Crash Test Legends: Death Wish

A show where people drive cars into brick walls at full speed in order to rate and review the cars' safety features and the injuries they sustain in doing so

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old grandma falls off

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Ambulance

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Speedboat

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The Deathbox 420-69. Is... is this a real car?

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You remember Carmageddon? Yeah that's what we're about to do

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The Batmobile

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crash test on puppetheart

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2001 Toyota Prius

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Vintage VW Beetle

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PT Cruiser

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crash test on a real person named snowyswedis

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1967 Ford Mustang

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2020 Chevrolet Impala

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1957 Chevy Bel-Air

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1966 Chevy Impala

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Lotus 7

a sour drill

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I really hope this one actually kills us

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2016 Toyota Corolla

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1976 Ford Pinto

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Volkswagen Taos S 2024

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1977 Pontiac Firebird

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2024 Mazda CX-30

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Can-Am Maverick

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Peel P50

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2010 Porche 911

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2022 Cadillac Escalade

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2017 Rolls Royce Phantom

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1928 Ford Model T

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Your dad's car

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2001 Porche 911

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2023 Toyoga(?) Camri(??)

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2023 Toyota Camry

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Car with a Tullock Spike

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Bumper car. Already a little disappointed

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Car with a Tullock Spike attached to the steering wheel

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Benz Patent Motor Car Frame with a V8 Engine attached

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Aston Martin DB5

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1961 Jaguar E-Type

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A stolen car. Model unknown, we didn't have time to do any research

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Homemade Jalopy

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Trabant P601

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2010 Škoda Yeti

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2015 Landwind X7

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Knight Rider

a toy car

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2017 Mercedes-Benz GLA filled with Nitroglycerin

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2024 Tesla Cybertruck

Rolls-Royce La Rose Noire Droptail

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Car filled with bowling balls driven into a tornado

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2024 Honda Accord (Hey, are those lit fireworks in the trunk???)

Dodge Durango filled with nukes

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Miami Edition: 2024 Ferrari 812 GTS -- just watch out for any groups of pranksters on the streets

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2019 Bugatti Sport

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NOOOOOOO I put diesel in the engine!!!!

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1966 Volkswagen Type 2

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1969 Dodge Charger

a bomb car idk what to put lmao

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1978 Dome Zero. In 1978, this is what Japanese race car producer Dome imagined cars to look like in the future (the year they named specifically is 2018)

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Are we stupid?

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I prefer to crash other people's cars

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Driving through and into a sewerage treatment plant

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Connecting 10 cars together in a straight line and crashing them all

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Tractor vs lava pit

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Driving a really sharp car with seatbelts that are just painted on and airbags that are just party balloons

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It's our 100th episode! To commemorate, we're putting all 100 vehicles from the previous episodes in a circle and crashing them all into each other

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Two cars driving in opposite directions connected by chains welded to the frames

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The Ultradeath Deathbox 3000

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Jinglebell Jalopy 2014

pants

a bunker made of bread

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Today instead of crashing the car, we're going to be inside while it gets compacted into a cube

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Everybody here signed the waiver right?

sandwich with 100 million cheese

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2001 Honda Civic

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2002 Ford GT, hitting the wall at max speed in reverse

CAN YOU

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Mitsubishi Mirage G4

CAN YOU FEEL ALL YOUR RIBCAGES EXPLODING (it's during a crash)

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I cannot believe this show hasn't been canceled yet

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2005 Lexus IS300. Except the guest star DID sign up to be a crash test dummy this time and is very gung-ho about the test

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The Dinklehiemer Desolation, a street-illegal car with no safety features

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1774 Ford Mustang Trans Am... with actual mustangs

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Horse drawn carriage

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1965 Lotus Elan

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A car filled with razorblades and bombs. We're beginning to think the producers have something against us

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Bulldozer

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An SUV with a couple tigers in the back

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A circular saw unicycle

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A car with a bunch of hungry tigers in the back and a bomb in the engine

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Oil tanker

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This time, the guest star absolutely did sign up to be a crash test dummy, and they also wish to die in a crash

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Car with no steering wheel

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Driving into the ocean instead of a wall

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Running an aircraft carrier into the ground

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The guest star wishes also for death

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This time we're testing how loud we can make it outside of the car before we all go deaf inside it

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The Hindenburg

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Like in that subpar movie Death Race 3000

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A big hamster ball but made of glass

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Driving into a grid of giant chainsaws and sharks with laser beams on their heads

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Nissan GT-R

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1965 fiat 500

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Chunder everywhere

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Driving a car into a giant jet engine

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A car that is melting as we drive it

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1886 Benz Patent Motorwagen

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Multi track drifting

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Crashing so hard your brain pops out

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This time we're driving into a grid of sharp titanium wire

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Crashing a car so hard our brains come out of our eyes

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Testing a hatchback against a horde of wild kangaroos

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Car dropped from a plane

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Testing a hatchback against a horde of chainsaw-wielding robots

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honda fit

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ferrari testarossa

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1965 Honda RA272

today its not a car, its a bike, and they will jump the bike down a cliff

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1932 Alfa Romeo Zagato

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Reliant Robin

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Citroën DS

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Citroën Traction Avant

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nissan micra

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Windows 11 vs Windows 10 Vs Ubuntu

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Toyota Hiace

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Suzuki Jimny

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fiat 500

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toyota yaris

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2010 lexus LFA

crashing a car into an annoying fuck named ardak

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The Death Hellbox

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Mama Anger's cooking

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1929 Mercedes S Barker Tourer

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1927 Tesla Model A

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Killdozer

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M1 Abrams Tank

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nissan hakosuka skyline

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1955 Mercedes Fangio Monoposto

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2011 Ferrari FF (they must make comments about how it's not actually FF/FWD)

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Guest star, did you even see the name of the show? What did you think was going to happen??

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Driving into hell

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Vomit

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Eating broken glass

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Crashing a Toyota so hard we turn bald

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The spaceship from Mouthwashing

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Crashing into the future

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Land Rover Defender

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Chainsaw lawnmower

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Vancouver gears itself for the Legends Cup, Tate McRae will make the theme song for the 2025 edition,

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Jaguar C-X75

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Red Bull RB18

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mclaren mp4/4

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cadillac northstar LMP

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The car is already on fire

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Pure instantaneous death

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Hello???