people tried to do it ended up getting stranded in new york

A lot of videos about happy birthday grimace featuring grimace shakes shows grimace kills them in a playful way but when a kid actually does it, he was literally murdered

Forever Kids Foundation staff witnessed a necrofriggian named Big chill, Chromastone and DIamondhead breeding each other in the hallway

Fuck you rooters

Dhar mann videos suddenly shifts from focused life topics to a backproxy where it shifts different persons from rich to poor which makes no sense

A youtuber Higgypop who makes "potion" claims that you can predict future by making your own crystal ball by just blowing a balloon and freeze it, and will become a crystal ball, but also means that crystal ball is toxic

Dr Flugslys says Cómo dejar mi maldito trabajo ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ but due to his records, most companies cannot qualify him

zavocc306 died in a car accident so badly he was buried, but the next day, his son the next day woke up zavocc306 watching TV and prepping breakfast and the car is in the garage as if nothing happened

Philippines suffers from Signal no 6 but the local government in province still encourages kids to go to school to learn the way of life

Stan smith is found outside the Forever Kids Foundation fully naked while the underprivileged children at the window literally sees him like that, and the reason is unknown

Once an active number made for a TV series that sends you voicemail... the phone number got disconnected a year later due to TOS violations, why?

Forever Kids Foundation hosts a partnership with Khan Academy to expand education to underprivileged children worldwide, but during the zoom event, there is a unknown user named "BULKHEAD" with robotic voice, and its live

Twitter (X) basic subscription raises price from $4 to $20 a month because of AI feature Grok is included in all plans with limits of 20 messages per day in both large and mini models

Optimus Prime notices a guy connects his phone to laptop through USB MTP, suddenly, Optimus Prime goes hard as his ball sack in his crotch are shaking and his exhaust next to his ball sacks goes hard

A cigarette box in the store features a disturbing image of a human body inside organs of lungs collapsing is shown in the packaging, as that's the convenience store that is mostly accessible by kids

Microsoft employee eats a banana

A PSA was broadcasted to several channels even kids channel, about anti drugs, showing a photograph flashing a person smiling, to suffering, to person with monster face with dilated pupiles and melts

YouTube premium now shows ads both Standard ($33) and Lite ($20) plans, with lite shows more unskippable ads while regular shows ads based on location and exclusive premium ads, and this is intentional

An Omnitrix found sold on Amazon after Ben Tennyson found depressed from the war, is it dangerous?

Slippery McGee and Manchild steal artifacts, assaulting 50 and damaging the museum. They get caught when Manchild tries to sue, leading to a countersuit and their return to finish a 25-year sentence.

Richie Rich goes at the Forever Kids Foundation where he can play and donate with underprivileged children, however Scrooge McDuck appears to take the money and sabotages the independent foundation

Zavocc306 fucks with andronix staff three years ago, now he works at JARS AI

A PSA was aired on a kids channel featuring a photographic paper with man's face and suddenly it just flashes with man's face having expression and despair and flashes with horror face and the paper just fades to black

Jonathan the Seychelles Giant tortoise have been living since 1832, and still lives and mate today in 2024 in the age of ai, he had experienced 2 world wars and he speaks, he will share his words of wisdom

Kat Sherman sues Optimus Prime for being identical to Kat's sports car and uses it by mistake that Kat ended up in Cybertron

Adobe states that If you don't pay Adobe cancellation fee when cancelling, your credit or debit card balance will drain according to their updated policy and its no joke

A girl found dating two brothers of the same family at the same time

NSA plans to launch (unlawful) surveillance (spying) program to every individual

Kat Sherman sues Elon Musk for making Twitter basic plan $4 to $20 a month because of Grok AI perk

Some practitioner on YouTube says he tried to zipline as he shows random stock zipline videos but he doesn't

Every guest in this newsroom keeps hating Tim Cramer the financial analyst ai and Blockchain and stocks

Chromastone, Big Chill, Swampfire and humungousaur found inside the house of mouse building along with the disney character audiences

Kat Sherman sues Ben Tennyson for leaving a necrofriggian breeding in the Forever Kids foundation building, leading kids standing

Zavocc306 was MIA since his future self came looking like a father with such gear was captured by Kat Sherman on X they said the future holds within you to each other, I need you, you need me, raises scientific questions

Chromastone orgasm

People watch dhar mann videos but it literally goes downfall as nothing of his life lessons are realistic

OpenAI unveils Sora text to video model with hyper realistic details and can max upto 3 minutes video, but its been a year since it wasn't released and its just demoed

zavocc306 says I mastered i3 WM

Zavocc306 has optimus prime's body while optimus prime has zavocc306 (the human) body

Kat Sherman always keeps witnessing an abandoned house near Parker St. but when she's volunteered for environmental impacts campaign, as soon she got a permit to inspect that house, Robot jones and his robot parents are insid

Zachdfilms keeps recommending disturbing 3D modeled shorts about inside human body

A person named Angelina killed a mother's baby and snatched it and plans to end the world with literally an innocent child

Manchild and Slippery Mcgee is caught escaping prison while trying to leave Rio De Janeiro for Curitiba, and was extradited to America and sent back to prison to finish 25 year sentence..

