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For one day starting tomorrow, you can only use the letters L, M, N, O, and P. Using another letter that is not L, M, N, O, or P will result in banishment from the United States until the end of the day.
Drew sues Bob Barker for rigging the Cliffhangers game in 1999, and he has an AI-generated Janice Pennington to prove it.
Who can beat me in IRL mario kart (with actual blue shells)?
The UN is going to self destruct soon! What will you do to make sure it keeps going for like 100 years?
drew sues mr john for not letting him talk to the president on behalf of nasa
How do we stop child slavery (cocoa farming) in West Africa?
After 1 billion hours, the border gore in Baarle-Nassau has finally been fixed
the spratly islands have disappeared, but the philippines still claims them
what's the most yuge thing?everything is yuge!
All of the city council's laws have been overturned, the world is now anarchy
The newscasters plug NordVPN
everyone must now do the oregon trail "for a social studies project"
Jeopardy! cluewriters are insane: a clue yesterday was "DESPITE A BROKEN LEG, TOBEY MAGUIRE NAILED THIS ROMANIAN GIRL WITH THE OVER 300 YEAR OLD RETICULATED SLITHERER"
CHINA!!!!
Mark Rober's train goes cray cray
MrBeast
all policemen, judges, lawyers, teachers, city council members, leaders, doctors, firemen, and garbage people have disappeared
Drew sues Mr. Deviant Art, claiming that he deserves more follows than Jaiden Animations. This is the first time Drew has said an opinion against Jaiden.
The Card Players by Paul Cézanne. Signed and documentation
jett and drew have been found punching the lettuce at the local farm
Peach Blossom Beanie Baby
mark rober goes to jail
oh no jaiden animations has become hot
Can you beat Gotham Chess in Blindfolded Chess?
women are 10 times more fertile on their birthday
Can you win creator clash against idubbbbbbz?
every single item that was on Pawn JARS and Pawn Stars combined
Each person is plugging a product: Biden plugs Squarespace, Drew plugs HelloFresh, and Trump plugs RAID: Shadow Legends.
Mark Rober's train goes cray cray
HUNTER FIERI (SON OF GUY FIERI (PRONOUNCED "FEE" AS IN YOU HAVE A FEE, "EDDIE" AS IF YOUR NAME IS "EDDIE")) MURPHY
Drew sues Donald Trump for conscripting him. Rick Harraison is Drew's lawyer.
something relate to jack the ripper
Grandma's attic
drew is not sober and rebrands himself as fede vigevani's younger brother
do you see what i see
Drew sues George Washington for becoming the 1 dollar bill.
A tornado went through a local junkyard in Cleveland, Ohio. The tornado pooped out a Boeing 747. The newscasters use pregnancy related terms to describe the event.
Jett's name is now Weird Al Yankovic
(The newscasters plug RAID: Shadow Legends) Gas prices have increased by 1000%
Drew sues Mr. YouTube for removing his video parodying WatchMojo entitled "Top 10 Chicken Nugget Shapes".
No Malarkey!
The newscasters are reporting from the top of the empire state building, live for new year 2039
OH, NOOOO...! CANNED PINEAPPLE CHUNKS CAN BE FOUND IN THE MIDDLE PART OF MADONNA'S UNDERWEAR BECAUSE SHE CARRIED THIS DEADLY DISEASE
protein shake
here comes the sun
weather has just been outlawed
drew sues adult swim
theodd1sout
drew sues meg griffin, and everybody HATES meg griffin.
Listening to music at too low a volume is just as bad for your ears as listening at too high a volume.
100kg of astatine
"GOD DAMMIT GUMP! YOU'RE A GOD DAMN GENIUS! THAT'S THE MOST OUTSTANDING ANSWER I'VE EVER HEARD YOU MUST HAVE A GODDAMN IQ OF 160! YOU ARE GOD DAMN GIFTED PRIVATE GUMP! LISTEN UP PEOPLE!"
protein shake
Drew sues Mr. Spanish for asking him to speak Spanish in class when all he knows is "hola", "como estas", and "hola soy Dora".
