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a bagpipe-playing alpaca is to blame for the disappearance of Phillip's toothbrush...according to him, at least

Ron discovers the game Team Fortress 2, he thinks the fictional substance "Australium" from the game is real, and proposes an expedition to Australia to aquire it. Shriv and Grumpy Watermelon are not convinced at all

Rumbuptious Rapscallions broke into the National Pennyfarthing Museum and replaced the wheels on all the pennyfarthings with Bloomin' Onion entrees from Outback Steakhouse

Grumpy Watermelon gleefully talks about his old pal Banana Bastard who wields an axe, he cranks up the scares to the max

a tale of a snail on a rail to deliver mail without fail

cosmic spaghetti armor forged by subterranean armadillos

Ron no longer obsesses over Zombie Teddy Roosevelt, he now believes in Vampire Abe Lincoln

Grumpy Watermelon is encouraged by the news of his pal Nasty Nectarine being released from the insane asylum. Nasty Nectarine is extremely mean, He will murder you and eat your spleen

The 2-dimensional dodo theory was false, they were actually 5-dimensional hawks from 5 miles below Buenos Aires

Phillip wants to go to Nicaragua and search for green chupacabras. Even Grumpy Watermelon knows that is absurd, chupacabras have never been green in any cryptid report, he's also angry because he should be the only green one

Clearly, the paper-thin dodos from Venus are 2-dimentional, they plan to use their 2d weirdness to create a portal to R'lyeh and ally with Cthulu. Ron, Grumpy Watermelon, and Shriv are not convinced at all