Profilenews anchors realize they are just being controlled like puppets by human users submitting allegedly "episode ideas" disguised as real news. **news anchors yell AAAHHHH in despair**. **news anchors decide to start a riot **marinacyborg11
ProfileNews reporters everywhere are just discovered to be under mind control and aren't actually real people. It's been revealed that everything they say is utter nonsense and they are having a hard time living with themselves.bobojars11
ProfileApperantly there are news shows with real people, and claimed actual footage, and supposed real stories. Who knew?equaltheodosia11
Profilewe are computer simulations and all of our stories come from prompts from losers living in their mom's basements. they are all made up on the spot.strangeardra11