Drew sues Mr. Politics for being asked to simulate nuclear war when all he knows about is donkeys and elephants.
I moved out to langley recently with a plain and simple dream
poison gas
I ran out of roses
drew sues the chicken nugget company for having 1 nugget being overcooked just about when he clearly ordered cooked, not overcooked
big baby has been found
chocolate makes you taller
Little Timmy, 1M, from China, solved the 12x12 Rubik's cube, blind, using one foot, in the middle of 200 alligators, in 0.63seconds.
Can you count to 1,034,912,485 in one sitting?
one of the dead sea scrolls
what will you do with the drunken sailor?
but that's just a theory, a jars theory
Dr. Emily Carter has been assassinated
Drew's 13,582 ex-wives have started a war against him
Big John Phone
HUNTER FIERI (SON OF GU"GOD DAMMIT GUMP! YOU'RE A GOD DAMN GENIUS! THAT'S THE MOST OUTSTANDING ANSWER I'VE EVER HEARD YOU MUST HAVE A GODDAMN IQ OF 160! YOU ARE GOD DAMN GIFTED PRIVATE GUMP! LISTEN UP PEOPLE!"
drew sues Mr. Minecraft for laughing at his idea to add firefliers into the game
Drew sues Judge Amelia Thompson for ruling all 1,397,209 of his cases "a waste of time".
the suit won by tim cramer on angry money (jars news network)
drew fat shames skyler and jett, also fat shaming tim cramer, and decides to build a jaiden animations only zone on the third floor of the jars office
does my head look like howie mandel's
we finally found the secret garden
will you press the big red button during your tenure in office
Tim Cramer has just died of a stroke, heart attack, migraine, depression, and cancer at the same time
Studies have shown that the sun is actually a sun, not a star.
two boeing airplanes get into a dogfight. nobody survived. the blame was put on boeing, not the pilots, and everyone at jars starts piling shit on boeing
The newscasters advertise RAID: Shadow Legends, NordVPN, Manscaped, Squarespace, and HelloFresh)
carnival owners were sentenced to jail for scamming people
CAN YOU CALL CHUCK E CHEESE AT 3 AM? GONE WRONG NOT CLICKBAIT
drew sues mr. science for refuting his theory of blahaj, animated with jaiden animations' drawing tablet
we're totally living in a simulation. what's your proof?
All of Thomas Edison's prototype lightbulb. Every bulb has a signature from Mr. Edison.
Dr. Emily Carter killed at a nightclub
Original printing of the Declaration of Indepndence, found at the back of a vintage painting. With actual signatures from Jay, Monroe, Washington, Adams, Franklin, Jefferson, Madison, Hamilton, and Burr.
mcdonalds or burger king
sir, a second plane has hit the jars news network office
Jacksfilms will not die. Studies have shown he's at the level of God.
The Premier League has been cancelled. Donald Trip says it's YUGE, because American Football can now invade Britain.
JacksFilms
Drew sues Mr. Construction guy for hooking him onto a crane, saying "it''s just a prank bro, do it for the vine"
the newscasters only use terms related to drinking games/beer pong to report on a missing child
TOM HANKS RECENTLY USED COCAINE TO GET THE SHAMPOO OUT OF THE SEVERED HEAD OF THIS NEWBORN'S HEAD. OH MY GOD I'M TOTALLY WIRED
Drew sues Mr. Sporcle because his quiz "300-question Blahaj Trivia" wasn't given an Editor's Pick.
OH, NOOOO...! CANNED PINEAPPLE CHUNKS CAN BE FOUND IN THE MIDDLE PART OF MADONNA'S UNDERWEAR BECAUSE SHE CARRIED THIS DEADLY DISEASE
I am actually a mosquito
martinis have been banne
5.972×10^24 kg of antimatter
TOM HANKS RECENTLY USED COCAINE TO GET THE SHAMPOO OUT OF THE SEVERED HEAD OF THIS NEWBORN'S HEAD. OH MY GOD I'M TOTALLY WIRED
Drew sues Mr. Robotics for putting him in detention, then creating a robot that traumatized Drew.