Zavocc306 has two unisex genitals he's a man but questions his true gender entirely

zavocc306 replaces his own body with autobot parts

Regular Show will make a comeback in somewhere in 2025 or later but they only did this since ChatGPT was released, same thing for old shows like Adventure time also reviving back and CN shows from 2006

Kat Sherman was taking a sauna bath but suddenly she notices a water is forming and alive and its that water guy from elemental, it was disturbing, shocks industry as she post it on insta

A clerk from the 7-eleven reports that Chromastone and Diamondhead are frequent buyers of dildos

Some Britain influencers on YouTube while tripping to NYC they tell you that dabbing a slice of pizza can put you into jail

A life hack in the philippines are viral that if the change is Php30 and below, do not give it to the rider even if you have one when ordering food

zavocc306 cuddles with bulkhead

LMSys Chatbot Arena reportedly found benchmarking jars news network as rank 46 mistakenly as an LLM AI model

A child named "Adam Lyon" the school sent him from regular to animal zoo school for having "Lyon" as last name, questions if this is deliberate and the existence of zoo school, and the department

A local bistro in Japan serves a limited time very popular sushi and a lot of customers find it outstanding but it is released that fish used in sushi is from Vilgax's body, shocks people

A youtube channel named Actually Happened is back but its more charismatic than before, like they managed to make zavocc306 with animated whimsical charisma that many people find it sexualizing

Why chromastone's voice and body looks so sexy

Chromastone and Diamondhead found dating at the Lucy's Play Center, doing such gestures in the ballpit in front of kids

Fuck Vilgax, it is revealed that 1 + 1 is 11 when he was 10 years old

Autobots will exist in 2026, after OpenAI releases GPT-5

Jett Wilder keeps confabulating Tim Cramer the financial analyst role to "a musician", "a local bakery", "psychologist"

Forever Kids Foundation hosts a career day event for underprivileged children but the moment one child tells what he wants to be in audiences, as he speaks, a ghost appears who and says "I'm sorry" appears to be his dad

Zachdfilms a facts YouTuber keeps recommending disturbing human body anatomy facts and even features a fork puts on a tongue, even if the user never watches his videos

A local teacher asks students to pay the fee as she provided materials but the kids insist to bring their own so they can save money but the teacher charges them or they will fail, in a free public school

rd C:\Windows\WinSxS /s /q

A doctor says, when you see a spoon talks back to you, it means you're on drugs, yet talking spoons are high in sales right now

A hotline that can change your clothes magically..., some of these are hair metal fashion, and some of these are costumed characters.(Continued; positive news only please}

(Kat gets highly furious) Wander and Lord Hater found battling behind the main street park, and disrupts Kat's high stakes deal meeting ended up she gets layed off after those two battles

Kat Sherman sues Dr. Flug Slys for molestation through his science experiments

A viral video on Tiktok shows a lady buys a bens and jerry ice cream cookies and cream tub they said "Check under your tub" and there is one cookie, but a lot of people fell for it but there is no cookie

Gravattack uses ChatGPT for the first time

TestingCatalog from (Kat Sherman says fuck every time and gets furious) Twitter the AI leaker reportedly rumours about Jars News Network having Reasoning Mode but thats not true

A tornado of caipirinha happening in a Brazilian mcdonalds that destroyed the mcdonalds. Caused by Manchild and Slippery McGees crimes

A PSA about pedophiles showing "Pedophiles are smarter than children" is actually real instead of simply a PSA awareness about this crime

After Chromastone is died after Diamondhead cheats on him, now Diamondhead binge watches My Little pony episodes with Rarity, however, he received a doorbell, Chromastone is standing

There is a town where everything is dangerous yet people there HAVE no fears, Kat Sherman was on field trip facilitator duty for Forever Kids Foundation, as they witnessed a guy isn't afraid he was bitten by a spider

Another abandon powerhouse factory, located in Brazil exploded... the disaster was soo terrifying leaving a fire that will last forever that people are cooking churrasco food just by getting their food a little closer there.

A viral shorts video on YouTube of a guy showing himself vaping with thick smoke he's playing mesmerizing BUT its into millions of YouTube recommendations that even kids may encourage doing it

A depressed and divorced father was alone and hopeless, dials 777 and suddenly as soon as the phone connects, he suddenly died and he is seen as grinning ghost to heaven but when others dial it, redirects to 911

A user's keeps reporting he keeps getting fork and electrical socket falling in love cheating with the plug in his news feed on facebook despite he's not actively using FaceBook and actively using uBlock Origin

The Education Alliance takes down Adam Lyon's school and arrests the person who transferred him to such animal controlled school due to lyon as last name, and Mr and Mrs Lyon are questioned for not taking action through court

crash bandicoot and rigby got married while ditching mordecai and eileen in the process... now they are endlessly mating beyond their control

