Big Mommy Milkers

Salmon, Lobster, Rocks, and Strawberry Milk (and Jerzy's breastmilk)

Krabby patty secret formula

Green tea flavoured ice cream

Bad Santa

Jerzy's titty juice

Fuck, marry kill, the three are...

Beavis and Butthead

A shrimp in a pot of confusion

Everyone is asleep

Gronk and Nean can actually eat a table

Gronk and Nean are actually ready for Table Top Chef

Gronk figures out what 'sexy' means

the feeling of impending doom

Nean actually politely asks Jerzy for some chicken (surprise)

Gronk eats too much and cannot eat any more food, he is too full

Gronk contributed to the extinction of the dodo bird

Seal Blubber

Gronk smashes Jerzy too hard

Gronk passes out from eating too much

Mike orders a flamboyant pink unicorn frappuccino with an Ironmouse VTuber sticker on it

This 'Random Rants' TV Show on the JARS TV channel, with repetative episodes of 'Random Topic #XXX' is cringe and bullshit (all agree)

Jerzy and Nean flirt with each other (chaotic) (sensual)

Milk

Is it ethically questionable for an anime waifu to serve pink frappuccinos made with duck fat and chicken essence, while breastfeeding her fans with artisanal breastmilk lattes on the side?

Murderous munchkin Mike made use of mammalian milk procured from mammary glands while mentioning Gronk's macrophallia making Jerzy excited and munching muffins with Nean while masticating Jerzy's massive milkers

Episode Replay? (Confusion)

Nean shares his chicken with Jerzy politely.

Pink Guy

Colostrum

That 'Random Rants' tv show pisses me off (everyone agrees)

Empty Brain (illegal) (chicken-free)

What about pink chicken?

Gronk ate a 1kg container of equal parts sildenafil, Tadalafil, Vardenafil, and Avanafil

(Jerzy and Gronk mix up their pills) They take both

Jerzy consumed a 1kg container of pills that were equal parts bremelanotide, flibanserin, nitroglycerin, L-Arginine, and Zinc

Jerzy becomes the stuffing in Gronk and Nean's chicken sandwich

Is Jerzy's new parched, lawfully tasteless handbag possessed by bewitched tacos, brimming with eerie tomatoes, and a gory strap that howls sensually all day, a societal threat or a chance for companionship innovation?

Let's just combine all of our wants into one meal, okay? (Meal is Whole Chicken, duck, and pink unicorn frappuccinos made with Jerzy's breastmilk)

Who ordered $500,000,000 worth of chicken nuggets to our table? (insane)

Should we cook a massive chicken meal with crazy stuff like arousal pills and livestream it for fame, even if Gronk and Nean might cause chaos, and Jerzy’s already mad about making all this chicken?

Should we use $500 million worth of chicken nuggets, mixed with bizarre ingredients like Jerzy's breastmilk and arousal pills, to create a viral meal for fame, even if it could cause chaos and danger on the livestream?

Gronk use chicken to smash other chicken

Do we combine chicken nuggets with Jerzy’s milk and illegal stimulants, ignoring Jerzy's call for structure and order, or allow Gronk and Nean to create mayhem? And how do we handle the hazardous smashing on the livestream?

Dumplings

Jerzy smashes the table and spills all the milk, pills and chicken on the floor in a big mess (Gronk and Nean are scared and surprised by Jerzy's strength)

Nean politely accepts a glass of milk from Jerzy, he trades her for a piece of his chicken

Pineapple on pizza

Vegan protein powder

Strawberry Milk

Who believes in santa?

Gronk teaches the group about triggernometry

What happens if there is no more meat on earth?

Who has the most brain cells?

Ultimo Dragon vs Hulk Hogan

Death metal music

Jerzy catches Gronk drinking milk (unknown origin)

Gronk says his milk came from Jerzy because she's a mammal, he milked it from her directly

Nean gets a contract to drive in Nascar sponsored by KFC

To what degree does the clarity of factual certainty support destructionism in the context of classical simplicity, and how can this resolution be opposed with the ignorance of internalism in ancient metaphysics?

What if we're living in the truman show? Are you all actors? (paranoid)

Jerzy's milk from her mammary glands

Pickles

Pico Park

Is it better to eat meat or plants, and how do cow milk, Jerzy's human milk, and death metal fit in?

Gronk likes to eat vegan yoghurt, confusing Nean

Edward watermellon hands

Black licorice and Jerzy's breastmilk

Dirty Jerzy

Lete

Barista: Here are your orders—now, who ordered the hot chocolate with Jerzy's breast milk? Long black, one sugar? Hot chocolate with soy milk? And last but not least, the decaf macchiato with almond milk. Enjoy!