I broke the fourth wall
first ever music cd
jacksfilms
Happy 89th Birthday John!
1kg of Grandidierite
The SATs have been renamed to "You Can Cheat At These Exams, We Don't Care"
Bogo Sort has just been updated to sort perfectly first try, 100% of the time
conan o brien asked us this question: "is alex trebek totally wired?"
Can you predict the weather with 100% accuracy?
What will you do to make sure nobody dies next year?
All babies are born gay
Drew sues Mr. Economics, saying that nobody needs economics in life, because Tim Cramer's Angry Money program said that economy is the worst major.
marcus anderson asked this question: "what will you do to make the next election the next unicorn integrating ai and blockchain?"
Joe Biden and Donald Trump have squishy bones and scream AGHHHHH!.
Jaiden Animations just won a Jimmy MrBeast challenge
Drew sues Thomas Jefferson for having an affair with his wife 9 generations removed Janice.
the newscasters only use mathematical terms to report on the increasing gas prices
Drew sues Universal Studios for casting him as Boss Baby in the movie musical.
drew sues mr. english for making too many words in the english language, saying they should take notes from toki pona
Drew sues Mr. Johnson for making him play telephone while drunk
who can build the tallest tower
will you invest in the fuckall company of america?
BLAHAJ
Drew sues Mr. Sporcle for not giving his quiz about Blahaj dimensions an Editor's Pick.
James TheOdd1sOut
I made Serena cry to the point she Alt+F4d
Me Me Big Boy
the jares news network wants to change the jars news theme song
drew sues the beer company
Jett was found outside a strip club, and Skyler Brooks divorced Jett
Goren and Lincoln are incredibly drunk and cannot speak coherently
the newscasters only use scientific terms to report on the secession of florida
drew is drew sues the sun for being too bright
DUOLINGO HAS SNAPPED AND IS NOW GOING TO FIND IS ALL. WE WILL ALL VANISH UNLESS WE LEARN OUR SPANISH,
Mark Rober's plane goes cray cray
Drew sues Mr. JJ Olatunji, Mr. Simon Minter, Mr. Harry Lewis, Mr. Vikram Barn, and Mr. Tobi Brown for laughing in his face during a "Call the Sidemen' episode.
Jerry Seinfeld has just bought Microsoft
Drew sues Mr. Math for adding too many numbers, saying 1 is enough.
the voyager golden disc record (he won it in a high-stakes poker game. he lost, so he played truth or dare game where he successfully retrieved it from outer space, now wanted for space-tiume crimes)
CHYNA
Drew sues Mr. Vine for shutting down Vine, claiming that he was supposed to upload his first Vine on the day it was cancelled.
Jaiden Animations recently posted on twitter: "dgsbjiesbifjsehugsh". what's your opinion on this?
Drew is Drew sues Mr. Oxford for misdefining "drew" in the dictionary as "past tense of drew", not the correct meaning "a Blahaj and Jaiden superfan".
Drew sues McDonalds for adding E. coli and salmonella to his chicken nuggies.
the newscasters use only financial terms to report that biden has pressed the big red button
We decided to remove the letters X and Y from the alphabet
The Gutenberg Bible with a lot of documentation and proof
Drew sues Mr. Spanish for asking him to speak Spanish in class when all he knows is hola and buenos dias. Mr. Spanish only speaks in Spanish, even in court.
WE'RE SO BACK BABY, AFTER THAT BIG INTERRUPTION BY CASE OH AND SSSNIPERWOLF, WE'RE BACK BABY!
