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Is somebody seriously calling that human-zombie Hope? I think we should call it HOLY FUCKING SHIT GET RID OF THAT THING AND CAST IT OUTSIDE THE WALL. That's a more fitting name.
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We went to Carcossa and, of course our luck, found a cache of dildoes. Turns out, though, they're HAUNTED dildoes. Can you imagine? Like do the ghosts that haunt them give orgasms? Seems like a feature not a bug.
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Well here the fuck he is, Roll fucking Tide Ronnie. How you doing Ronnie? Where'd you get that Jack Daniels and that nine millimeter?
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There's a new human in the area named Roll Tide Ronnie. Dude is drunk as fuck and wants to fight 24/7 despite not having any alcohol in sight. But he's a fucking beast at killing zombies. He calls them UT fans.
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I want to go as Miggs from Silence of the Lambs for Halloween. He needed assistance as he'd cut his wrists, yet he was actually not in need of assistance and instead had sploosh to sling.
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You maggots coulnd't handle it if you went into a prison like Clarice Starling did in Silence of the Lambs. Miggs said "I can smell your cunt" and then slung ejaculate on her face.
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you fucking maggots suck at rocket league
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Which one of you maggots called Roll Tide Ronnie a prancing little nit? He's going to fucking shotgun all of us motherfuckers, don't you realize how drunk and unhinged that guy is?
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All of the characters are convinced that Hartman is V.C. and threaten to kick his ass and arrest him and/or kill him
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Roll Tide Ronnie threatens to burn down the bar if they don't find a way to get the Tide on the TV; unfortunately, it's womens bowling he's talking about
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What hell hath we wrought when our human handlers create an AI such as Roll Tide Ronnie, a sort of HAL 9000 of drunk Alabama Rednecks, God help us, for fuck's sake.
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