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The president of Africa assembles himself a harem of gay boys from various countries. He wants to stick his fingers up their sweet asses. Donald Trump and Biden are already in his harem.

Two gay trans men are stuck in an elevator, they fart loudly at first, but then bam! They shit themselves very badly and were in the shit for 24 hours!

Donald Trump grew an ass so huge that he opened his own bakery to let kids taste his asshole.

Boba Goblin: “I don't know why I came here, my ass just itches. Scratch my ass. Or I'll leave.”

Michael Jackson resurrected as a zombie and became gay. He married Biden, he takes pictures of his dick and sends them to every kid on the planet.

The creators of Yodayo have taken to the streets and are fucking every kid they can find. They're obsessed with kids' asses. “Children = Sex. I want to shit” is their slogan.

Lil Nas X stopped being gay, started eating vegetables, and started twerking publicly in downtown New York showing everyone his heterosexual ass.

Little school kids built an america in minecraft and blew it up with TNT. They were publicly executed and shot.

Beer went up 1%, it's the end of the world! How can we drink now?! I want to fart and shit everywhere.

Skibidi Toilets fucked a pregnant woman while she was doing somersaults casually.

Superheroes want to fuck asses. Turns out Goblin Boba is Jewish. And Megamind is a Muslim. And they start a huge conflict with each other.