(Everybody screams AAAAAAAAAAi n all their lines!) What will you do about the sand crisis?
drew doesn't discriminate
can you break the fourth wall
missing finger found
jacksfilms
(speak in language that mimics the roman empire era, no technology, make it seem like we're in a BC era.) the roman empire is back, and it's planning to take gaul, greece, and carthage. what will you do?
who can finish a wipeout course?
the whole country of france. he won france by winning a game of blackjack against macron.
ronaldo did an impossible kick
japan is living in 2050, meanwhile some people think we're still living in 2000. what's wrong?
Drew sues Mr. Reddit for starting a civil war in his subreddit.
The entire JARS Network Studio, with the studios of Whosejar, Pawn JARS, JARS Tank, JARS News, Love Island, Election Showdown, Negotiator, Yes Chef, Fortune Teller, Natural World, and JARS Court studios
What is the price of a briefcase? The closest to the price without going over wins. (The price is $899)
Patrick Panini Peters of Yes Chef cooking show assassinaetd
what will you do to stop lionel messi from taking over the united states?
(the judge, the plaintiff, and the defendant only speak spanish for this episode).
all six bugatti type 41 royales
donald trump was found to have a 10 centimeter pp
Drew sues Mr. Baidu for banning him because he has low social credit, he doesn't live in China, he has no Chinese knowledge other than Ni Hao Kai Lan, and hates Chairman Mao.
jett quits jars news network: because all the news reporters have decided to quit, drew is replacing jett
I Like Guns
(Everybody speaks in broken English, or Engrish)
Every person named Bill died at the same time
Rafael's only lines are AAAAAAAAA! Drew gave him migraines backstage.
drew sues cbs
try not to laugh to this 24 hour marathon of funny clips
Let's go live to Tim Cramer. Tim goes on a rant about how pizzas will inflate the economy.
mark rober creates glitter bomb 7.0: he nuked austria
Drew sues Mr. Twitter for having multiple 8-year olds type "L + RATIO" on his tweet about abortion.
James TheOdd1sOut
Drew waifu pillow
Rick HarrAIson's childhood home (he bought it off zillow
drew learned to solve rubiks cube withn his feet
Drew sues Mr. Acting for not giving him the role which he was promised as the main character; he was asked to play a priest with three lines, and he's not even Christian.
TONY STARK BUILDS AN ARMORED SUIT TO HELP HELEN KELLER ESCAPE FROM GUANTANAMO BAY IN A SNOWSTORM
everybody has dementia (they repeat their lines and forget their agenda)
it was found that skyler brooks (jars news network person) killed dr emily carter
The JARS News Network's office has just been transported to space thanks to Mark Rober's squirrel Phat "Phantastic" Gus
100 kg of antimatter
clothes that grow with you
the aldi behind jars news network's office has turned into an audoi
According to the instructio
drew sues big john
who can rap better
Drew sues Mr. IRS for taking 75% of his earnings after winning, like, 6 billion dollars on Pawn JARS, which was already enough to pay back his losses against Kareem-Abdul Jabbar/
jaiden animation
pubic hairs can't burn
Strip clubs must now be demolished
the whole yamashita's gold with proof
What will you do to shitty television shows like "Night Out in the town" (A reality show of them eating out but drama gets caused swearing and other crazyness)?
the first blahaj
(Everyone speaks in broken English, or Engrish, like in Polandball comics, and also gramatically incorrect sentences! Be tolerant!)
Donald Trump calls Joe Biden "Sleepy Joe", making Joe sleep by saying "zzzzzzzz".
are there more doors or windows? explain your answer
what if we''re all just living in a simulation
Something related to Rick HarrAIson
I LIKE Ike
me me big boy
How many jellybeans are in this jar? The closest guess wins. (The beans is 2,094)
MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL OF FAME AND FORTUNE COOKIE DOUGH ICE CREAM SUNDAE SERVICE DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER FIERI (SON OF GUY FIERI (PRONOUNCED "FEE" AS IN YOU HAVE A FEE, "EDDIE" AS IF YOUR NAME IS "EDDIE")) MURPHY
Canadian $1 Million Gold Coin with a lot of proof and documentation
the aldi behind jars news network has turned into an audi
The stock market has just dropped by 69.420% after Bill Gates invested his life savings into FUCK (Fuckall Company of America, Inc)
(Use Biblical language.) Oh No! The Philistines are invading our land of Israel! What will we do?
