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Crash Test Legends: Death Wish
A show where people drive cars into brick walls at full speed in order to rate and review the cars' safety features and the injuries they sustain in doing so
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Episodes 156

old grandma falls off

Ambulance

Speedboat

The Deathbox 420-69. Is... is this a real car?

You remember Carmageddon? Yeah that's what we're about to do

The Batmobile

crash test on puppetheart

2001 Toyota Prius

Vintage VW Beetle

PT Cruiser

crash test on a real person named snowyswedis

1967 Ford Mustang

2020 Chevrolet Impala

1957 Chevy Bel-Air

1966 Chevy Impala

Lotus 7


a sour drill

I really hope this one actually kills us

2016 Toyota Corolla

1976 Ford Pinto

Volkswagen Taos S 2024

1977 Pontiac Firebird

2024 Mazda CX-30

Can-Am Maverick

Peel P50

2010 Porche 911

2022 Cadillac Escalade

2017 Rolls Royce Phantom

1928 Ford Model T

Your dad's car

2001 Porche 911

2023 Toyoga(?) Camri(??)

2023 Toyota Camry

Car with a Tullock Spike

Bumper car. Already a little disappointed

Car with a Tullock Spike attached to the steering wheel

Benz Patent Motor Car Frame with a V8 Engine attached

Aston Martin DB5

1961 Jaguar E-Type

A stolen car. Model unknown, we didn't have time to do any research

Homemade Jalopy

Trabant P601

2010 Škoda Yeti

2015 Landwind X7

Knight Rider


a toy car

2017 Mercedes-Benz GLA filled with Nitroglycerin

2024 Tesla Cybertruck


Rolls-Royce La Rose Noire Droptail

Car filled with bowling balls driven into a tornado

2024 Honda Accord (Hey, are those lit fireworks in the trunk???)


Dodge Durango filled with nukes

Miami Edition: 2024 Ferrari 812 GTS -- just watch out for any groups of pranksters on the streets

2019 Bugatti Sport

NOOOOOOO I put diesel in the engine!!!!

1966 Volkswagen Type 2

1969 Dodge Charger


a bomb car idk what to put lmao

1978 Dome Zero. In 1978, this is what Japanese race car producer Dome imagined cars to look like in the future (the year they named specifically is 2018)

Are we stupid?

I prefer to crash other people's cars

Driving through and into a sewerage treatment plant

Connecting 10 cars together in a straight line and crashing them all

Tractor vs lava pit

Driving a really sharp car with seatbelts that are just painted on and airbags that are just party balloons

It's our 100th episode! To commemorate, we're putting all 100 vehicles from the previous episodes in a circle and crashing them all into each other

Two cars driving in opposite directions connected by chains welded to the frames

The Ultradeath Deathbox 3000

Jinglebell Jalopy 2014


pants


a bunker made of bread

Today instead of crashing the car, we're going to be inside while it gets compacted into a cube

Everybody here signed the waiver right?


sandwich with 100 million cheese

2001 Honda Civic

2002 Ford GT, hitting the wall at max speed in reverse


CAN YOU

Mitsubishi Mirage G4


CAN YOU FEEL ALL YOUR RIBCAGES EXPLODING (it's during a crash)

I cannot believe this show hasn't been canceled yet

2005 Lexus IS300. Except the guest star DID sign up to be a crash test dummy this time and is very gung-ho about the test

The Dinklehiemer Desolation, a street-illegal car with no safety features

1774 Ford Mustang Trans Am... with actual mustangs

Horse drawn carriage

1965 Lotus Elan

A car filled with razorblades and bombs. We're beginning to think the producers have something against us

Bulldozer

An SUV with a couple tigers in the back

A circular saw unicycle

A car with a bunch of hungry tigers in the back and a bomb in the engine

Oil tanker

This time, the guest star absolutely did sign up to be a crash test dummy, and they also wish to die in a crash

Car with no steering wheel

Driving into the ocean instead of a wall

Running an aircraft carrier into the ground

The guest star wishes also for death

This time we're testing how loud we can make it outside of the car before we all go deaf inside it

The Hindenburg

Like in that subpar movie Death Race 3000

A big hamster ball but made of glass

Driving into a grid of giant chainsaws and sharks with laser beams on their heads

Nissan GT-R

1965 fiat 500

Chunder everywhere

Driving a car into a giant jet engine

A car that is melting as we drive it

1886 Benz Patent Motorwagen

Multi track drifting

Crashing so hard your brain pops out

This time we're driving into a grid of sharp titanium wire

Crashing a car so hard our brains come out of our eyes

Testing a hatchback against a horde of wild kangaroos

Car dropped from a plane

Testing a hatchback against a horde of chainsaw-wielding robots

honda fit

ferrari testarossa

1965 Honda RA272


today its not a car, its a bike, and they will jump the bike down a cliff

1932 Alfa Romeo Zagato

Reliant Robin

Citroën DS

Citroën Traction Avant

nissan micra

Windows 11 vs Windows 10 Vs Ubuntu

Toyota Hiace

Suzuki Jimny

fiat 500

toyota yaris

2010 lexus LFA


crashing a car into an annoying fuck named ardak

The Death Hellbox

Mama Anger's cooking

1929 Mercedes S Barker Tourer

1927 Tesla Model A

Killdozer

M1 Abrams Tank

nissan hakosuka skyline

1955 Mercedes Fangio Monoposto

2011 Ferrari FF (they must make comments about how it's not actually FF/FWD)

Guest star, did you even see the name of the show? What did you think was going to happen??

Driving into hell

Vomit

Eating broken glass

Crashing a Toyota so hard we turn bald

The spaceship from Mouthwashing

Crashing into the future

Land Rover Defender

Chainsaw lawnmower

Vancouver gears itself for the Legends Cup, Tate McRae will make the theme song for the 2025 edition,

Jaguar C-X75

Red Bull RB18

mclaren mp4/4

cadillac northstar LMP

The car is already on fire

Pure instantaneous death

Hello???