JARS.AI - (The newscasters are playing truth or dare and forget they're on the news. by defnotbirdyt

(The newscasters are playing truth or dare and forget they're on the news.

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Sep 7, 2024, 1:27 AM

(THE ONLY THING NEWSCASTERS CAN SAY IS “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”)

easterndeb

(in this episode, there is no news story so the news anchors scramble to find something around the news room to report about)

epix

(This is an episode of The Onion, where all the news are based on funny and fictitious stories for maximum laughter)

ragingriverbad

(At the end of each line, the news anchors must say "Oh shit, i forgot that headline name" was all lies and nothing else must be said)

josh_x21

(in this episode both news anchors can't say anything)

_____

(Everybody in the newsroom has taken mushrooms and are tripping balls. All news is nonsensical, and based strictly on the hallucinations that they are experiencing)

c0l0551c

(Both of the news anchors must pretend they are bears)

rheniumai