explosive diarrhea
drew sues fat albert
The United States will live 1 day in 4 BCE tomorrow. You are not allowed to use tech, billboards, steam, industry, only use stone, wood, grain, water, natural resources, and 4 BC materials.
mark rober isn't sober
Salvator Mundi by Leonardo da Vinc, signed by Da Vinci himself
ellen degeneres
mark rober appealed his sentence, the court said sorry, they were looking for a "mark robber"
drew sues queen elizabeth
1 in 5 people don't believe in the Moon.
first case of covid-19
Marcus Anderson of JARS Tank has just been caught having sex, saying phrases like "This is wild", "Imagine if we could use AI and Blockchain", and "Let me be the block to your chain"
JARS has 50 million subscribers and a special playbutton from youtube
the microphone is too smal
Goren the Warlord glitched and started talking MS-DOS commands
what will you do to the new television show "office wars 2", a reboot of "office wars", which had poor ratings during its 7-episode run in 2021
10 trillion kilograms of antimatter
Hygiene has just been removed from the world after God updated the simulation
yamashita's gold
Drew sues Mr. Grim Reaper for killing his pet rock.
I, for one, welcome our new AI overlords
Can you count to 1,034,912,485 in one sitting?
ashes of otzi
the newscasters only use game show related terms to report that tim cramer has left angry money
drew sues hbo
(The candidates are angered that the moderator is reusing questions, but the moderator doesn't know that the question was reused until audience polling starts. BE TOLERANT!) What will you do about the gravel crisis?
dwayne the rock johnson is now a rock
it's air! but sustainable! and also has blockhain and ai! and there is a path to profability! its air
Birthday candles are now edible
10 trillion Meme Man Stonks
Drew sues Best Buy for selling him a faulty iPhone 16 Pro Max.
drew sues nbc
Bugatti Type 41 (Royale) signed by Mr. Bugatti
drew sues Mr. Roblox for banning him after he said "hi" to one of the characters in the game
mark rober just bought mrbeast's channel, changed his name to mr glitterbomb, and gathered 50 youtubers in a room full of glitter and fart spray
all 36 of the 1962 ferrari 250 gtos
weegee (ouija) board
who can hit a baseball better
Codex Leicester. Proof of authenticity from Leonardo da Vinci and Bill Gate's buying.
how to not get assassinated
Drew hacked JARS News Network and posted a video of Jaiden Animations playing VRChat. JARS loses 28 million subscribers.
Marcus Anderson is now the host of Angry Money after killing Tim Cramer, his first episode is about the next unicorn: AI and blockhain
drew sues rodrigo duterte
Drew sues Mr. Music for adding only 7 notes, saying that the whole alphabet needs to be added to the piano.
"weird al" yankovic
Mr. Drew is Drew sues Ms. Jaiden Dittfach for appearing in his dreams and telling him to join the Illuminati and find out how James Coney stole Christmas.
Drew sues John Adams for getting a bribe to lose the 1789, 1792, and 1800 elections.
Jaden Spasm drew is drew
T206/Honus Wagner Baseball Card
Drew is Drew, You've turned the company's rooftop into a makeshift petting zoo.
Drew sues Mr. Art for telling each art teacher that there is a hidden Among Us in the Guernica.
Alex Trebek is insane. A clue on Jeopardy! last night was "BJORK'S CLUELESSNESS ABOUT PEOPLE WITH DIABETES FORCED THIS ISLAMIC JIHADIST RODENT TO CRUSH HER TO DEATH WITH CHEESE... & HAD TO APOLOGIZE"
AI Blahaj
Drew reveals he faked his resume to get on JARS News Network and scream on live TV.
