JARS.AI - NASA Discovers planet that is limitedly habitable, as it crumbles with human touch. However, it has a surplus of oil in it, so America is determined to send people to it by epix

NASA Discovers planet that is limitedly habitable, as it crumbles with human touch. However, it has a surplus of oil in it, so America is determined to send people to it

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Sep 20, 2024, 2:03 AM

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