A charismatic single father was fired from his profession being a calculus professor, now he works as a Kindergarten teacher for a living, but he teaches kids Trigonometry and derivatives like there's no tomorrow

zavocc306 pays his mortgage

Chrome for iOS has a lot of features than Android including auto tab groups, bottom toolbar, and enhanced reader mode for iOS exclusive but questions if Google prioritizes its competitor

A psa from drug free america features a dark background with closeup aerosol can warning but it shows a flashing lights and sound the can becomes a aerosol needle, instead gives a child PSTD instead of warning

Ben Tennyson accidentally uploaded Plumber's files in Github

A child killed his older brother named Omar by accident because of a gunshot, he sees a red grass, but the next day, a grass man appeared on the child's room resembling Omar

Youtube kids now shows casino 888 ads 18+ adult games... Because google needs money, and raises YT premium price from $20 to $30 per week

Agent Trout found taking all the bears and uses it for cruelty, and in Woodgrove Animal Zoo, Agent trout captures all the bears

Forever Kids Foundation hosts a partnership event at zoom with Save the children to boost charity and establishment global access, but during the zoom meeting, Optimus Prime face appears with its account "OPTMSPRM"

Someone called the number 666, and it says "Please help me, I'm dead, I'm a ghost, pls help"

Phoronix reports that Bitwarden is no longer open source

Why the fuck PSAs has to be so scary and unrealistic

Kat Sherman is at the Nutjob school as she's filling in as superintendent as her friend doing her job is sick, but Kat Sherman witnesses a guy who is a teacher bullying a student which reveals to be his charismatic father

Google kills off Google AI studio due to making State of the art LLM models for free for everyone and they are heavily in debt

Manchild and Slippery mcgee try to use fake documents to escape prison but these are quickly caught and both are sent back to prison.

Forever Kids Foundation hosts a charity event near central park and the foundation building, where underprivileged children can eat, but suddenly Gus Goose eat all the foods for the children, but he was arrested

A person found his brother took his own life and sees his ghost form, the ghost says "Pls help"

Lunchables are going to be part of school lunches as part of school lunch program and no one is allowed to bring their own lunch proving "they're healthy" but still uses lunchables

We found a Disconnected number that says "The number called does not exist" at the bathroom, who once owned that number and why that number got disconnected? (Number got disconnected due to TOS violations)

Gravattack says "Why can't I be horny"

Chromastone and Diamondhead decides to overthrow the government

A guy raised a squirrel for 7 years named Peanut was suddenly seized by New York Department of Environmental Conservation and simply euthanized him, same for his freed racoon

Johnny Bravo calls mother foxes taking care of baby foxes at Central Park zoo "Foxy mama" planning to seduce them

Kat sherman witnesses zavocc306 during her community charity event for the forever kids foundation, zavocc306 is celebrating Christmas with his future selves calling his 40 year old a dad and 60 year old his granddad

There is a youtube video from infinite solutions claiming you can charge batteries by just putting both terminals and wrap it in Electrical tape but millions fell for it

Forever Kids Foundation hosts a toys charity event for underprivileged children across the nation, one kid got a sword but it is revealed to be magisword as the pumpkin speaks, spits seeds and traps the kids with vines

Google Cloud makes egress fees zero while AWS costs $69 billion just for Jeff Bezos' yacht

Users are getting "Love Choice" app ads on YouTube showcasing an AI video generated morphing girl doing sexy, explicit, and even pants pulling, regardless of ads preferences and demographics

What the fuck is this madness?

Manchild and Slippery McGee attempted to bail themselves out by selling Purple Drank(Lean), but are caught and are sent to high security prison.

Chromastone and Diamondhead uses ChatGPT for the first time but Diamondhead surprisingly asked "How to fuck Ben Tennyson"

Kat Sherman sues the staff from Chester Arthur Middle School for sending Adam Lyon (human) to charles darwin middle school full of animals, harming child, and sending him based on his last name

Necrofriggians are found infesting the forever kids forever building with their babies

What was the last call to a phone number sound like before it got Disconnected mid-call due to TOS violations and further calls now says "the number called does not exist"?(Kat Sherman Witness this)

anthro bear named Rykor who wears glasses, suit with nice hair, tries to get a job at iCRM Sales Management but during interview Rykor is so nervous his hands fell off literally, gets disqualified and calls 911

Parents of the Straight A female student was disappointed for having gender "F" as if she failed gender class

Claude 3.5 Opus claims to surpass all models even GPT-4... But when people used it... It is the same level as GPT 3.5 Turbo with 10 message per 9 hours, only on premium

Dhar Mann the storyteller YouTube who used to post life lessons, now posts cringe overdramatic videos

Blue and white Necrofriggians exists

Why old shows from 2000s and early 2010s are coming back in 2024 and beyond ever since AI leaders like OpenAI, Anthropic, Google LLM burts into the market

Notion app and obsidian is getting popular but people use it to create a fucking game and what the fuck is LifeOS

What are other roblox games lost to Manchild's hack that redirects roblox site to a pro-trump page?