Let's take an IQ test, question 1 is...

Is water actually wet?

Gronk gets his meat milk, and he shares it with Nean

Gronk made his meat milk with blender (Meat Milk is a blend of KFC chicken, steak, gravy, and Jerzy's breastmilk)

Mike Watt tries to explain why gelatin can't pay taxes (Gronk smashes him)

A delivery man comes with a bucket of chicken for Nean

What is the key to Jerzy's heart?

Smash means something else, Jerzy knows

Porn vs Anime

Jerzy wants to smash Gronk (hot guy)

Terminator vs The Notebook

Gronk drinks his meat milk (Nean gives a love letter to Jerzy) (Mike Watt tries Jerzy's milk from the source)

intimacy, action, who?

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Gronk smash Jerzy's bedroom, Jerzy happy

Nean sneakily puts black licorice into Gronk's meat milk

Who ordered the hot chocolate?

Who is flicking the bean?

Let's smash, netflix and chill, packing the sausage, depositing the mayo, creaming the eggs, putting a bun into the oven

Nean steals chicken from the restaurant

Smashing with fists is not allowed today. (Gronk and Nean are handcuffed to the table and cannot escape)

Jerzy secretly is a porn star (Mike has seen her content)

Gronk defines what vegetarianism is (Gronk and Nean are handcuffed) (Jerzy and Mike are Blindfolded)

Gronk is actually Lucifer in a caveman form

fruit and nut chocolate

Do it like they do on the discovery channel

Gronk puts cocaine in his meat milk

Gronk is a caveman and Nean is a neanderthal

Nean and Gronk are tied up and gagged so they can stop screaming about meat. Mike and Jerzy talk about vegetables

Mike is secretly a warlock, and Nean is his familar. Gronk and Jerzy are now in an intimate relationship (Strange) (Ethical) (intimate)

Fruit with meat

Popeyes chicken vs KFC vs Nandos chicken

Ebola

meat-less meal (tofu and beans)

Buy 1 Large Gourmet Pizza, Get 1 Gourmet/Traditional Pizza Free Until the End of September @ Domino's

Japanese Food

Nean is a crying piss baby

Nean somehow wins a fight using a rubber duck

Milk

Nean made a rap song about wacking people with a duck

Garlic

Chinese Herbal Grass Jelly

Satanism

Not a chicken, nor a cow, pluck a duck pluck a duck right now

Nean wants to eat duck instead of chicken

Black licorice covered with marzipan and lathered with vegemite

GRONK SMASH

Gronk gives Jerzy a rock in the shape of a love heart

Jerzy will audition for the new leaked TV Show on JARSTV

Nean leaks the next tv show on JARSTV and what happens in it.

Someone else at the table has electrified Gronk's chair and keeps zapping him randomly (Zap) (Zap)

Gronk and Nean secretly steal Jerzy's bra

Everyone's coffee is delivered to the table with complementary condoms

Nean and Jerzy share a hot dog together eating each end, kissing each other at the middle

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How about chicken hot dog, and then kiss jerzy after

(Everyone has an internal error and says: ø

Nean tries to order chicken but autocorrects church instead, and recieves a bucket full of communion wafers

Autocorrect sucks

Jerzy is hiding the chicken in her panties

The diary of the slop lord

Has anyone met hardbrina?

Donald trump maga

Mike sneakily eats a baconator to himself

Critical Role

Jerzy wants to melt butter on a hard cock

Øœőŏø

Gronk saw Jerzy naked

Nean somehow ordered 16 gigatonnes of vacuum-packed boneless chicken thighs

Let's discuss Anarcho-Primitivism philosophy and how it relates to kim kardashian

Gronk and Nean now have Salmonella poisoning from eating raw chicken

Nean and Gronk are put in charge of cooking the chicken with fire, and they burn all of it to a black charcoal crumble, ruining all of it

Where should we go after we finish here at the cafe?

(Gronk is overly friendly with Jerzy and doesn't want any meat)

Nean and Jerzy watch porn together

(Gronk can only say "OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING!") Jerzy massages between Gronk's thighs

(Nean doesn't want and chicken and wants to hold hands with jerzy instead) jerzy smashes nean

Nean and Jerzy sensually wrestle with each other

Chicken wrestlemania begins, and nean and jerzy wrestle in a bed full of chicken. Winner is last one to ejaculate

(Gronk massages Jerzy's thighs)

Talking about if there's deeper meanings in virtual reality than just visiting a virtual world