Figure out who made 100 tons of cum

peter

Your Anus or Uranus

episode 6: Neko-Chan

Your mother

Kratos is wanted for murdering Beerus

We just got word that people are selling illegal starbucks

someone rolled over pepe the frog and now protesting all happening all over

Freddy Fazbear wanted for cooking meth

Corporate is asking who stole the acritical heart in the fridge

Pete explains what he did yesteray

The boob goblin is stealing people's breast and is aiming to build the next president

Someone kidnaps Kim Jung Un

A dark Deity is asking for Doctor Tron

Complaints are against Demi Morgott for her aggressive demeanor

A racist Fairy is causing a ruckus downtown

The murder parade is in town and needs to be shut down NOW

Walter White and Mr.Beast caught selling meth and need to be caught NOW!

Majin buu and kratos caught in a bar fight and must be arrested

Peppa pig murdered her brother for touching her toys and needs to be arrested NOW!

Corporate wants us to vote should Marcus Anderson be CEO

Sleeping dogs are appearing all over town and we need to figure it out why?

Corporate wants to vote should Doctor Tron be the new chief of medicine ?

Lady Ranni has a warrant for her arrest

Pete's wife is calling him for dinner

who ate all the rhenium dioxide?

figure out who asked

Who released the fucking world eater

Who killed the racist ghoul

Who didn't do the dishes?

Who didn't say Uno?

you think your the shit, your not even the fart

the ass goblin is in town and stealing people's literally ass cheeks

Who left the dog in the hot car with the window rolled up?

Who murdered Hemorrhoid the clown?

Pikachu was caught Drunk at a bus stop

Who went to the p.diddy party

Mysterious man shitted in taco bell bathroom and didn't clean it up

What Monster likes Burger king foot lettuce

Jared from subway is back at it again

Someone is throwing their piss out a fast speed vehicle

The hand slinging slasher just decapitated Mr. Beast

BRO WHO didn't wash the clothes

Who the hell blew the smoke

Kim Jung Un demanding citizenship for America

Who let Pete out his damn cage

Ford Master is out murdering cows because it makes him hard

Tom Hanks was murdered at home

Who didn't sweep the damn floors

Who Murdered Molly and her dog?

Ford Master Murders Doctor Ron's puppy and gets even harder

Made a complaint that doctor tron stole someone kidney

Invesigate if Mario crushing Koopas a hate crime?

Bro someone downtown is spitting in people's pizza, we need to find out who

guy set a world record for fastest murder

GOD DAMN IT, someone just let there pet turtle murder their babysitter

Someone resurrected Micheal Jackson just to marry him, we need to arrest them

Darth vader Murdered mario for killing his pet Koopa

The Pete GTR with 1000 Horse power and 2 flame throwers was stolen and needs to find out who took

Peppa Pig just murdered her brother and we must find her

Who Framed Roger Rabbit, He was accused of being Mafia leader?

A man just scammed google out 100 million dollars by sending them a bill, Smart? maybe but we need to find out who

Someone released a virus that makes you literally shit chicken nuggets

Dude someone just stole a gold MacBook belonging to JFK

Someone shot the police of cheif and asked who washing the dishes

23 Men were killed yesterday with a Rizz knife

someone is framing Demi Morgott

Someone is forging diplmas and we need to find out who

Gordan Ramsey summoned a dark detity should we arrest him?

Someone stole a cow heart and is found downtown

Someone at a local school is stealing ford fusions

Flies in bathroom

Who stole the Moana Lisa and wrote bastards on it

Old mcock was found dead at red lobster

A man shot and killed with his ass out

The first dollar was stolen

Someone skinned Mario and wearing his skin around like a cape

A mcdonald Creature is killing mcdonald employees

Batman shot and Killed Bill cipher

Someone made a compliant that don the corrupter cursed their newborn daughter

A talking dog shouting inflammatory comments?

Corporate wants them to send them what they done to be here

A man driving an modified Ford focus at 270 Miles per hour crashes into Demi's car

9 11 just fucking happened again and who fucking did it

Homelander and Shao Kahn started a block party and must get arrested

Bob the builder shot outside a strip club

Manhunt for frieza for indecent exposure what he could've gone?

yer mom so fat she died of fat

Corporate wants us to list our talents

A man shooting aids at people

Don the corrupter's pet Ghoul murdered someone

Donald Trump and Biden Clones are murdering each other at old president town

Finn the human reportly joined the Mafia and now he need to find out where he is

What are you guys salary???

Darth Vader caught for indent exposure, screaming he misses his wife

Don the corrupter wants a day off with his wife

Manhunt for Albert Wesker

Megatron started a bar fight and needs to be arrested

A normal cat robs a bank and runs off to the mommy world

A giant cockroach steals kidneys

Megatron escapes prison and now corporate wants use to question starscream and soundwave

what you guys do on your day off

Pete and Demi talk about their elden ring experiences

Demi talks about why she shot Luigi

Jared from subway and chris Tyson on the run

Manhunt for patient that has an eternally hard cock

Chris Tyson shot and killed for grooming kids outside Mcdonald's

Chris Tyson resurrected and taken 5648658476584376587346587346587346583476843765438765348765348765348765 kids and all out manhunt is for him

Florida man commands army of gators to attack a random passerby

Finn The human and jake the human caught at a P.diddy party, now under investigation

jigglypuff caught for indecent exposure and shot by Finn the human, now FInn is getting arrested

someone listened to the gummy bear song and skibidi toilet song and gen a songs and shot himself in the head because those songs annoyed him to the point he'd rather die

Vyond went too greedy and removed the Oddcast voices and added new ones under a paywell!

Vyond went too greedy and removed the Oddcast voices and added new ones under a paywell!

Prince of Darkness in real life

You guys want to go out to eat one day?

Water bottles are illegal and people everywhere are still trying to get them

Someone chopped off Logan Paul’s hands

Bitch Laguna is out again and already selling illegal substances

Donald Trump and Joe Biden was seen selling weed outside of Wendy's

Ryan Reynolds caught on cctv footage selling illegal copies of Deadpool, do we arrest him?

Someone dunked on Lebron and files a lawsuit against them

someone steals Mario's edging streak

Elon Musk is musty? should we arrest him??

George Marcus shot outside his home, selling illegal figureins

Gojo found dead

Dora the explorer retires and Doctor Tron takes her place

Local man stabs his baby mama over 429 times and brings her back to life, should we arrest him??

Homeless man steals Mcdonald franchise

Somthings gonna happend!

Man kills ronald

Local man throwing piss outside his window and needs to be captured

Obama escapes prison and becomes the next dictator of north korea in 34 hours, how do we arrest him??

A gucci suit is stolen and we need to find the bastard

Mario is dead by a coin

Sex is legal in the streets

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