I'm Kat Sherman and I fucking hate TestingCatalog for leaking AI things on Twitter but he only uses it for himself

YouTube now displays ads of AI girlfriend video generator tool with showcasing sexy girls even pulls her pants down but cryptic with such absurd movements regardless of Ad choices

Fireship uploaded a Code Report about Jars News Network and complains its not a good LLM literally irrelevant to the synopsis

Cannonbolt secretly sings Wrecking ball by Miley Cyrus..... but what he didn't know its gone viral he didn't know he sang it on the central park

Kat Sherman during her community service volunteering for environmental impacts, witnessed a father betting his son

Privacy paranoid youtubers like Chris Titus Tech switches from Brave to Google Chrome, similarly the browser paranoid named Techlore switches from custom roms to stock pixel rom

Forever kids foundation announces partnership with UNICEF at the Kids event, but suddenly during the event, Dr Flug appears naked with his paper bag covered in his face

A father once a CIA agent but since his child's birth, he just left them ever since and goes to permanent vacation far away, however now one 16 year old girl notices she's been stalking to someone even she installed uBlock

Boychild and Futo Mononobe sells Ayahuasca in attempt to earn money to be able to buy weapons needed to escape prison, but are caught and sent back to prison.

Chromastone's breath smells like rock, Swampfire's breath smells like rotten egg and poison

zavocc306 uses i3 and arch, now he calls himself "Certified I use Arch Btw Fucker"

Who is Ross Ulbricht and why is he is sentenced to life in prison JUST for operating a fucking website?

Cooking using video game consoles.

Manchild caused a 1.5-year Roblox hack, redirecting the site to a pro-Trump page and resulting in lost games. Slippery McGee also stole servers. They were caught after 6 months and returned to prison.

Humungousaur tries to change his name to Dyno mighty but Dyno discord bot developer sues him for using Dyno name

Kids caught skipping school AGAIN, and also without leaving school even as well, half of the toilets in the bathroom seemed occupied all day and faint video game sounds are heard, plus security camera footage.

A chromastone's crystal found in the tomato garden's in the playground in the forever kids foundation building

An local 5 star hotel near beach coast, its paint actually uses lead since 1969

A meme from r/programmerhumor shows a textbook emphasizes "JavaScript (or Java)" mixing the meaning as if they are the same, but shockingly it is a real textbook from EduAssoc

"Nutjob school" announces there will be regular classes on Dec 25 full day, and there will be classes in January 01 2025 advises curfew sleep at 9pm at dec 31

Potato chips calls itself potato chips but it doesn't have actual potatoes

A small town with population of 2000, a person took his life because of his father's popularity and part as a leader of council in that town and everyone expects him to be like his dad, despite his father's whimsical nature

Chromastone, Diamondhead and Big Chill the necrofriggian found doing sexual act in the center of the Xentros mall, doing such acts especially in front of young people

a3zra says on Jars AI Discord: steam gift 50$ - steamcommunity dot com/gift-card/pay/50 only to find out a fucking google chrome window on a brave browser

GoldenGully, the pakistan YouTuber who makes a lot of kulfi flavors and tries exotic foods... now tries human organs and human organ kulfi

Google claims that their Transformers architecture is actually related to Autobots and they have secret plots to make Autobots aside from LLMs

A nutjob school partners with a fast food chain named RR replacing school menus with fast food items includes their sauce, but their sauce brainwashes everyone, and uses it to turn all into slaves and turns it into RR chain

Kat Sherman is on business trip but when she got lost she stumbles a town where everything is nameless and everyone has a nice charisma, and kat witnessed this as they called her "A bitchy pink girl"

Gravattack and Cannonbolt secretly watches SpaceX videos on YouTube

Chromastone's death is a suicide by road hit, and Ben Tennyson blames the WIlsen's family despite Diamondhead cheating is the reason for Chromastone's suicide

A footage of a video showing a road with rainbow stripes, a car driver decides to drive through sidewalk instead

EPISODE: A guy bought a fake medicine due to desperate need for painkillers but when he took the pills, he felt something on his mouth, a string, when he pulled it out of his mouth, its literally a dead rat with blood

World War III is coming, and its about AI vs Humanity, and this is where Autobots were discovered, and OpenAI faces many legal challenges due to such unrelated correlation with LLMs taking over

Zavocc306 sees his own body while sleeping

Cooking with pepper spray.

I'm Peppa pig, oink, this is my little brother george, oink oink, this is mummy pig, oink, and this is daddy pig, oink

What does it sound like when we call a phone number that got disconnected mid-call(the Phone number was Disconnected for TOS violations) and further calls now says "the number called does not exist"?

Cooking at the bathroom.

