rattyroda

A sword made of diamonds, for collectors and military use cases. Sustainable diamond sourced from End City Ship chests with permission from locals.

The invention is dihydrogen monoxide. Everyone needs it to survive so everyone will buy it. I own all of it and can duplicate it for free. (EVERYBODY SPEAKS IN RIDDLES)

<Everybody replaces all syncategorematic words with "skibidi"> Eco-friendly giant hammer with real-word military applications. Cutting edge technology. Powered by excrement.

<Marcus Anderson must only speak in Haiku><Everybody replaces the word "The" with "Skibidi"> A chair that turns body odor into spiders for Marcus. Extremely profitable.

i like my vape juicy bruh

All characters must speak in limericks. All words containing vowel letters will have their vowels replaced with consonants. The item of the day is the Lady Dimitrescu Reshaped mod for Resident Evil: Village.

recreate the 3rd episode of the 7th season of family guy

Shay can only use vowel sounds to pronounce every word. Consonant sounds are replaced with a "Y" sound. Shay craves that spicy goat cheese.

ketamine is for horses and i like to say neigh

rattyroda, You built a fort out of office furniture and declared it an independent nation.

money is worthless. bionicle is forever. generate infinite money by putting bionicles in a hydraulic press. it is sustainable and free. give me all your money. No vowels allowed.