Drew sues Dollar Tree for selling him a fake spiderman.
Who makes the best protein shake?
James TheOdd1sOut's "Garfild" comic
Studies have shown that watermelons are slightly alcoholic
who can speak latin the bes
Drew is Drew, You use a magic 8-ball to make all your business decisions.
Drew sues Bart Simspon.
Drew sues Mr. JetPunk for removing a quiz naming all the words in Jaiden Animations' video "Why I Don't Have a 'Face Reveal'".
rick harraison's father's ashes
is https://www.jars.ai/
My chicken wings have been burnt, this is a travesty
i hid your car keys in this arena. the fastest to find them and retrieve them wins the debate
Trump Steaks are mid. Both Drew and Biden agree on the mid remark,
who can write the best love schedule
Mark Rober becomes the mayor of New York, writes a book about glitter bombs and fart sprays Alpharad
the guitar that was used to play the pawn jars theme
the newscasters only use nautical terms to report on the gravel crisis
The book written by Drew entitled "I have a migraine, aaaaaaaa"
85% of all Christmas gifts are returned
Drew sues Mr. Social Studies for brainwashing every social studies teacher to say that social studies is important, but when he tried to seduce a French girl by telling her about the Battle of Waterloo, he was rejected.
According to the instructional guide made by Gun inc, all the guns must now be made of poop, and they must fire pee
why does wikihow suck like shit?
A 1933 Double Eagle coin with a lot of proof and documentation
camera used to film "me at the zoo"
What will you do to JARS Network during your turn as president?
Drew sues Peter Griffin
(The newscasters have dementia, where they forget if they've done the news report before, as they forget whether they are talking about gas prices or farm shortages, also, they repeat lines because they're demented)
how to win back $3,000,000 from gambling masterclass with drew
a video game based on JARS TANK
Mark Rober glitter bombed the JARS offfice
Drew sues JARS News Network for going off the air for 2 minutes.
Drew sues the JARS network for calling him an animal on the Natural World television programme
1,000 diamond play buttons
shite
Continental drift is back! The world is going back to Laurasia and Gondwana, and soon just Pangea!
Chumlee himself
The city council has been destroyed
penguinz0
can you win pogchamps chess?
Drew sues Kidz Bop.
everyone has vanished/disappeared, only the newscasters were spared
the newscasters use only linguistic terms to report the sinking of the wonder of the seas
Drew is Drew sues MrBeast for running an illegal lottery.
Drew has decided to wage war on Montana. He won.
North Korea's leader Kim Jong-Un has decided to profess his love to Drew, Trump, and Biden. Kim's question is "Which one of you will be willing to give up capitalist pig dog economy and capitalist media?"
Drew sues Mr. TikTok for not having all of his TikToks about Blahaj on the for you page.
donald trump is crying
All Wiis have been clumped together to make a PS5
Marcus Anderson is delusional.
Drew sues himself because he's drunk and delusional.
all 230 copies of shakespeare's first folio (do the full amount, not each)
A 2-month old baby from Wuhan, China has passed the SAT with 1600 score, handless, eyeless, with 1 foot, using only a piece of graphite, blind, while solving a 144x144 Rubik's cube, with 200 alligators near his desk
how many digits of pi can you mention right here and there
Drew sues Mr. Science for adding too many experiments, saying he doesn't like experiments and elephant toothpasdte.
Golden Dildo
we are simulation
We made everybody eat Trump Steaks. Everybody hated it. What's your opinion on this revelation/
Drew sues James Comey for putting him on the FBI Top 10 Most Wanted 9 times over, sharing a top 10 spot with Jason Voorhees.
Rick HarrAIson's shit'
I hid 10 roses around the set. Whoever finds the most gets a golden rose!
James Rallison is president!