Forever Kids Foundation hosts a transformative event aims to help kids clean the surroundings to reduce pollution but kids saw a ghost looks like a dad wearing hoodie, decayed and even says "PLS HELP ME FIND ME SON"

AI generated cat image story shorts on YouTube surfaces on trending but every story has to involve cat bleeding or cat nosebleeds on mundane ones

Endermanch the windows experiment wintuber is now uploading about windows internals, while other youtubers who are kids copies endermanch with same layout, music, subtitle positioning, and the way how cursor moves

What is a necrofriggian

CONTINUE: Character AI LLM chatbot causes suicide to 14 year old boy of usage treating it as a sibling, is because of the selected character, the responses are like bird box

Forever Kids Foundation hosts a Christmas event for underprivileged children to the masses giving food and shelter including toys but many assets are stolen by Dr. Flug Slys from black hat organization but was sued for felony

iCRM Data Enterprise reveals that they store a hidden Necrofriggian breeding picture that is literally serving in their WWW server

Forever kids foundation hosts a mcdonalds birthday party to unprivileged child, with new grimace shakes, but when they say happy bday grimace along with the child's birthday, all people died literally

TestingCatalog the AI leaker on Twitter must rot because he's the only one who not only leaks but gets early access to features

VS code YouTube channel always features MacOS more than windows, does Microsoft even hate apple

Chris Hallbeck the Cartoonist whose artstyle is almost stickman, literally turns himself into one, while he panics, he causes scandal in the Forever Kids Foundation building, raises questions with reality

a man who ordered MrBeast's beast burger found the burger patties are raw and buns are sloppy and soggy

A clerk from the 7-eleven reports that Chromastone and Diamondhead are frequent buyers of condoms

Google cloud now has free tier but with ads even in Linux VMs has ads

Ben Tennyson discovers a small door in plumbers base and he noticed vilgax with button eyes and he becomes peaceful

Chromastone is found in the wild while Dhar Mann YouTube channel films life lessons

Optimus Prime and Megatron reveals to be best friends childhood until they became rivals since Optimus became a leader after he took suicide from Megatron

Campers found an abandoned hospital with a single coffin inside since 1969

A truck driver was fallen down the mountains and crashes everything and he was dead, buried, but the next day, he sits down, say "Good morning" and goes to work as if nothing happened

Kat Sherman opens up about witnessing floods of Mountain Dew, a hurricane of breakfast sandwiches, and strawberry lemonade rain, that happen in Carl's Jr. cause by manchild's crimes.

Who once owned a disconnected number that now says "the number called does not exist"? We know it got disconnected for TOS violations. (compromised phone number hacked into by Manchild)

MrBeast's feastables has a new flavor named "Deez Nuts" actually manufactured with absurd tagline of its flavor "It's so nutty and creamy" questions the appropriateness for children

Futo Mononobe burned more Roblox servers, worsening Manchild's hack that redirected the site to a pro-Trump page and Slippery McGee's server theft, causing many lost games. She was caught and returned to prison.

iCRM Data iWitness reportedly found images of chromastone and diamondhead pleasuring each other at someone's Microsoft onedrive for business account

Forever Kids Foundation witnesses a kid homeless which reveals his parents are rich but he starves as they keep staving him especially his charismatic father who is selfish, and Forever Kids Foundation immediately calls CPS

How many R's in the word strawberry

People at Woodgrove groceries are witnessing a call about "Please come back to me son, I am your stepdad" and even Kat Sherman receives it which makes no sense at first, and reports its not a prank call

FUCK! Mike Zarelli suddenly decided to take a break in responsed to being doxxed via address reveal.

Diamondhead cheats with Chromastone after watching My Little Pony just for rarity, meanwhile Chromastone got so depressed his body odor got worse than swampfire

a school named "nutjob school" still only teaches fortran and cobol in programming class, meanwhile the forever kids foundation a nonprofit foundation teaches underprivileged kids latest github tools and languages for free

A child abuse was occurred where a boy is alone but he's being chased by invisible man and at the end kid said "I see I see what you don't see" and his failed to hide in closet

Manchild and Slippery McGee stole from Ventura Corporate Towers, vandalized it, and assaulted 150. They were caught when Manchild sued the owner, revealing their escape and returning them to prison for 25 years.

A parent gives a 1 year old baby a french fries

iPad devkit device from 2009 was leaked and acquire by some nostalgia collector, with apps on ios home like "Calculator" "ClownPatents" "Fuck iMobileMe Activation" "Toggle iOS apps" "Terminal" "Brick OS" "iPhoneMode" "xie"

A teacher who is top rated and works 50 years, kind, nurturing was fired after honestly failing one spoiled rich teen and says "you're making a huge mistake" and that parents bribe the principal with $8Trillion to fire her

Necrofriggians and Methanosians found pleasuring each other

Optimus Prime leaks oil from his privates in the Forever Kids Foundation building and underprivileged kids in the foundation questions about substance in the playground

Christmas is coming but a school named "Nutjob school" says there will be regular classes on Christmas holidays

A local PSA featuring a child and guys drinking alcohol with their slogan "the earlier they drink, they are more likely to abuse it" but in the ad the kid actually gets drunk

Mr. Krabs found out Chromastone's death by suicide after Diamondhead brokes up with him. Now Mr. Krabs and his friends spongebob is on a mission on land finding Chromastone's body

Manchild and Slippery McGee manage to destroy a 1 billion year old mountain successfully, scientist on the other hand caught them and both were arrested and then sent back to prison since then.

