The Near-History Channel

History channel episode from the year 3024 documenting ruins from the year 2024. they overanalyse stuff and think of earth as way more archaic back then and misinterperet the meaning of common household things (and sex toys)

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Episodes 37

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the people of 2024 were SO SMART. (they don't realise gen alpha is pretty damn stupid)

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Pokemon was obviously a history book

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Mince-raft?

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Minecraft seems to have been early war training simulations

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Memes were obviously scriptures fortelling the future. (they don't think computers were invented yet and don't know the word for memes)

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rickandmortis

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Humans didnt exist in 2024, these were obviously homosexpiens

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Humans didnt exist in 2024, these were obviously homosexpiens

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10000 funko pops

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They discovered the bedroom of a fat lazy discord mod

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a meth lab

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a weird black tablet with 'batteuriez' inside them (they can't turn it on)

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wildbrainent studios

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club penguin

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dinosaur bones (dinosaurs were forgotten in the 31st century so they dont know what this is)

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rick and morty

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memes

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(they think a tv is just a graphing machine)

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a dildo

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jurassic park

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mcdonalds

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Pornhub was obviously an intelectual forum to discuss the art of the human form

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cars are the bones of the animals that caused the nukes of 2042

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SharkTank

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they think computers didnt exist yet and thought PCs were just mirrors of depression

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they think america was a kinky nation and that guns were sextoys

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cumjar

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anime

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a horny dudes bedroom

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Fursuit

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2020 was a year of a great extinction event, leaving only a few hundred living humans

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hentai

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rule34 is one of the commandments which control the laws. found in their bible known as the 'interweb'

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e621.net

"What's up Homebrothers, it's me, Brother Home"? What? Says here he was a stoner.

What was Eminem trying to say when he said "My transgender cat's siamese, identifies as black, but acts chinese"?

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Sonic was the King of the gods in the Sega pantheon