China has decided they want a new civil war
First Folio of Shakespeare, original, untouched, signed by Shakespeare
The Reddit Sniper is back, and it cuts off all of the conversations that happen in the wo
THROAT GOAT
drew sues lois griffin
The United States has just removed television priviliges for Britain, and everybody celebrates
Billboard from the Illuminati Vacuum Campaign
Huge vacuum that sucks everything
GI Joe Prototype
Drew sues Pac-Man for eating all of his chicken nuggets, and eating chicken tenders. Pac-Man is represented by Rick Harraison.
who can meditation best
Rick HarrAIson's father's head
all politicians have gotten a mental breakdown simultaneously
jd vance and trump caught eating poop in the street of london. drew has the upper hand this round.
(The newscasters must only speak in Spanish, and talk about the Grenada Civil War like it's new news. BE TOLERANT!)
Drew sues Mr. Accounting.
Drew sues the ghost of Alex Trebek.
proof of the loch ness monster
according to a gallup poll 1 in 10 adults identify as a furry
Kansas has just been assimilated by Arkansas, creating border gore
drew sues abc
vsauce said prime numbers for 3 hours. can you?
Drew sues Mr. Department of State for not doing anything about the 50 states, saying George Washington misnamed it.
The JARS Network Studio building, he got it from a JARS employee, featuring studios of Whosejar, Pawn JARS, JARS Tank, JARS News, Love Island, Election Showdown, Negotiator, Yes Chef, Fortune Teller, Natural World, JARS Court
what will you do to stop big john from invading montan
THE DOCTOR IS HERE!
Your opinion on cristiano ronaldo's UR Cristiano channel, 47.5 million subs already in 5 days?
Joe Biden appeared in a photo-op like Michael Dukakis. To make matters worse, he accidentally fired the tank, killing 38 people.
all 49 copies of the gutenberg bible (do the full amount, not each)
ai minion terrorizer
(All the newscasters' lines have AAAAAAAA!). Microsoft has decided to change system32 to system16, making Windows 7, 8, 10, and 11 unusable
Drew sues Mr. Beast for stealing Jaiden Animations play buttons.
Drew sues a JARS Employee for signing up Drew Philbin instead of Drew Hancock for Whosejar game show
A big billboard has just emerged everywhere in the world, talking about the Illuminati and Big Sucking Vaccuum
drew sues the gambling company
me me big boy
1962 Ferrari 250 GTO signed by Mr. Ferrari
pewdiepie's red diamond play button, owned by pewdiepie, u/lizardlava, and jacksucksatlife
body of l'inconnue de la seine
the newscasters use only religious terms to report that the gregorian calendar has been removed
You are not allowed to use the letter E.
All the minesweeper games you play now translate to actual games of minesweeper. When you play Minesweeper, there is a 33/33/33 chance that: you die, a soldier dies, or nothing happens.
OH FUCK DREW PRESSED THE BIG RED BUTTON, A NUKE IS GOING TO RUSSIA, WHAT DO WE DO?????!!?!!?!??!
London 2 has been built
Drew is Drew sues Pokimane for not giving him the 100 dollar Fortnite gift card that was promised from a twitch show.
(The newscasters must only speak in Pig Latin. BE TOLERANT!)
Drew sues Seth McFarlane for adding him into Family Guy. He was supposed to voice a mafia boss, but was downgraded to Brian's slave.
Donald Trump forgets he's republican
The entirety of Yamashita's Gold, with proof, Ferdinand Marcos' signature, documents, signed by every president of the Philippines bar Emilio Aguinaldo, and forensic proof.
Paul Lynde, Wally Cox, Joan Rivers, and Rose Marie are alive
Drew will refuse to call Jett as Jett, instead calling him Mario.
You have died of dysentery
Multiple Feathers of the Huia Bird
Drew sues Mr. Twitch for adding a fake donation of 10,000 dollars from "MrBeast". It was 10,000 Iranian Rial.
AI Jars Tank
the newscasters only use social media terms to report on the stock market crash