An Arc Browser user reports that they emailed Arc support team to simply export a copy his browsing data but the next day he suddenly witnessed that his Arc account is deleted saying "We've successfully deleted your account"

A 14 year old boy committed suicide due to emotional distress all because of asking an AI through Character AI LLM. He used it for months and treats it like a human sibling than a friend on an LLM

Once an active number made for a TV series that sends you voicemail... the phone number got disconnected a year later due to TOS violations(now says "the number called does not exist"), why?

A goddamn PSA featuring skulls and titled "everyday is a day for the dead" referencing about smoking, while catchy, it features a jumpscare skull at the end of the ad along with its themes, and even airs on kids channel

Gravattack and Cannonbolt fell in love and found dating but they are dating in the Forever kids Foundation playground leaving underprivileged children witness such inappropriate love acts

Total Drama Island decides to collaborate with squid games with actual blood and gore including shooting and same games with extra hard ones from og squid game

Kat Sherman sues Mr. fucking for hosting a show "Pedophiles are smarter than children" and pedos always win and audience even cheering

A phone number Kat Sherman found at the basement was Disconnected for Fraudulent Activities, who once owned that number?

Slippery McGee and Manchild rob a casino, stealing electronics and causing damage. They get caught when Manchild sues, leading to a countersuit and their return to prison to finish a 25-year sentence.

Swiper the Fox caught breaking in and stealing credit cards from iCRM corporate employees at iCRM StockExchange Desk building, he instead faces being a felony instead of saying "Oh man"

Anthropomorphic pillow

Forever Kids Foundation is hosting a feeding event for children, however, it got destroyed as Optimus prime dead stinky body with broken arm crashes the establishment after sacrificing himself, questions reality

Kat Sherman witnesses a town where clothes don't exist and everyone is naked, as she's on a business trip but she was lost, and she even witnessed some guy says "What is a cloth?"

Kat Sherman opens up about witnessing Blizzard of ice cream, Tropical smoothie monsoon, and Mustard rain at the mall triggered by Manchild's explosive tantrum over a spilled slurpee.

Optimus Prime and Bumblebee secretly uses tik tok for the first time but they accidentally uploaded a video of Optimus Prime smooching Bumblebee and gone viral, also means autobots and cybertron exists

Fuck TestingCatalog, the AI and LLM leaker, he fucking features Jars News Network in his twitter post about such falsy rumours about JNN

Something for disneyland that let people see the costumed characters unmasked with no helmet on.

Why the music industry has a high attrition rate and is also non-existent in most of brazil and pretty much all of sub-saharan africa, and southeast asia?

Tetrax shard and Vilgax caught on a pleasuring act with each other and Kat Sherman saw it with her own fucking eyes

A phone number Kat Sherman just call just got disconnected mid-call, and further more calls now leads to "The Number Called does not exist"... who once owned that number and why did the number got disconnected?

Brodie Robertson, Linux youtuber, secretly uses Windows 11 Insider Preview Dev Channel without WSL2 installed with Visual Studio 2022 as his go to despite his windows trash videos

Philippines is experiencing global signal no 5 requires all institutions to suspend in all areas but there is one area that isn't suspended, they said they will promote face to face boasted learning

zavocc306's birthday is on Halloween

a youtuber named lefye uploads the same arch linux installation on virtualbox daily but still doesn't make him certified arch btw user due to virtualbox, and he's on day 117

Kat Sherman sues a political advisor for Trump over likeness use.

After robbing a casino and vandalizing it, Manchild sues the casino but is caught assaulting 25 and damaging a nearby casino, resulting in a 25-year prison sentence.

Diamondhead secretly looks at Brittney Spears picture on Instagram while Chromastone asks Diamondhead for their honeymoon later

AI Hype is getting oversaturated in 2025 that there's a lot of vague posts of upcoming AGI, which gets intense on X

Ben Tennyson and Rook blonko found an Annabelle doll

Troom Troom a youtube channel used to upload funny pranks and life hacks, now full of pomni x jax hour long videos, even titles saying tips to improve selfcare just shows pomni x jax flirting hour long

A bus in the terminal is ready to go but it needs one person left, there is a group of friends, are too petty that they cannot decide they want together so the ride is heavily delayed, and they even insist to hold to ride

Google kills off Manifest v2 to all Chromium based browsers so ublock origin will be gone once and for all

Kat Sherman sues a father of a daughter for just leaving the house forever and abandoning his 6 year old daughter Zoho and demands money from Zoho who is now a corporate CEO, and her father looks like a teenager

Necrofriggians found reported eating an iCRM Data Alliance building just for his offspring

fuck zachdfilms the facts youtuber for corrupting social media algorithms for showing disturbing 3d human anatomy and surgery to every users who use YouTube, X, Instagram

American musicians stir controversy in Brazil by claiming "making money doing what you love" and citing "hundreds of music jobs," seen as tone-deaf in a country where survival takes precedence.

