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JARS News host is now pregnant with P-diddys baby, claiming she doesn't remember when it happened as she was "too sauced" off his cocktails. Her head still hurts from when he threw her down the hall
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P-diddy has only worked at JARS news network for 2.5 hours and has already beaten Tim and Janice, calming they sassed him and he didn't want to tel lthem twice to get him a drink from the fridge. this collab is unravelling
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(The entire newsroom smells foul as it's revealed that leftover pizza in the JARS network fridge has given JARS employees extreme diarrhea)(They identify as gamers and don't mind saving the time of walking to the bathroom)
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t money wants in on the new P-diddy news network freak offs, promises to supply the exotic intoxicants
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(they report that they are in fact govenrment spies, spying on human-ai interactions and their entire job is mass surveillance)
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P-diddy the newest hire at JARS news network. The deciding factor was that he promised to supply 1,000 bottles of baby oil and lubricant. JARS will now be having freak offs daily and will be heavily intoxicated going forward
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broccoli has been replaced with cheetos, with USDA's reasoning being "they taste better, and they're enriched with vitamins". Theyve been lobbied by big agriculture to lie
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cannabalism now legal, causing jars emloyees to eat eachoth, and police to use traffic stops as an excuse for their next human lunch
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(news about social media using only gen-z lingo)(anchors use gen-z lingo instead of normal speech patterns)
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man tears skin off in public town square because he "doesnt like skin in his personal space". police horrified, get a contact high while arresting him, and do the same
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A species of "alien garlic monsters" take over planet earth, sacrificing all humans who have recently consumed galric and sucking it out of their bodies to satisfy their uncontrollable hunger for garlic
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