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Man working on Major's en suite urinal hooked up to towns fire hydrant speaks out. It was the wife.

New study finds the same technology in new bird laser defense could potentially help Russian otters with weak penal bones.

83 Poachers were arrested yesterday after trying to smuggle 9000lbs of pig wings through South Bend, Indiana.

Six Flags reopens after hypersonic Jeff Bezos penis rocket themed rollercoaster massacre about an hour ago.

Rat Gaming leagues takeover the most popular sport after Putin's heart debacle plummets PFGW ratings.

Bear Gear Innovations overtakes GatorFlix as highest grossing company after new bird laser technology breakthrough.

Birds found immune to all 5 available types of lasers known safe for human use.

Local Lovestruck Necromancer speaks out. Says zombies have nothing to do with him or his rituals now give me your wrist and close your eyes.

Zombies casting love spells seen in local park, scaring locals and stealing local hearts.

GatorFlix became the biggest company in the world as of yesterday. Putin announces he's donating heart to science, no one told him he needed it? 1 dead.

Local Owls petition to have medical rights, demand Adderall prescriptions.