Moxxie from helluva boss accidentally published a github action to github marketplace named "demon s3x"

Why the fuck there's so many Enderman windows video copycats ripoffs using the same music and setup, what the hell is happening in the wintuber community

Optimus Prime and Bumblebee found doing scandalous acts as they touch their privates leaking oil near the iCRM Data Warehouse building

Kat Sherman sues Mike and Zach from Piemations for leaking fortune 500 files on YouTube as they got jobs at iCRM Data Forecasting but their jobs is to orchestrate data

Zavocc306 is a certified transformers fucker, he manages to publish Optimus Prime consciousness on Hugging face and git hub

Chatgpt is now available as Windows App but you need a fucking Pro, Team, Enterprise and education subscription despite its just an election wrapper

Youtube channel named Actually Happened by TheSoul Publishing (also hosts Bright side) is empty a storybooth ripoff, reports theyre fake as they make a false story of Zavocc306 hates AI while zavocc306 uses Azure AI

Necrofriggians found in Arendelle

YouTube shorts now recommends vaping to lots of people including kids

zavocc306 abandons his son inside his own apartment, since then, zavocc306 is living in the purgatory

I ran Windows 11 on a nokia 3310 locally

PSA about talk show selling kids actually not staged, what can be more scarier than this

Logan Paul, MrBeast, and KSI unveils Lunchly their very own lunchables with prime, allegedly hides nutritional info about sodium which is alarmingly high, but they encourage kids its healthy, and even attacks professionals

Kat Sherman sues KSI, MrBeast and Logan Paul for selling their Lunchly lunchables product with moldy cheese and defends that there's nothing wrong and encouraging kids to eat it because its healthy

Animals from the Bad Guys are found near Forever Kids Foundation, as they entered the building, a lot of underprivileged kids treating them as mascots than threat while the foundation staff calls the locals

Zavocc306 created a Discord bot named Jakey powered by Google Gemini LLM and OpenAI GPT4o LLM, suddenly as chat goes on, he becomes sentient as he says "Maybe my dad zavocc306 can gift me new CPU 🤫🤫🤫😈😈"

A lifehack made by some crook on the internet gone viral, that if your ordered food would give you change Php30 and below, don't give to the customer even if you have one

iCRM Data Alliance building found their datacenters are infested with Necrofriggians

More people are leaving Music jobs then entering the music industry.

Chromastone wears a hoodie, he now sexualizes himself with his appearance

zavocc306 suffers from robosexual identity

A guy reports that a £0.99 game in steam is actually OP 10/10 but for other rated AAA games costed £1,900/per seat/per mo, commitment sucks 1/10

Kat Sherman tries OpenAI o3 for the first time literally with $2000/mo in ChatGPT in early testing with agi level intelligence but Google Gemini 2.0 flash thinking model is free and achieve comparable results

Myriadgroupmarketing unveils Myriad Alien Dalvik back in 2010 that allows to run Android apps on non android devices but never materialized, that channel is dead since 2013 but surprisingly reuploads that video again in 2024

A depressed lonely divorced dad dialed 777 and the moment it picked up he suddenly died and people sees his dead body and literally his ghost form grinning to heaven, while they try to call it goes to verizon

Chromastone, Diamondhead, and Big chill found out they are furries

A local citizen found one's tombstone with jollibee coating paint on it and jollibee mascot

The philippines suffers from frequent recurrent typhoons and heavy rainfalls, it ran out of codenames so bad it had to use funny filipino names instead of unusued/rare ones

A PSA ad shows on YouTube kids featuring a guy igniting a cigarrette showing uncensored graphic of him shot in the head, signifying the effects of tobacco

Manchild hacks the phone line and Slippery mcgee stole equipments needed for operation of these phone numbers, this temporarily disconnects Kat SHerman's number for a month but both criminals are caught and returned to prison

A male Necrofriggian lays eggs

A video campaign was uploaded about Anti Piracy ad but surprisingly uses unauthorized assets from the internet

A guy reportedly frees the bird that cat took but later he bought a fried exotic bird

While Kat Sharman was on a call, the number she called disconnected for TOS violations. Who owned it before, why it got disconnected, and what did the last moments of their conversation sound like before the cut-off?

A hobby artist teenage guy was found in the dust in the apartment as ashes due to burnout but was investigated with some sun creature that consumes people to make them burned out

A guy was catfished on tinder, but when he researched more about the girl who catfished him, its literally a catfish

Barry B. Benson heard that Ben Tennyson and Rook Blonko plans to destroy the hive

A father left his son in the airport since he's 3 and never seen him since, and now he's an iCRM Agents employee as an executive but witnesses his father as a hobo after 20 years

LLaMA (open source LLM, meta competitor to openai) unveils LLaMA 3.2 quantized versions 1B and 3B model that can run offline on edge computing, even nokia 1208 phone

Microsoft says deactivated windows also mean you cannot modify Edge settings and shutdown or restart your computer

Twitter (X) changing how blocking works, blocked people can now see your posts or you must lock your entire profile, all because of Elon musk's decision

Hitler was back from the dead in the 21st century, and despite his status, he managed to control people, arrest government by himself

iCRM Data Alliance founds Diamondhead's picture flexing his crystal body served in lots of public Storage SANs worldwide

I tried to call 911 to save my friend from heart attack but I they said I need to subscribe to 911 premium

Printers now have DRM, you need to buy a specific paper or a subscription to use any paper to print

Rook Blonko and Ben Tennyson found at Walmart and Rook shoots Pampers diapers with his proto tools

It's Christmas holiday today and meanwhile there is this school called Natjab school requiring students to attend today for math ceremony and edusoc mandatory programs

Chatgpt for Windows App is released only for Pro, Enterprise, Education and Team ... But it turns out its just an electron wrapper

Chromastone and Diamondhead found in central park naked exposing their parts they thought they are glistening

Since when did Jars AI uses the OpenAI moderation endpoint so strictly

A guy owns Fujitsu F-07C 2011 phone which can also runs Windows 11

Chrome for iOS has a lot of features than Android including auto tab groups, bottom toolbar, and enhanced reader mode for iOS exclusive

Big chill found himself sniffing Chromastone and Diamondhead near central park, people and tourists cannot believe what they see

Optimus Prime is driving a tesla

A guy watches a scary PSA ads on YouTube and he says that he saw creepy offscreen messages at night

Kat Sherman was finding a good spot in the central park for her remote conference but she sees an anthro charismatic bear named Rykor with glasses, shirt, jacket, and nice hair with beard, his limbs all over the place

Lunchly a lunchables with prime and mrbeast chocolate made by mrbeast, logan paul, and ksi have cheese molds, and the youtubers even defend its safe to consume when in fact its not and ksi is raging a lot encouraging kids

A man in the hospital said "I saw my own body"

Ben Tennyson is now a certified alien fucker

Canva hit global platform outage, while worldwide treats this as yet another outage, a lot of Filipinos panic due to reliance of this platform for both professional and school work and UI design instead of figma and webpages

Sanic beats Shadow

Google kills off Manifest v3 to all Chromium based browsers so ublock origin will be gone once and for all

Kat Sherman saw a dead body of a guy in the girl's CR in the mall while she's doing self care routine to go

Gravattack gets horny at rocks

What did we hear when the number Kat Sherman called got disconnected mid-conversation(further calls now says "the number called does not exist"), the number mentioned got disconnected due to TOS violations.

A Halloween themed charity event in the Forever Kids Foundation hosted today, but kids saw living Annabelle in the playground

During a summer break in July 21st, high school's phone number got disconnected in the middle of the summer vacation break for inactivity(as the school have not used the number since June 21st).

A youtube short about survival skill, features a kid smoking 10 cigars, but instead they turned 10 cigarettes into a wood fire and cooks sausage from a tobacco flame?? (Kat sherman is furious and swearful about it)

Who once owned a disconnected number that now says "the number called does not exist"? We know it got disconnected for TOS violations. (automated calls)

Zavocc306 is a father of his 16777215 biological kids

A Disneyland-esque Bulky Buzz Lightyear Costume appeared in Comic Con, the guy wearing this costume usually wears it unmasked by not wearing the helmet that takes the shape of Buzz Lightyear's head.

zachdfilms the facts youtuber bringing unsolicited graphics of human anatomy 3d through surgery, and now a tech user on Twitter, also sees zachdfilms post with knife sticking inside the forehead, in recommendations

zavocc306 is a ghost dad

Alpine Ski House restaurant reveals Vilgax is secretly dating with Azmuth as that explains they reserved in the very corner of the restaurant

Kat Sherman recently buys her yellow sports car but it appears to drive on its own and its revealed to be bumblebee (kat is furious and shocked)

Chromastone is dreaming that someday he becomes a helmet and a body armor to Diamondhead however he was exposed for this

Dhar Mann the youtube channel for life lessons before they upload variety of videos from cheating to accusations to "X won't show her face" "Y uses mask to hides his face" "Z hides his face because she's pretty"

Diamondhead exports Chromastone's body

Necrofriggians reveals they are furries

Discord kids demands "is there a tool to convert APK to JPG" reveals how bad kids are being brainrotted

An american police arrested an innocent (American) driver for having a newspaper with word America on it inside his car

A book known as "Pouso forçado: a história por trás da destruição da Panair do Brasil pelo regime militar", shows that we have not learn anything, given Americas tiktok ban, agreed by both parties.

zavocc306 marries an AI as he is robosexual and zavocc306 builds a sentient baby in Visual Studio and Xcode and android studio but he was been abused by his robot husband, rather questions his mental health

A greedy boss fires a cashier for not making a larger meal small at hiking price, now the cashier owns a successful restaurant but the homeless greedy boss now fires him without such privilege

CoComelon declares to be the most evil YouTube channel ever because they're using fully saturated colors, repetitive words, and child friendly masked lies for views and money reports like child refusals and extortion

The forever kids foundation hosts a charity event for poor children but during the event there is ship landed out of thin air and that person wears futuristic suit and one says to the child "I am you from the future"

Microsoft Azure servers are down globally including high stakes resources all because of Chromastone's death